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Clips from Cheers - The Bar Stoolie (S04E04)

Sam: "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Sam: "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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Ok, mr. Peterson, It's your turn

"Ok, mr. Peterson, It's your turn"

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To send a tape recorded hello To my folks back home.

"To send a tape recorded hello To my folks back home."

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I don't know What to say Here, woody.

"I don't know What to say Here, woody."

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Just hurry it up, Will ya, normie?

"Just hurry it up, Will ya, normie?"

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I got some audio gems That'll have them howling In the old hoosier state.

"I got some audio gems That'll have them howling In the old hoosier state."

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In the old hoosier state.

"In the old hoosier state."

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Ok, just let me find the end Of miss chambers' message.

"Ok, just let me find the end Of miss chambers' message."

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All right.

"All right."

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Your son is A hard-working young man.

"Your son is A hard-working young man."

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You should be proud!

"You should be proud!"

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We at cheers Certainly are.

"We at cheers Certainly are."

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[Tape fast forwards]

"[Tape fast forwards]"

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I think it's a little Further along here.

"I think it's a little Further along here."

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I believe it was Elizabeth barrett browning Who said...

"I believe it was Elizabeth barrett browning Who said..."

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[Tape fast forwards]

"[Tape fast forwards]"

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Now let me tell you A little bit about myself...

"Now let me tell you A little bit about myself..."

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[Tape fast forwards]

"[Tape fast forwards]"

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Fill me up. I think We're in here For a while.

"Fill me up. I think We're in here For a while."

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* Making your way In the world today *

"* Making your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Taking a break From all your worries *

"* Taking a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would help a lot *

"* Sure would help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you Like to get away? *

"* Wouldn't you Like to get away? *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are all the same *

"* People are all the same *"

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* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *"

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Okey-dokey. Mr. Peterson,

"Okey-dokey. Mr. Peterson,"

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Found the end of Miss chambers' message.

"Found the end of Miss chambers' message."

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It's ready to go.

"It's ready to go."

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Um...Hi, folks.

"Um...Hi, folks."

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This is norm.

"This is norm."

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[Tape stops]

"[Tape stops]"

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Oh, no, that's the end Of the tape.

"Oh, no, that's the end Of the tape."

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I'm sorry you didn't get to Leave your whole message.

"I'm sorry you didn't get to Leave your whole message."

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That was The whole message.

"That was The whole message."

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Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

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Sam, two beefeater Martinis, please.

"Sam, two beefeater Martinis, please."

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[Hums]

"[Hums]"

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Well, you're Just bubbling With energy.

"Well, you're Just bubbling With energy."

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Oh, you must Have mastered The childproof cap

"Oh, you must Have mastered The childproof cap"

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On your flintstones Vitamins.

"On your flintstones Vitamins."

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Yeah. That's Pretty cute, diane.

"Yeah. That's Pretty cute, diane."

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Hmm. Scored again.

"Hmm. Scored again."

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I guess i'll be saying That a lot tonight.

"I guess i'll be saying That a lot tonight."

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You got an evening Of romance planned, Sam?

"You got an evening Of romance planned, Sam?"

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Yeah. I sure do.

"Yeah. I sure do."

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Who's the bimbo Du jour?

"Who's the bimbo Du jour?"

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That's the girl, All right.

"That's the girl, All right."

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Claudia's been A tough nut to crack,

"Claudia's been A tough nut to crack,"

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But tonight's the night

"But tonight's the night"

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She's gonna be enjoying All the rides in Sammy's magic kingdom.

"She's gonna be enjoying All the rides in Sammy's magic kingdom."

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She's in for A mickey mouse evening

"She's in for A mickey mouse evening"

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With goofy as her guide.

"With goofy as her guide."

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Boy, sam, i wish I could read women like you.

"Boy, sam, i wish I could read women like you."

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I mean, I can never really tell When a woman likes me.

"I mean, I can never really tell When a woman likes me."

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Hey, woody, women give off Different subtle signs Of interest.

"Hey, woody, women give off Different subtle signs Of interest."

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Me, i stand there naked With a rose in my teeth.

"Me, i stand there naked With a rose in my teeth."

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I'll watch for that one.

"I'll watch for that one."

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Sam, what signal Is your date giving you?

"Sam, what signal Is your date giving you?"

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Not only is claudia Mentally undressing me,

"Not only is claudia Mentally undressing me,"

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She's mentally Fixing me breakfast The next morning.

"She's mentally Fixing me breakfast The next morning."

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I'm sorry this is Taking so long here.

"I'm sorry this is Taking so long here."

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I hope You're not Getting bored.

"I hope You're not Getting bored."

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Oh, no. I enjoy Watching you work.

"Oh, no. I enjoy Watching you work."

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I'm glad to hear that.

"I'm glad to hear that."

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You know, i've got Some mirrors at home. We can both watch.

"You know, i've got Some mirrors at home. We can both watch."

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[Telephone rings]

"[Telephone rings]"

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[Ring]

"[Ring]"

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One second. Yeah?

"One second. Yeah?"

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Yeah, as a matter Of fact, he is.

"Yeah, as a matter Of fact, he is."

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Hold on one second. Cliffie, telephone.

"Hold on one second. Cliffie, telephone."

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Somebody wants To talk to cliff?

"Somebody wants To talk to cliff?"

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This is a first, bud.

"This is a first, bud."

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I don't think Anyone's ever called You here before.

"I don't think Anyone's ever called You here before."

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I know who this is. It's a tootsie On my route

"I know who this is. It's a tootsie On my route"

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Who's been eyeing The cut of my jib

"Who's been eyeing The cut of my jib"

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Through Her levelors.

"Through Her levelors."

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Her old man's probably Out of town.

"Her old man's probably Out of town."

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She's looking For a little c.O.D...

"She's looking For a little c.O.D..."

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Cliffie on demand.

"Cliffie on demand."

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I know how To handle this babe.

"I know how To handle this babe."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Listen, i never want To speak to you

"Listen, i never want To speak to you"

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As long as i live! Good-bye!

"As long as i live! Good-bye!"

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Who's that?

"Who's that?"

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It was a man Who has the nerve

"It was a man Who has the nerve"

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To call himself my father.

"To call himself my father."

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He'd have to have nerve To admit that.

"He'd have to have nerve To admit that."

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Are you still Carrying a grudge?

"Are you still Carrying a grudge?"

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Damn straight How would you feel if Your father deserted you

"Damn straight How would you feel if Your father deserted you"

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At the formative age of 9?

"At the formative age of 9?"

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Well, cliff, don't you At least want to hear What he has to say?

"Well, cliff, don't you At least want to hear What he has to say?"

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Perhaps he's trying To make amends.

"Perhaps he's trying To make amends."

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No way. I don't want to have Anything to do with that bum.

"No way. I don't want to have Anything to do with that bum."

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I know how these Father/son relationships Can be.

"I know how these Father/son relationships Can be."

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I remember my dad Didn't want me

"I remember my dad Didn't want me"

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To get serious With vera.

"To get serious With vera."

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He'd heard that She had loose morals. You're kidding?

"He'd heard that She had loose morals. You're kidding?"

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Actually he got The story wrong.

"Actually he got The story wrong."

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Turns out She had loose molars.

"Turns out She had loose molars."

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At least you had A father figure, norm.

"At least you had A father figure, norm."

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Norm.

"Norm."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Sam.

"Sam."

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Hmm? Yes, five minutes, We'll be out of here.

"Hmm? Yes, five minutes, We'll be out of here."

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What's this?

"What's this?"

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A date of yours Reading artforum Magazine?

"A date of yours Reading artforum Magazine?"

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And it's Right side up, too.

"And it's Right side up, too."

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I hope this doesn't mean

"I hope this doesn't mean"

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We're going to have To talk afterwards.

"We're going to have To talk afterwards."

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Why do i keep trying To communicate with you?

"Why do i keep trying To communicate with you?"

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It must be The margaret mead in me.

"It must be The margaret mead in me."

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That's a wonderful issue.

"That's a wonderful issue."

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