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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Spinach/Sabzi (S01E01)

"Spinach.I don't like spinach."
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"You will like my spinach.I'm allergic."
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"Liar. You should have said that first."
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"I know."
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"Hazel, you cannot push me around"
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"like you do with your father and grandfather."
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"Now..."
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"you will sit there until you eat it."
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"I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day."
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"I do not."
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"Good."
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"Just so you know,"
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"I waited three years for a visa"
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"to come to this country."
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"I am a very patient man."
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"This is my fault."
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"I never should've let him go up there."
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"Like you could've stopped him."
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"Well, he's a piece of work, huh?"
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"Remember when we rushed him to the ER"
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"to get his thumb sewed back on?"
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": Oh, yeah."
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"I asked him how he was doing, and he went..."
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""Great!""
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"You know, he's still on me to go to work for him."
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"So why don't you?"
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"Ah, I don't know."
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"Boy, that is feeble."
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"It's hard to explain."
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"I got nowhere to be."
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"When I was in uniform,"
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"I felt like I was doing something important."
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"You know, taking care of my guys."
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"Helping the locals."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"So it's hard going from all that to..."
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"fixing kitchen counters every day."
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"It doesn't have to be forever."
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"I mean..."
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"think of it like your marriage."
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"Thanks, sis."
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"Riley, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life."
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"You sure about that?"
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"You're an adult man who's sleeping"
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"on a couch in his father's garage."
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"Maybe be open to taking advice."
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"Fine."
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"You made a huge sacrifice for your country."
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"Consider making a small one for your dad."
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"Are you hungry yet?"
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"Nope."
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"I think you are."
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"You look hungry."
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"Once, Gandhi didn't eat for 21 days."
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"I did a report on him."
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"What score did you get?"
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"That's not important."
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"Don't you dare."
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"Don't..."
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"you..."
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"dare!"
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"How dare you."
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"Why do you care so much if I eat this?"
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"Because as your godfather, it is my job to make sure"
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"you become a good human being, Hazel."
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"Isn't that my parents' job?"
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"Yes, but you can never have too many"
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"loving adults criticizing a child."
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"If I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life,"
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"can I at least get my iPad?"
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"Of course you have an iPad."
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"You probably bought it with your dirty ear money."
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"How will you ever learn to deal"
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"with the challenges and hardships of life?"
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"I have plenty of hardships."
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"Like when the supermarket has no grape juice?"
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"How about when my dad went to war?"
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"And I had to be brave and not cry so he wouldn't be sad."
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"And then he came home and he moved out again."
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"You probably lived longer with him than I did."
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"Right."
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"Of course."
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"All that time he was with me..."
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"...he was not with you."
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"Yeah."
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"But he would want to be with you every day if he could."
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"He didn't ask me to move into the garage."
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"Why do you get to?"
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"Because, Hazel, that was the only bed"
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"that was offered to me when I came to this country."
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"So I took it, and I said thank you."
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"Because I know how to be grateful for what I have."
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"Well, I'm not."
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"One day,"
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"you will see that for the incredible luxury it is."
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"Not today."
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"Oh, I get it-- you are very stubborn"
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"and always think you're right."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, cute dress."
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"Hey, one more word out of you,"
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"I'll turn around and bend over."
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"So what'd the doc say?"
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"Hairline fracture."
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"Said I have to wear a boot for a couple of weeks."
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"I say I'll be fine by Monday."
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"Hmm."
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"Because you know more than the doctor."
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"Exactly what I told him."
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"So listen, I was, uh, thinking about your offer."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah, I'm open to it."
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"But one thing."
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"Seriously?"
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"You think you get a thing?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, think again."
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"I fell off a ladder, but I didn't land on my head."
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"You want me, you take Al, too."
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"That's it?"
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