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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Spinach/Sabzi (S01E01)

"Dude, that picture's Photoshopped."
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"How can you tell?"
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"Well, the shadows are all wrong."
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"And that's Vin Diesel's body."
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"Oh, there is no level to which he will not stoop."
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"Hmm. Can you do this Photoshop for me?"
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"Yeah, easy."
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"Then there is no level to which I will not stoop."
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"I told you I'd do it."
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"Yeah, well, telling me you're gonna do it"
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"won't fix the leak next time it rains."
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"Hey."
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"Somebody forgot to wash their ears."
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"Thanks, Grampy."
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"AL: Oh."
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"Now she gets paid to have dirty ears?"
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"At least she helps me around the house."
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"Must have skipped a generation."
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"It'll get done today."
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"I know, 'cause I'm gonna do it."
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"Oh, don't try and guilt me. Guilt's not gonna work."
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"All right, wait up."
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"Hazel,"
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"as the youngest,"
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"it is your job to wash the dishes and to clean the kitchen."
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"You're funny, Uncle Al."
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"Lizzie, as the next youngest..."
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"Don't."
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"You think I'm doing a bad job with Hazel?"
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"Hell no."
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"You're the second best dad on this roof."
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"Al thinks she's spoiled."
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"Well, of course he does."
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"Did he tell you how as a kid he played soccer with a rock?"
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"So I'm not messing her up somehow?"
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"Look, if you were a bad parent,"
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"you wouldn't even be asking the question."
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"You're doing great."
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"Speaking of being a great dad,"
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"I wish you'd reconsider coming to work for me, your great dad."
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"Please. Let's not go down this road again."
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"Come on, what else you doing?"
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"No one's paying you to do pull-ups."
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"I appreciate the offer,"
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"I just want to find my own thing."
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"Well, this could be your own thing."
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"When I die you'll be the boss of your own construction company."
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"I don't want to be the guy whose dad had to give him a job."
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"You know, it just seems kind of pathetic."
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"You're living in my garage. It's already pathetic."
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"Just give me a little time."
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"Well, how much time you need?"
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"You bailed on college,"
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"you bailed on being a real estate agent."
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"For God's sake, you bailed on being a bail bondsman."
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"All right, that's not my fault."
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"It was nothing like Dog the Bounty Hunter."
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"Eh, stop screwing around. Come to work for me."
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"No. And quit asking."
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"Where you going?"
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"Check on Hazel."
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"Well, at least think about it."
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"I created a construction company that's deeply in debt."
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"I want to pass it on to somebody I love!"
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"Where were you?"
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"Outside."
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"Barefoot?"
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"Yep."
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"You cannot go outside barefoot."
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"The neighbors will think you are a savage."
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"Grampy gets the mail in his boxers."
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"I think it's too late."
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"What's going on in here?"
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"That girl is out of control."
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"She is a few years away from being a bank robber."
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"Bend that sapling, bro."
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"ART: Damn!"
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"LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Dad!"
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"You okay?Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine."
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"What happened?He fell off the ladder."
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"Are you dizzy?Eh, maybe a little."
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"Okay, all right, look at me."
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"You know what day it is?Uh, yeah. Five days"
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"after I asked you to fix the damn chimney!"
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"It really seemed like a bad fall."
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"Yeah, we're gonna take him to urgent care."
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"Al, can you watch Hazel?"
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"Of course.Lizzie,"
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"give me some ice. All right.Okay."
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"Hazel, get the pizza boxes from last night and some tape."
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"We're gonna make a splint."
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"Can you feel your foot?"
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"Yeah, I feel it. It hurts."
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"Why were you up there fixing the roof, Mr. Art?"
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"This is what your children are for."
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"Have you met my kids?"
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"Oh, good girl. Let's elevate his leg, okay?"
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"Damn it."
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"Here."
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"Thanks, Lizzie.Is he gonna be okay?"
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"No, he's gonna be a pain in the ass for years to come."
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"Hey, my hearing still works."
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"What painkillers do you have in the house?"
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"Oh, uh, all of them. Be right back."
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"Bring something legal."
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"Mm-hmm. Everything is fine here, Riley."
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"I am making us something to eat."
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"Okay."
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"Call me when you know."
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"Grampy okay?"
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"He will be."
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"They are taking X-rays."
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"What is that?"
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"It is called sabzi."
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"It's my favorite."
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"Great."
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"You eat it."
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"Hazel, you are being very disrespectful right now."
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"Come on, take a bite."
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"What's it made of?"
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