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Clips from Dallas - Bar-B-Que (S01E01)

"You're nuts."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I figure there are only two possible answers."
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"Pamela, are you gonna tell me the riddle or not?"
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"What do you get when you cross a Barnes with a Ewing?"
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"In the first place, you never cross a Ewing."
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"Sorry. All right. What are the two possible answers?"
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"A boy or a girl."
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"You?"
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"- I love you. - I love you."
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"It's just a little windy today, senator, but I think it's shifted."
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"- It'll... - Calm down."
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"It really is a nice day. Just loving it. It's a nice day..."
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"You're here? Ray?"
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"Senator, you know our ranch foreman, Ray Krebbs."
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"- Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you."
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"- And his very good friend... - Maureen."
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"Maureen. Yes. You're looking lovely today, dear."
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"My sentiments entirely. Nice to see you."
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"- Senator, champagne? - Thank you."
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"- And don't forget our dance. - It's gonna be my pleasure, I assure you."
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"- Have a fine time, senator. - Thanks."
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"Okay, goodbye now."
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"Doc Allistair, how you doing? Good to see you."
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"Hi. Is everybody okay? Get enough to drink?"
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"- Excuse me a minute, hon, okay? - Okay."
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"- Hi. - Well, hi. Don't you look cute!"
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"Cute's not exactly my first choice."
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"But, you know, party at home with grandmother around..."
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"But..."
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"We're gonna announce it later, but Pam is pregnant."
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"Hey, I'm gonna go over and talk to Pam."
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"Pam, I just heard the word. Congratulations, babe."
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"Thank you."
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"- It was the right thing... Hello. Hi, Lucy. - Hi."
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"- Have you met Susan? - No. Hello."
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"Susan's one of our new ladies at the office. This is Lucy, she's my niece."
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"- Of course, Bobby's niece too. - Of course."
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"- Hey, Jim, how you doing? - All right, J.R. How are you?"
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"Good. Listen, you show Susan around and make sure she meets everybody."
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"- Sure. - Come here a sec. I want to talk to you."
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"- Did Bobby hire you? - No. J.R."
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"Old J.R., he never misses a trick."
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"Sam?"
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"- How you doing, Sam? - Real good, Miss Ellie."
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"These folks are drinkers. We're way ahead of last year."
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"Well, keep it flowing."
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"Hi."
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"Hello, Willard."
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"Hello, Ellie."
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"You look nice."
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"You look the same as always."
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"That's going a little far."
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"This is my nephew, Jimmy."
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"Jimmy, say hello to Miss Ellie Ewing."
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"- Good to meet you, ma'am. - Thank you, Jimmy. Glad you could come."
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"- I know you'll have a real fine time. - Thanks."
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"We old folks are gonna rehash some ancient history."
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"Come on."
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"- Jimmy. Hi. - Hi."
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"Where's Digger? He's with what's-her-name, Miss Ellie."
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"Yeah? Is he all right?"
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"Nervous as a rabbit, but sober."
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"Oh, thank God for that."
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"Tell you what. I'll introduce you to the folks."
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"- Okay. - Okay? Bobby."
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"- I'm gonna take Jimmy around. - Okay."
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"- How you doing, Jimmy? - Good."
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"- Okay, you take care of her now. - Okay."
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"- Bobby. - Yes."
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"- Can I have a word? - Sure. Excuse me. Come on through."
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"- Good news about you and the bride. - Thank you."
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"- It's the worst-kept secret here. - Word's getting around."
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"- Maybe Mr. Jock and Miss Ellie... - Of course, they should hear it from us."
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"I'll find them and tell them."
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"- Congratulations. - Thanks a lot, Sam."
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"Hey, Ray. Come here."
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"Lucy."
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"- Hi. How are you? - Hi."
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"- You know Maureen? - Yeah, I remember."
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"- Have you heard about Bobby and Pam? - No."
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"They're gonna have a baby."
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"Isn't that terrific?"
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"That's terrific."
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"Ray."
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"Maureen, why don't you get another drink, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"See you in a bit."
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"- Sneaking his cigarettes early today. - He's snuck three of them sitting there."
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"Ain't like him to stay away from his guests so long."
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"Digger Barnes is here."
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"- Say what? - You heard me."
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"The girl Bobby married is Digger's daughter."
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"So it figures Jock and Digger are bound to meet again."
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"But from the looks of him, it happened a long time before he was ready."
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"- How are things out there? - Crazy."
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"That ain't no news. Tell me some news."
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"She's on a nest, Digger's girl."
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"Now that's news."
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"How's the missus and big brother taking it?"
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"I don't think they know about it yet."
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"They ain't gonna like that."
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"- Who's gonna be the first to have a fight? - Too soon to tell."
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"- First to get drunk? - He's got the head start."
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"My brand, Tilly."
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"- Everything under control? - Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Jock."
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"You want to be getting back to your guests. I'll keep both eyes open."
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"Digger Barnes, Tilly."
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"Digger Barnes in my house."
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"Well, it was bound to happen, Mr. Jock."
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"What with the children being married to each other."
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"You know, to hear Digger Barnes tell it..."
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"...Jock Ewing's responsible for everything evil..."
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"...all the way back to original sin."
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"Here's to original sin."
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"Stole his girl."
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"The old man worked for Southworth for a while, that's all."
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"He and Ellie were 14 years old, 15 tops."
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"Sweethearts."
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"How you doing? Enjoying yourself?"
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