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Clips from Click

"- What's wrong with me? - Bunny rabbit, bunny-"
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"Here's the pitch to Matsui. A deep drive."
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"Oh, my, it's out of here!"
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"A two-run shot into the right-field seats for Hideki Matsui."
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"I'm sorry. What was that?"
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"She has so many problems. Why do you have to be so mean?"
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"I don't know, I-Hello."
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"I gotta go."
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"Yeah, good RoboDog."
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"And he can bark in over six different languages."
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"It's so cool."
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"Yeah, it's much cooler than your stupid, human dog."
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"Hey, Dad, see Kevin's new robot dog?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Very nice."
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""Very nice"? This thing is worth more than your car."
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"- Not anymore it ain't. - RoboDog!"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Okay. Is this some sort of reality show? Are you the host?"
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"Morty? Where are the cameras?"
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"Got everybody in on it, huh? Sundance did very well also."
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"All right, America! Have your laugh! I'm an idiot!"
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"Donna, I'm gonna get you!"
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"Fast-forward."
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"Nobody's laughing at you, Michael."
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"You wanted a universal remote control that remote-controls your universe."
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"Yeah, but what controls my dance skills?"
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"Oh, Morty likes it too."
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"Michael, just hit menu."
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"On the remote?"
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"No, the menu at the Red Lobster. Yes, on the remote."
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"Where are we?"
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"- Go, Michael, go! - One Mississippi. Two Mississippi."
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"- What have I got here? - Two, three."
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"Cough syrup's kicking in again."
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"- We have a boy! - Is it gonna work?"
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"What is this?"
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"- All right, I love you, Michael. - Your life menu."
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"My life has a commentary?"
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"It's chock-full of goodies."
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"- Click it. - Click it."
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"This is last Tuesday."
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"Michael was eagerly awaiting the arrival of his lunch order."
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"Who's that, James Earl Jones?"
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"James Earl does a lot of voice-over work."
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"But his anticipation quickly turned to dismay..."
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"...as he realized Alice had brought him a cheeseburger..."
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"...instead of a hamburger as he requested."
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"A cheeseburger? I said a hamburger."
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"She always does this to me."
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"Michael considered demanding that Alice scrape the cheese off..."
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"...but decided not to..."
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"...fearing that Alice may spit in..."
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"...or otherwise defile the burger in some manner."
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"A wise decision..."
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"...for that was exactly what Alice was planning to do."
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"- Are you kidding me? - Sneaky."
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"My God."
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"What else we got here?"
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"- "Making of"? - Just click."
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"Hey, hey, psychedelic. Where are we?"
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"Is this a porno or something?"
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"Oh, Ted. Oh, Teddy!"
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"Is that my parents?"
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"They're making you. Like bunny rabbits."
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"- That's the spot. - Smack my heinie!"
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"Change the channel! How do you do this?"
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"I can't see."
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"- What happened? - What-?"
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"The floor is so mushy and slippery. Feels good on my feet."
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"Check it out. You hit the fast-forward button."
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"I believe we're sometime after your conception."
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"Okay, very good, Mrs. Newman."
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"No! We're in my mother's vagina?"
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"Again. And push."
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"- It's a girl. - It's a girl!"
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"- Oh, It's a girl. Thank you so much. - Thank you for that."
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"Wait a minute. I'm sorry, it might be a boy."
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"What do you mean, "might be"? What is that?"
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"Maybe that's a penis."
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"Maybe that's a pe-? That's a penis. That's my penis."
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"Can I see that? Can you bring that a little closer?"
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"See?"
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"- That's a tiny schmeckel. - Yeah?"
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"- We have a boy! - We have a boy!"
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"Your mother must have some superpower eyesight..."
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"...because I didn't see anything."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"So if you think about it..."
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"...I can reexperience any part of my life I want to."
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"It's amazing."
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"What happened? Oh, God, what did I do?"
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"Hello? How do I get you back here, pal?"
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"Gotcha."
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"I'm not freaked out enough?"
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"It's simple. Think of a time and a place..."
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"...hit rewind, and you're there."
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"Time and a place. Time and a place."
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"Oh, my God. Lake Winnipesaukee."
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"That's me in the Jets shirt."
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"Go, little me, go!"
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"Good hands! Nice hands."
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"Michael!"
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"Michael, dinner's almost ready. Invite your friends if you want to."
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"So any of you wanna come by my tent for some supper?"
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"Or we could eat at my Winnebago and watch Three's Company."
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"Three's Company."
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"That's humiliating."
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"Mom, why can't we camp in an RV like every other family?"
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"Oh, come on. You call that camping?"
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"How can you get close to nature in a tin can like that?"
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"Plus, it's more fun to have to keep each other warm at night."
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"Don't you know it."
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"- No cupcakes yet. - But I'm starving."
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"I agree with you, Michael. You know how hungry I am?"
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"I am so hungry, I could eat this."
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"Oh, this is where the quarter trick started."
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"How the heck did he do that?"
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"Oh, it's a trick coin you buy at a magic shop."
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"I just couldn't let him know I knew that."
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"That's sweet."
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