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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Rock Show (S01E01)

"and who respect you"
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"and think you're attractive."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"- You mean guys like you... - No!"
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"For instance?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, not me."
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"Oh. Okay. Good, 'cause, for a second there,"
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"I thought you were hitting on me in front of my boyfriend."
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"No! Not my style."
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"Even though you did just call him a big, lying baby."
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"And I do find you attractive."
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"So, you are hitting on me."
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"No. I'm not. I promise you."
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"But if I were, would you be interested?"
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"No."
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"- Okay. - Let me tell you why,"
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"because I'm in a crappy mood,"
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"and I don't really appreciate what's happening right here."
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"Number one, you've never been in a relationship that's lasted longer than a week."
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"- Number two, the girls... - That's fine. Just..."
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"you do choose to spend the week with..."
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"That's enough. That's enough. Look, I was not trying to ask you out, I promise."
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"Well, I'm glad we avoided that."
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"Pit! I fell in it, the pit"
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"You fell in it, the pit"
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"We all fell in it, the pit"
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"Pit! I fell in it, the pit"
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"You fell in it, the pit"
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"We all fell in that pit"
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"Thank you very much, everybody! We are Scarecrow Boat!"
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"No! Screw it! We are Mouse Rat!"
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"Thank you very much! Good night!"
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"Damn it. I missed it?"
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"Leslie! Who's your friend?"
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"I'm George. I'm Leslie's date."
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"Yes. He's my date. George Gernway."
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"He's the City Manager in Eagleton."
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"Hi, George Gernway. I'm Tom Haverford."
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"This is my wife, Wendy. She's my age."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"I have no idea why Ann is upset with me."
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"But I do know she's too nice to yell at me in front of all these people."
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"So, I am not leaving this bar."
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"- So, I heard you went to Indiana State. - Yes."
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"My buddy Todd went there. Maybe you know him."
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"What year did you graduate?"
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"1968."
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"Oh! Todd graduated in 2005, so you probably missed him."
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"How was your date with Leslie?"
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"We change the band name, and then we send the demo out."
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"- We're completely ready... - Andy, let's go."
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"Honey, I'm just debriefing with the band."
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"It's just gonna be just one second."
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"Hey! Hi!"
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"Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you made it. You have to meet my band."
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"- Okay. Hi, band! - Hey. What's going on?"
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"Oh. I'm so sorry that I missed your songs."
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"Is there any way that you guys could do like an encore or something?"
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"An encore. I like it."
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"Guys, let's get our stuff out of the boxes. Let's go."
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"- No, no, forget it. - No, we're going home."
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"No, don't leave. I just got here."
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"Yeah, she's here with her dad."
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"It'd be kind of rude to not do at least one more song."
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"Andy."
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"Okay, let's go. Let's go."
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"Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna go. I'll call you tomorrow."
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"- Okay. - This weekend, guys."
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"Look. Dead or asleep?"
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"Dead or asleep?"
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"George. George!"
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"Oh."
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"Look at me, out like a light."
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"I think I should head home now."
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"Okay."
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"- It was nice to meet you. - It was fun."
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"I had a nice time. Don't think I'll go out with her again."
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"There was just no spark."
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"How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?"
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"She used to read him books at the senior center."
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"Wow. How old is he?"
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"- He's six, but he has Benjamin Button's disease - Whoa."
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"Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree?"
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"- I do! - I do!"
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"Deputy Director Knope."
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"Home. It's been a really crappy night."
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"Have a beer with me."
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"I can't believe my mom tried to set me up with an 80-year-old man."
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"I went to dinner tonight with somebody's grandpa."
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"You know what? That guy was too young for you."
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"You should be dating guys in their early hundreds."
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"I'm telling you, you should be dating men"
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"that Al Roker announces their birthdays."
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"Hey! Congratulations are in order."
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"I heard that you got that speed bump thing through."
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"- Don't make fun of me. - I'm not."
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"Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a smaller bump. It's a great day for America."
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"What are you talking about? That thing was a pain in the butt."
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"You fixed a problem. That's what we're supposed to do."
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"Mark and I are really connecting tonight."
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"Like we connected that night when we made love five years ago."
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"There's actually a lot of similarities between those two nights."
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"That time we were also at a bar. And he was also pretty drunk."
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"If you could put anything in the park, what would you put in there?"
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"- Okay... - Don't over-think it."
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"Keep it simple, nice shady trees, lots of grass, benches."
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"- A picnic table? - Sure. Water feature."
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"Like, huge rocks to be climbing on."
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"- A play area for the kids. - God, that sounds wonderful."
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"- I would live in that park. - But then you'd be homeless."
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"Hey, we're closing up."
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"Oh."
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"What time is it? I should go."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"We're getting drinks to go. Come on. Beers to go!"
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"Where are we going? All the bars are closed."
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"You think I can get my beer bottle in that shopping cart right there?"
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"What? Mark, don't. This pit isn't a dump."
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"Yes, it is. Look around, Leslie."
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