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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Something Sour Patch (S01E01)

"Meet us where?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"They're gonna meet us just over-- you know, where we're--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"On the adventure. [chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"All right, just trust me, Muffin."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Muffin?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You're acting so weird, Mom."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"What's going on? Did you have an afternoon Diet Coke?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yes."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"["Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" playing on car stereo]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Hey, don't you ever feel like singing?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[turns music louder]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[sighs and sings along] ♪ Lord have mercy How'd she even get them britches on ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ With that honky tonk badonkadonk ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"My God, Mom!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[giggles] How do you know this song?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ Honey, you can't blame her ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ For what her mama gave her ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ It ain't right to hate her ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"- ♪ For working that moneymaker ♪ - ♪ Moneymaker ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ Band shuts down at two But we're hanging out till three ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ We hate to see her go ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"♪ But love to watch her leave ♪"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Um..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But what... what are we gonna do about Queso?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"He's gonna need to be fed and walked and everything."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Well, your daddy and Blair are gonna bring Queso with them."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[both scream]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Our dog's name is Chloe! Who are you?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"All right! All right!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-[Sterling gasps] -[turns off music]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Calm down! Calm down. Calm down."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Well, you're just too smart, ain't ya?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Must be that private school education. [chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"All right, what gave it away, huh?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Was it the fingernails?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Debbie has all the money in the world"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"to keep that shit tight as hell, don't she?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Guess you got me. [chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm your mama's sister."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Dana."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You have a twin?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Are y'all identical?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[gasps]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Of course!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Go ahead and have everything, Mom--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Perfect hair, adorable nose, more impressive twin type."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-[sighs] -This is insane!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I can't believe you kept a secret like this from us!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"What is wrong with you people?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Blair, we-- we can explain--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But after we find her. We have to find her now."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-This is an emergency. -[Sterling] Where have you--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"What are you-- Who are you?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm your aunt."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Your favorite aunt."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Where have you been the last 16 years?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[sighs] Well..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Alright, while ago I did something a lot of people didn't like."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But I-- you know, I still think it's the right thing."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But we knew the police would not agree,"
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"so I've had to lay low."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"So, you're, like, a criminal?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Why do you smoke?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You know smoking is, like, really bad for you, right?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"And Dana was the one that set fire to that abortion clinic."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"And now, we have helped her out here and there over the years,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"but lately she-- she's been threatening us for more,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"which we don't have."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"So, we're trying to get rid of her."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You were trying to kill her?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, Lord, Blair, no."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"We wanted her to get out of the country."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"God, and now she has your sister,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"and who knows where she's going or what she's doing with her."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Is she, like, dangerous?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yes."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[sighs] In so many ways."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Hey, hold the wheel."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-My hair looks like hog shit. -What?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[tires rumbling]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"There. Yeah."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, that's cute, ain't it?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Looks like yours."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Okay, you're, like, really starting to seriously freak me out."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, no, Muffin, don't be scared."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I got a plan, all right?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm just gonna quick call my mom and check in, 'cause--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Rude!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"How would you like it if I threw out your belongings?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Lord, girl."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Hey! Hey! Do not touch my stuff!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[exhales deeply]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Now, you listen,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I don't know what it was like in your house growing up."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You probably had everything you ever wanted. No one ever told you no, huh?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Well..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"your Aunt Dana does things different."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm not all fancy like Debbie."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckles]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[sighs] Damn."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"All right."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Just..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Just trust me, okay?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You do exactly as I say..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"and everything will be just fine."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"My suspicions were correct."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You were lying!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You know, this is very traumatic,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"making me not trust my own instincts."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-I am going to be in therapy for years! -Okay, Blair."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm gonna have to take a gap year, at least!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Okay, I know that it's very important to find Sterling right now,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"but please don't forget,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-I'm really super mad at you. -Okay."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"No, we won't, we won't, we won't. Um..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Debbie, just keep trying Dana and I'm gonna try Sterling, okay."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I am. Goshdang it, she's still not picking up."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
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