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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Spinach/Sabzi (S01E01)

"Riley, take a picture of me with the lawn mower."
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"Why?"
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"I want to send it to my cousin Zubair."
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"He is going to be so jealous."
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"He likes lawn mowers?"
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"He likes rich people, and I clearly am living with one."
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"Mm."
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"Hmm?"
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"One more. Yeah."
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"Nice. All right."
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"Oh, yeah. Hey."
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"Now-now look away."
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"Now look back at me."
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"Yes."
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"Hey, let's do one of the ones where you're walking towards me."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Ready? Go."
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"Oh, that's beautiful."
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"Oh, dude, the camera loves you."
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"Yep. We got it."
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"All right. Great job, Hazelnut."
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"Here you go.Thanks, Grampy."
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"Uh, Hazel, why did your grandfather"
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"just give you a dollar?"
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"'Cause I picked up the leaves."
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"But this is your grandfather's house."
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"Doing chores is your duty."
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"Give that money back to him."
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"Dad?"
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"Dad?"
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"It's fine.It's fine."
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"It's fine."
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"I'll never get used to that."
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"Riley."
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"Forgive me if I am overstepping,"
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"but I do not agree with the way you are parenting your daughter."
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"I don't agree with the way you gargle."
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"She is spoiled."
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"Oh, no, she's not."
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"You clean up after her,"
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"you ask her what food she wants for dinner."
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"When I have a child, they will wait for me to come home,"
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"take off my socks and rub my feet."
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"Hazel wouldn't rub my feet if there was a genie in them."
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"Because you have not taught her."
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"She does not see you rubbing Mr. Art's feet."
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"Well, feel free to show her how that's done."
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"I recommend gloves, but you do you."
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"Children are like saplings."
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"They will grow in any direction you bend them."
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"No, man, she's got her own personality."
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"She's gonna grow into whoever she's supposed to be."
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"Now she has personality as well?"
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"I was not allowed to have a personality until I turned 18."
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"And this is the one you chose?"
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"Dad, will you sit with me"
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"until I fall asleep?"
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"I don't want to have a bad dream."
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"Yeah, of course, honey."
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"Bad dreams are God's way of getting you ready for the world."
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"Do people watch basketball in Afghanistan?"
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"A little, but we really like a game called buzkashi."
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"It is like polo, but instead of a ball they use a dead goat."
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"Awesome."
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"But also sad. Hmm."
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"Is Michael Jordan in this game?"
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"What? He's, like, 100 years old."
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"Hey. Who's playing?"
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"Not Michael Jordan."
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"You good?"
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"Oh, very good."
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"Good."
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"Hazel, you should stand up"
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"when your grandfather enters the room."
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"Why?"
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"As a sign of respect."
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"What if you don't have legs?"
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"Hazel, an elder is wise."
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"Much like the rings on a tree,"
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"the wrinkles on your grandfather's face"
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"are the mark of experience and wisdom."
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"What if you're tied to the chair?"
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"Stop finding loopholes."
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"You guys are messing with me."
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"Uncle Al says we have to stand because you're old."
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"AL: No, no, no, Mr. Art."
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"That is not what I meant. You are still very young."
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"Mashallah."
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"Not even a single bud from a thousand flowers of your life"
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"has blossomed yet."
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"You just said he was wrinkled."
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"I did not say that."
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"Yes, you did. No, I didn't."
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"Yes, you did.No, I didn't."
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"Calm down."
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"Grampy, can you get me some juice?"
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"Sure."
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"Uh, Mr. Art, please wait.Yeah."
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"Uh, she is the one who should be getting you juice."
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"I don't want juice."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"She needs to know her place in the family."
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"She should sit closest to the kitchen"
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"so that if anyone needs anything,"
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"she can happily run and get it for them."
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"The order should be the youngest by the kitchen,"
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"then the parents,"
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"then the guest, then the elders."
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"Yeah, that's not gonna work."
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"Puts me too far from the bathroom."
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"What flavor?"
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"Grape, please.Excellent choice."
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"Pairs well with popcorn."
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"Yes, you did."
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"Oh, no."
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"Bad news?"
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"The worst."
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"It is a picture of my cousin Zubair"
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"on a lawn mower you can ride."
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""Very best number one"?"
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"No matter what I have, he always has to outdo me."
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