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Clips from Weeds - A Pool and His Money (S03E03)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Give me that fucking thing."
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"There aren't any bullets in it."
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"Don't come out of here, no matter what. Don't come out."
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"If she doesn't find the pot, ain't nobody getting shit!"
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"Guns on me. I stay."
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"Man, this is the fucking police station."
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"- Where is it? - It's all in the trunk of my car."
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"- The car that Celia's driving? - That would be it."
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"He's my nephew, I called in an AMBER Alert."
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"She left with Bear, and then the kid drove a blue van"
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"around the parking lot for an hour before taking off."
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"Come on, we gotta jam!"
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"We're having a great time."
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"We're gonna grab some dinner, then we'll be home."
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"- 50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. - Fine."
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"- Your ass and your grass is all his now. - Shit."
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"Silas's phone."
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"I borrowed some garden shears."
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"- You know, they were really helpful. - He gonna be mad."
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"I did this for you, Nancy."
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"You should be thanking me for not having you arrested."
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"Hi, I'm Celia."
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"- And you are? - Marvin."
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"Are you one of Nancy's drug dealer friends?"
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"No."
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"No, he's not my friend."
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"He's gonna kill me."
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"Isn't that right, Marvin?"
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"But please, do me this one last favour."
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"Kill her, too. First. In front of me. Please."
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"No one will know it was you. Just blow her fucking brains out."
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"And let me watch, and then you can do whatever you want to me."
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"- She's just kidding. - No, no, not kidding. Here."
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"If you throw that fucking rock at me, I am going straight to the police,"
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"and you can rot in jail with Silas."
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"I am trying to help you."
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"We just know each other from the grocery store."
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"- I'm a bagger, and... - Bullshit."
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"Like there is an obese black bag boy at any market in a 30-mile range of here."
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"In Agrestic, the people are white, and the help is brown, not black."
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"You know, you're nasty."
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"Get the fuck out of my yard!"
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"OK, I can see that you're upset."
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"Being a drug dealer that's just been caught and all."
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"Well, this must be very embarrassing for you."
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"I'll come back when you've had a chance to think,"
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"and we'll talk."
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"And if you need a pool man, I have a really great guy."
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"Holy shit!"
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"That's one crazy bitch!"
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"You think she's gonna tell?"
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"No way."
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"She'd never wanna give up having this over me."
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"- Grab the other skimmer and help me. - I don't think this is gonna work, Nancy."
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"Marvin, I don't need your"
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"fucking negativity right now, just grab the fucking pole and skim!"
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"Nancy,"
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"I will kill your boy with pain."
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"As it is, I just might have to kick him"
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"in his kidney because you ain't here yet."
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"Next one goes in his fucking head."
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"I don't appreciate being inconvenienced like that."
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"Now, put Marvin back on the goddamn phone."
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"Yo. With or without the jahooby,"
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"you and her get back here by nine o'clock, you understand me?"
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"Light a fire under that bitch's ass. I'm getting cranky."
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"Ho-sa."
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"- Why are you so quiet? - Why are you pointing a gun at my head?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry..."
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"friend."
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"Is that better?"
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"No?"
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"- How about now? - I ain't playing, Louis."
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"All you gotta do is snatch it."
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"You might be quicker than I think."
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"But what happens when you got the gun, farmer?"
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"You think you could end me?"
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"You think you got any thug in you?"
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"Come on, Farmer Brown, end this shit now."
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"See!"
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"That's the shit right there that makes me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen."
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"Can't pick up the gun when it counts!"
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"Can't fuck the white bitch when she's right in front of you!"
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"We're just friends."
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"- Yeah! Marvin said you all kissed. - What you want me to say, Louis?"
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"You bust in here, try to rip me off,"
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"hold me hostage, threaten to kill me..."
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"Bitch, bitch, bitch."
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"You should be kissing my ass in spades."
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"Cos instead of owing them hummus-eating motherfuckers,"
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"you only owe me."
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"Oh, no, see, Nancy's gonna bring the weed back here,"
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"and then we don't owe you nothing."
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"And I don't want nothing to do with you after."
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"OK! Now, see, now you just hurtin' my feelings."
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"I just wanted to know how she kisses."
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"She look like she kisses real sweet."
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"Cut the shit, cos it's getting old real fast."
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"I tell you what."
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"I let you keep a couple bricks of that pot..."
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"if you let me fuck her"
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"on this corner."
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"Right here."
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"I mean, seeing as the two of you just kissed,"
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"I don't see you having a problem with that."
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"- Shit. - What the fuck was that?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Yo, bitch in the closet!"
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"- Uh-huh. - Open it. Open real wide."
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"I'm gay."
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"Well?"
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"Microwave wrecked everything."
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"And the stuff in the oven just kind of stuck together in a clump."
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"Well, will you get in here and try this?"
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"- What you got to smoke it with? - I don't know, I don't have a bowl."
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"- I'm not really a smoker. - Seriously?"
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"- Control issues. - You got soda in a can?"
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"There's Diet Coke in the fridge. Just dump it in the sink."
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"- You got root beer? - Does it matter?"
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