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Clips from South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft (S10E10)

"I'm just gonna stop playing."
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"When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people"
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"who just stopped playing."
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"You know who those people were? The French."
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"- Are you French, Clyde? - No."
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"Voulez vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?"
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"All right, all right, I'll do it!"
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"So what's the plan?"
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"All right. Log in tonight from your computers at precisely 7:30."
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"We will meet here on the plains of the Elwynn Forest near Westfall."
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"My friends..."
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"To victory!"
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"To victory!"
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"I don't play World of Warcraft."
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"Butters, you said you're on your computer all the time."
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"Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
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"Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer"
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"and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
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"Oh, all right, then..."
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"All right, you guys. This is it!"
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"When the attack begins, all warriors click on defensive stance."
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"Everyone else wait for Craig to cast his intellect buff."
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"- Okay! - Got it!"
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"The battle is sure to be long so make sure"
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"you all have your special abilities macroed to your keyboards."
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"All right, Eric. You can count on us."
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"Timmy!"
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"This shall be a day for all to remember!"
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"Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth!"
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"- From which... - Hey, fellas!"
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"Boy, this is neato, huh?"
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"Butters, what the hell are you doing?"
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"I got World of Warcraft like you said."
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"You can't be the dwarf character, Butters. I'm the dwarf."
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"Well, there's only like four races to choose from!"
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"So pick another one! I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole."
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"Log out, create a new character and log back in!"
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"I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure a lot more than this stuff..."
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"Come on! Let's do this!"
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"Yeah. My mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30."
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"Then let's move out!"
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"Look! There he is!"
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"Everyone hold!"
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"- He's targeting us! - Prepare to charge!"
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"Scroll over him with your mouse cursors..."
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"And..."
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"Right click!"
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"What the..."
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"Oh, Jesus, he summoned scorpions!"
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"I'm burning! Oh, Jesus, I'm burning!"
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"Kenny's down. Kenny is down."
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"Well, I'm gonna poo-poo my pants."
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"Ike, look out!"
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"Kyle!"
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"All right, Clyde. Hit him with your crossbow!"
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"Hit him now, Clyde!"
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"Clyde? Clyde!"
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"Clyde, you asshole!"
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"God damn it. We lost Clyde!"
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"Hey, Stan! Can I play with you guys?"
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"Dad?"
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"Yeah, I'm playing from the office."
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"Dad, get off our TeamSpeak line!"
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"That's it. I'm dead."
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"That's it. Screw this game."
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"No! Leave me alone!"
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"Don't do it!"
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"God...damn it!"
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"What?"
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"He's just finished killing every single player in the Arathi Highlands."
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"How many people's characters were in there?"
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"Over 5000."
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"There are over seven million people who log on to World of Warcraft!"
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"Are you telling me all those people's characters"
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"are going to die and there's nothing we can do to save them?"
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"Yes. And it won't be long before everyone gets really, really frustrated"
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"and stops playing altogether."
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"Gentlemen,"
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"this could very well lead to the end of the World Of Warcraft."
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"What the hell are you guys doing?"
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"Don't tell me you all quit playing World of Warcraft, too."
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"Dude, we're done. We're sick of getting killed all the time."
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"Guys, when things look bad you can't just give up on the World Of Warcraft."
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"We don't have a choice, dude."
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"That guy killed our characters 14 times!"
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"I have a solution, you guys."
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"That guy can kill us so easily because he's a super high level, right?"
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"But if we were super high level too..."
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"We can't get to a higher level because that dude doesn't let us finish quests!"
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"That's why we need to just log in,"
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"and stay in the forest, killing boars."
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"Boars?"
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"There's lots of computer-generated boars"
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"in Warcraft that die with just one blow."
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"Dude, Boars are only worth two experience points apiece!"
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"Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up 30 levels?"
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"Yes."
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"Sixty-five million, three hundred and forty thousand,"
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"two hundred and eighty-five,"
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"which should take us seven weeks, five days, 13 hours and 20 minutes,"
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"giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep."
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"What do you say, guys?"
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"You can just hang outside in the sun all day,"
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"tossing a ball around,"
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"or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters."
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"Sir, you better have a look at this. Four of our subscribers."
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"They've gone up 50 levels in three weeks!"
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"My God."
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"They must have no lives at all."
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"- A hope? - A chance."
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"- Dude, my mouse-clicking finger hurts. - Keep clicking, Kyle. You can do it."
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"The admins tell us, they are four players from a small town in Colorado."
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"Are they strong enough to defeat the evil one?"
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"We ran the numbers. Even with their amazing rise in levels,"
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"they have a 90-percent mortality probability."
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"They'd be walking into a slaughter."
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