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Clips from Dallas - Bar-B-Que (S01E01)

"A boy or a girl."
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"- A baby? - A baby!"
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"That kid's gonna have everything. Everything, you hear?"
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"You got my daughter in your house, now you take my grandson."
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"There is nothing in this world that Jock Ewing wants more than a grandson."
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"And I haven't been able to give him his first."
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"Little brother Bobby and that Barnes girl are gonna have a baby named Ewing."
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"Morning, Daddy."
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"- Morning, Bobby. - Hey, let me carry that for you."
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"Oh, I think I got enough left in me to tote a case of my best bourbon whiskey."
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"Suit yourself. Well, Tilly, you ready to feed half the state of Texas?"
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"I've been catering Ewing parties 12 years, Mr. Bobby."
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"- Ain't nobody never gone hungry yet. - I guess you're right."
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"But would you please drop the "Mr."?"
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"Sam and I drop the "Mr.", I have to charge 10 percent less."
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"Daddy..."
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"...just don't strain yourself before your big reunion."
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"Hey."
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"Reunion? What do you mean, reunion?"
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"- Didn't Mama tell you? - Tell me what?"
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"- Well, Pamela's daddy's coming. - Willard Barnes, coming here?"
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"- Willard? - Yeah, Willard."
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"That was his name before he called himself "Digger.""
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"Now, what the hell's he coming out here for?"
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"Well, he's Pamela's daddy. He's my father-in-law."
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"He should be invited."
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"Inviting's one thing. Accepting's another."
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"It'll be the greatest thing ever, you and Digger back together."
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"Might even bury the hatchet."
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"See you later."
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"My house, my barbecue."
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"Digger Barnes."
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"I don't know about this, Pamela."
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"Well, that's not gonna make it."
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"And neither is that shirt."
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"- This shirt? I love this shirt. - That's a terrific shirt."
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"- "Terrific" isn't part of the plan. - Plan? I don't understand. Plan?"
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"- To make me into a hayseed. - Come on, Pam."
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"How much hay is there on the streets of Dallas?"
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"Change that shirt."
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"- Pam. You're not serious. - Wanna bet?"
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"You gonna use that tie?"
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"That's the price you pay for not going to the barbecue."
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"No, it's okay."
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"I like that."
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"Just change that shirt. I'll fix the tie at the ranch."
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"Pamela, you go on ahead."
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"Jimmy and I'll drive out later."
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"Oh, Daddy, I thought we'd use the time before the barbecue to get reacquainted."
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"Reacquainted with Jock Ewing?"
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"Daddy, I don't know why you're going out there at all. You hate him."
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"That's right. I hate him."
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"Jock Ewing had the head."
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"I had the nose."
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"He was a smart aleck, never said otherwise."
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"But without my nose, he wouldn't have nothing."
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"I found the oil. He claimed it."
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"I drilled it. He sold what bubbled up."
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"How'd he do that?"
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"We was partners."
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"One needed the other."
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"I trusted him."
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"He stole you blind."
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"He not only stole my fortune, he stole my sweetheart."
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"My daddy used to work for her daddy, old man Southworth."
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"That's how we got to know each other."
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"She was a sweet little thing, Ellie was."
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"With a great big laugh."
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"She had a way about her."
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"She could be sweet as sugar one minute and come at you with a shotgun the next."
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"And, oh, what a temper she had."
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"Go off like a firecracker. Bang! And just as quick, it was all over."
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"Sure had a way about her."
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"Daddy, why are you going out there?"
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"Because Pam asked me."
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"Begged you is more like it."
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"My little girl..."
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"...married to Ellie's son."
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"I ain't sure what, but it must mean something."
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"Two hours, Jimmy? Okay. Drive carefully."
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"- Bye, Cliff. - Bye."
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"Two hours."
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"Make sure there's plenty of coffee and punch."
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"- All right? 2:30. Thanks, Sam. - All right."
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"Hi, Sue Ellen."
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"Pamela, will you please move your car? The florist's truck has got to get out."
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"Sure. I'm sorry."
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"Hey, Lucy. How about moving the car?"
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"- Where's your dad and cousin? - They'll be here."
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"- How'd you know about cousin Jimmy? - Bobby told me."
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"- He didn't insinuate... - Insinuate what?"
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"- Anything about you meeting Jimmy? - He said that I might like him."
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"- Oh, Jimmy's just a baby. - Nineteen, Bobby said."
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"There's 19, and there's 19. And compared to you he's 5."
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"Don't forget to move the car."
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"- Hi, how are you? - Hi."
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"Now, what kind of a cannon was she shot out of?"
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"- Doctor's office. - Hello. This is Pamela Ewing."
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"- I was in this morning. I just wondered if... - Could you hold, please?"
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"Sure, I'll hold."
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"- Hello, Mrs. Ewing. - Yes."
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"The test is positive."
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"- It's positive? - Yes."
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"- You mean I'm really...? - Yes, you are definitely pregnant."
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"- How long? - Well, it's a little early to tell right now."
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"All right."
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"That's wonderful."
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"You're wonderful."
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"Thank you. Thank you. Bye."
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"Bobby? I'm home."
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"I'll be out in a minute, hon."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Did you go to Dallas today?"
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"- Sorry. How's Digger? - Fine. Stone sober."
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"Good. I'll get you a towel."
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"- I learned a riddle today. - Oh, let's hear it."
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"I learned the riddle, but don't know the answer."
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"What?"
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"I don't know the answer yet."
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