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"He didn't see me finish."
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"He was hanging out with Ping Woo for some reason."
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"- Yeah, what was that about, huh? - The kid was drowning."
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"I'm gonna let him drown?"
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"Nobody goes drowning in my pool."
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"How you doing? Bill Herlihy. Ben's coach. You must be Dad."
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"Michael Speedo- Michael Newman. Sorry."
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"Big Ben, that was great progress out there, huh?"
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"Just remember, right arm out, head turns left. Left arm out-"
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"Head turns right. I know. I just forgot at the end."
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"Well, that's all right."
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"You master that, people are gonna think you're a half a dolphin out there."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Cute."
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"Hello? Mr. Ammer."
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"Ben, honey, slow down. It's not a race."
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"That's his second one in five minutes."
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"Keeps eating more and more."
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"He's like a machine. He can't still be hungry."
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"He's not. He's just doing whatever Michael's doing. It's driving me crazy."
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"Everything Michael's been doing lately is very unhealthy for him."
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"He's gonna kill himself."
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"Like a signature building we're talking about."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Scared the crap out of me."
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"Dad, how much longer are you gonna live?"
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"- One minute. - One minute?"
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"- Daddy's gonna die in one minute! - Oh, no, honey."
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"Don't worry. I'm not dying."
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"I'm gonna live for 200 years. Is that long enough for you and me?"
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"- Promise? - I promise. Swear. Come here."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Hey! There are families here!"
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"Show some respect, you pieces of shit!"
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"Go home and watch VH1, old man."
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"Don't light another damn one!"
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"Benjamin. Benjamin. What am I holding?"
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"A quarter. Now, Grandma does not let me eat ice cream..."
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"- ...because of my diabetes. - True."
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"But she says nothing, however, about a tasty quarter."
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"Okay."
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"All right. All right."
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"Very quickly, please, count to three because it tastes terrible."
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"One, two, three."
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"Are you shitting me?"
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"First he's eating like his father, now you're talking like him?"
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"- Ben. - Don't you ever say that again."
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"- Sorry, Grandma. - How do you do that, Grandpa?"
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"A good magician never reveals his secrets."
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"Your daddy has wanted to know how I've done that trick..."
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"...since he was your age."
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"Isn't that true, son?"
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"Hey, Michael. Michael, who are you talking to?"
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"Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. Take it easy."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, tell him to get a life."
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"You got family here. You're busy. Come on."
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"My mother says hello."
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"Oh, he's such a big boy, isn't he?"
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"On his big cell phone. Big boy."
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"That's it. Get some sleep. Thank you, Mr. Ammer. All right. Good night."
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"- Are you done? Can we relax now? - Sorry."
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"Eat me, grandpa!"
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"You're dead."
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"- Oh, shit! - Yeah, you better run!"
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"I kicked your father's ass in high school!"
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"Now I'm gonna kick yours!"
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"I hate that man."
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"Okay, good night, you two cowboys."
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"- Reach for the sky, Pocahontas. - No, back to bed."
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"Come on. Pocahontas is off duty. I'm out of here."
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"You getting sick, sheriff?"
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"I don't got time to be sick, so no."
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"I need to watch this documentary on Asian architecture."
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"Well, you gotta get some rest sometime, sweetheart."
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"Besides, the woodland creatures will laugh at you..."
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"...if you collapse trying to put up the tent this weekend."
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"Yeah. I forgot to tell you."
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"We gotta postpone the camping trip."
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"Ammer put me on a project."
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"It's due Tuesday. If I don't finish, I'm off it, so..."
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"The kids have been talking about camping all year."
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"Think I don't know that?"
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"It's just every choice I make, everything I do..."
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"...I disappoint somebody."
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"Make sure you don't keep disappointing the wrong people."
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"I'm not out drinking or gambling or hitting on chicks."
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"I'm working my ass off so my family can have a better life..."
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"...than I dreamed of when I was a kid."
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"The only way for that to happen is for me to watch this stinking show!"
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"So relax, hon."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Will you give me a break one time?"
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"Damn it! The O'Doyles got a stinking universal remote control."
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"We're gonna have one too."
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"I'm sick of this."
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"You want me to open the garage for you?"
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"Closed."
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"Closed."
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"Open."
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"Bed Bath & Beyond it is."
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"Hey, man?"
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"You guys got any universal remote controls in there?"
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"- For a shower curtain or a bathmat? - For a television."
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"I don't think so. Maybe for a blanket?"
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"You got a remote for a blanket?"
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"Sorry, I don't work here. I'm waiting for my friends."
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"You're kidding me."
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"Actually, yes. I don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?"
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"Wow, man."
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"Bed. Bed."
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"Bath. Bath."
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"Bed."
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"So tired of my life."
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"Beyond?"
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"Sorry to sneak up on you. I just-"
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"You guys got a universal remote control back here?"
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"Something stinks like stale french fries."
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"All right, that's probably me."
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"You know, fast food shortens your life."
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"Yeah, that's what I heard."
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