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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Rock Show (S01E01)

"Could you go into detail a little bit about that?"
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"- Sure. - Great."
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"It's refreshing to be with someone who actually likes"
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"talking about government issues."
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"Most of the women I go out with find it boring."
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"Well, you know, you have to have zoning codes,"
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"or else the whole thing could be chaos."
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"Your mother mentioned that you don't date much."
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"What?"
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"I've been focusing on my career. Why do you ask?"
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"I haven't been dating much either since my divorce."
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"It hasn't been easy."
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"And I'm coping, but it was tough on the kids."
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"Not my kids, 'cause they're grown-up,"
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"but it was tough on their kids."
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"Shouldn't bring up my divorce on a first date."
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"But I feel I can tell you anything."
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"Uh..."
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"I think it's going quite well."
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"And she looks like a young Sandy Duncan."
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"Hi, Mom. He thinks we're on a date."
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"Did you tell him we were on a date?"
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"Honey, if I told you it was a date, you never would've gone."
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"You're not getting any younger."
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"Well, neither is he. And he's 62 years old."
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"Oh. Just go back in there and finish the dinner."
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"You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to."
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"What? Are you crazy?"
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"Hi, how are you?"
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"Hey, Parks Department."
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"Hey, Mark."
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"This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better-looking sister."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"You guys are together?"
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"Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me. Then we divorced."
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"Then last week, I ran into her sister Beth here."
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"Turns out she hates Tammy, too, so we've started dating."
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"- It's like a fairy tale. - Yeah, Tammy stinks."
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"- Brendanawicz! - Hey, Tom."
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"Hey. I want you to meet my wife."
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"Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford."
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"Hi. You're Tom's wife."
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"Don't hold it against me."
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"Look at how hot she is. Isn't that crazy?"
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"And she's a surgeon."
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"She makes a ton of money!"
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"Bam!"
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"This is Derek."
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"Cool. How long have you guys been dating?"
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"We're just friends."
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"He's like the gayest person I've ever met."
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"But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes."
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"You know, if you don't wanna talk to me, you can just say so."
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"I don't wanna talk to you."
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"Apparently, tonight, I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel."
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"This is my oldest son."
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"He's a very no-nonsense person like yourself."
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"And this is my youngest. He's about your age."
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"Terrific."
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"So, did you give any more thought to"
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"those zoning code questions I asked you?"
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"Oh. Come on, enough business. Let's have some fun!"
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"Try some of my chicken."
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"Oh, no. That's okay."
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"Just a taste. Have a little taste of chicken!"
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"Just a bit! Just a taste!"
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"Chicken, chicken, chicken!"
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"- Mmm. - Delicious, right?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"I really like this restaurant."
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"Yeah. It's a great place for a business meeting."
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"Andy. Andy. We need to talk."
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"Babe, hey. We're just about to start."
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"Could you grab me a triple whiskey water?"
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"You would like that, wouldn't you?"
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"Yep."
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"You have two perfectly good legs. Get it yourself."
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"All right. Hey, guys! Thanks for coming out."
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"We're Scarecrow Boat."
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"This first song is called Menace Ball."
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"Two, three, four..."
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"I know you been changing"
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"But I been changing, too"
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"You say that you've moved on..."
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"Thank you."
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"What kind of movies do you like?"
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"You already asked me that."
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"Oh. Sorry. Senior moment."
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"Hey, am I keeping you from something?"
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"No, no."
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"Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band tonight, and I kind of wanted to go."
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"Well, if you want to go to the rock show, I don't mind."
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"Really? Are you sure?"
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"Sure! I haven't been to a rock show in a long time."
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"The last rock show I went to was the Everly Brothers."
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"- Hmm. - You like the Everly Brothers?"
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"They're my favorite rock group."
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"They're so good."
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"I am getting very positive signals."
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"You and me together"
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"You and me forever"
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"You and me together forever"
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"Together forever"
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"All right, take five, guys. I'm gonna go acoustic."
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"This next song is dedicated to her,"
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"my girlfriend, Ann."
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"I call it Ann."
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"Ann"
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"Hey, the band's really good."
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"I liked that song Grapple Hound."
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"- Gossip Town? - Right."
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"My only criticism, I hate the name of the band."
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"Yeah, they should change their name to Big, Lying Baby."
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"Or Where's My Sandwich?"
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"Or Don't Forget To Bring Home Beers After Work."
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"Okay. Since you brought it up, I'm just gonna say it."
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"I don't get you and..."
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"I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me."
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"I mean, I like Andy a lot."
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"But there's tons of guys out there who have jobs"
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