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Clips from Dallas - Bar-B-Que (S01E01)

"I really work at it."
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"Scarcely gained a pound since I was Miss Texas."
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"I really do take care of myself."
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"I wonder where J.R. Got off to."
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"Maybe..."
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"Maybe I overstated the case."
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"Is Jock Ewing going to love J.R. Less..."
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"...because Bobby Ewing gave him his first grandson?"
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"Yes."
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"Because..."
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"...Jock Ewing loves J.R. Less to begin with."
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"What would I like?"
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"I'd like J.R. To love me more."
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"Is that asking for too much?"
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"Oh, I don't think so."
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"Where you been, Ellie?"
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"I was showing Digger the ranch."
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"Jock, you haven't seen Digger yet, have you?"
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"No."
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"You two do remember one another, don't you?"
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"Don't be flip, boy. Just tell us what you got to say. I got guests to take care of."
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"Well, let's see..."
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"Say it, Bobby."
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"Okay, I'll say it."
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"We're gonna have a baby."
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"- A baby? - A baby!"
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"Man, that is news."
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"- You're...? - Gonna be a mama."
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"- That isn't what I was gonna say. - What were you gonna say, Digger?"
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"Yeah. Well, you are happy?"
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"Yes, Daddy, I'm happy."
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"I reckon it's out of style to say so, but I damn sure hope it's a boy."
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"You're right."
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"- About wanting a grandson? - No. About being out of style."
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"- When's the baby due, Pamela? - I don't know."
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"I went to the lab this morning. I have to make an appointment with the doctor."
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"Anything we can do for you, Pam?"
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"Yes. You can give me two granddaddies for our baby to be with together."
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"You just said you'd work on it, Daddy."
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"Just try."
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"A handshake."
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"Well, Jock?"
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"Maybe if we gave it a try..."
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"...we could make a go of it."
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"Let's go see our guests."
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"Go on, Daddy."
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"Hi. How are you? Good to see you."
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"Good to see you. Good to see you again."
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"Listen, we have a little announcement..."
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"- Hi. - Jimmy, you having a good time?"
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"Yeah. Listen, I gotta tell you, it was perfect."
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"I laughed at myself, carrying on like a hayseed."
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"I love it. Well, I told you, Lucy does not respond to cool."
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"Yeah. Listen, I don't wanna keep the lady waiting, you know?"
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"- I'm getting a tour of the ranch. - Enjoy it."
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"Okay. See you."
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"No, I don't want no coffee. Go on."
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"- Lf this don't call for drinks, nothing does. - Well, I'm on the wagon."
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"Give me my brand, Tilly."
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"Give him grape soda pop."
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"I've been ready for that child."
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"Have been for a long time."
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"I gotta get ready."
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"That kid's gonna have everything."
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"- Everything, you hear? - Now, we can't spoil him."
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"Why not?"
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"I spoiled Bobby rotten, and he turned out to be the best of the lot."
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"Yes, sir, that kid's gonna have a Shetland pony..."
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"...and one of those buzzy bikes the kids like."
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"- Not again, Jock. - What?"
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"You gonna take everything, like always."
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"You got my daughter in your house, now you take my grandson."
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"- Same old Digger Barnes. - No, no, I'm not the same."
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"I decided right up there on that porch that I was gonna forgive you."
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"Forgive?"
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"- Forgive me for what? - For stealing. For swindling."
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"For cheating me out of what was mine."
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"- Do you really see it that way, Digger? - Well, what do you call it?"
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"- Smarter business, that's what. - I call it crooked. You took everything."
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"- Everything, including my girl. - Your what?"
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"- We were just kids. - Jock."
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"Jock, let him alone."
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"You hear that, Barnes? Let him."
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"- Let him believe in his own lies. - You took the claims for your own."
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"Stop it, both of you."
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"Young lady, you've heard his side all your life."
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"It's about time you heard the truth."
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"I put that claim in my name to keep him from gambling his half away."
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"- You didn't leave me nothing. - I come back to the claim."
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"He's drunk. He looks at the paper, sees my name..."
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"...jumps me, tries to tear my eyes out."
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"- I was gonna give half of the money. - Stop it."
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"- I can't stand this. - How can he stand himself?"
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"Been a loser every day of his life."
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"- Couldn't even kill me the time he tried. - That's enough, Jock!"
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"Do you have to take everything away from him, even now?"
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"No."
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"He asks for the same thing every time..."
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"...to be stripped down raw."
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"I generally try to accommodate my guests."
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"Willard, are you all right?"
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"He was right. We was just kids."
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"You meant a great deal to me, Willard."
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"We was just kids. And you lied to me."
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"- Daddy. - I want a drink."
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"Like everybody else, I'll take a drink."
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"Daddy, calm down first. Listen, we'll go home."
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"Daddy, do you hear...? We'll go home."
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"- Did you have to destroy the man? - Man?"
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"He's the granddaddy of my baby, just like you."
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"Your baby will overcome that."
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"- Now look here, Daddy... - No, you look."
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"- I don't need a lecture. - You're not thinking straight."
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"All this over that old drunk?"
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"- He's still Pamela's father. - Enough!"
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"You don't tell me how to act. This is my house."
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"Fine."
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"Yes, indeed."
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"No, that's the first... How does the second verse go?"
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"Hey, let go. Let go. Let go."
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