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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Hamburger Dinner Theater (S01E01)

"No. They're here because the robber was a real robber"
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"and he stole 227 bucks."
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"A little less than that."
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"It'll be hard to catch this guy."
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"Nobody got a good look at him."
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"Put this down in your report."
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"He was leading-man handsome."
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"He was wearing a ski mask."
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"Well, he had the presence of a young Burt Reynolds."
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"And the pipes of an old Debbie Reynolds."
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"Hey, the on-line reviews are in."
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"Listen to this one. It's from hoosierdaddy1997."
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""The plot made zero sense,"
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"and the set looked like children made it...""
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"Yeah. Children did make it... my children."
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""But the reason to go see "dreamatorium""
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""is the closing musical number."
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""The chemistry between the robber character"
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"and the lonely morgue operator was sparktastic.""
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"Did anyone mention the food?"
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"Uh...No."
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"Great. So the robbery got rave reviews."
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"Bob, we're a hit."
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"No, Linda. We were hit. Good one."
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"Yeah. That's good. Hey, thanks."
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"I don't get it. We were hit."
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"A hit is... am I wrong? ... Is a robbery, right?"
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"Right. A hit is a robbery."
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"Well, technically, for the cops..."
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"technically, no. It's not..."
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"Forget it. Forget it."
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"But in layman's terms..."
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"forget it, everybody. Nobody got hit."
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"Everybody forget it."
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"There we were, putting on the show of our lives,"
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"when in walked a man with a gun in his hand,"
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"and he was looking for you know who."
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"We will now take questions."
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"Oh! Me. Oh! Oh!"
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"Large Tommy."
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"Question for Tina. Were you scared?"
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"Um, uh..."
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"No. She wasn't."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Normal-size Jenny."
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"How big was the gun, and did anyone get shot?"
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"That's a two-part question."
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"I don't answer those. Aww."
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"Tiny Peter."
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"Does this mean you're in a gang now?"
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"That is correct."
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"Our gang is called the broken glass kids."
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"We'll cut you."
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"Oh, wow. Ohh!"
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"Linda: Ach, I can wait for the show tonight."
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"What, tonight?"
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"I thought maybe you'd consider canceling,"
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"but you're really committed to making me unhappy."
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"The show won't be the same without the robber."
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"What? You're all thinking it."
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"I got to agree."
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"That guy could really sing..."
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"And rob."
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"Well, again, our apologies."
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"We'll follow us as soon as we hear anything."
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"So happy for you, though."
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"Thanks. Ahh..."
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"Mort, you're right."
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"What am I gonna do without the robber?"
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"You'll just have to..."
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"♪ Take it easy ♪"
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"Wait a minute. That voice."
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"Oh, my God, it's you."
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"You're the robber. Guilty."
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"Last night was something, wasn't it?"
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"Oh, I know. We were electric together."
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"So let's do it again tonight."
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"Yes. I want to report a..."
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"what are you doing, Linda? I'm getting this guy arrested."
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"No, but he wants to do the show again."
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"He robbed us with a gun."
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"Hey, everyone relax."
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"It wasn't even a real gun... fake"
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"and currently in my other jacket"
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"locked in the trunk of my car."
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"Bob, he wants to perform."
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"This guy is the missing ingredient to my show."
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"He's my garlic powder."
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"Yes. The man who robbed my restaurant is here right now."
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"He's about 5'8", maybe 150 pounds."
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"I'm bad at guessing weight, though, so..."
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"160? Oh, flatterer."
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"All right. 170."
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"Ooh! Aah!"
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"Call you back."
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"You said the gun was in your car. I lied."
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"What about it being fake? Also a lie."
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"See? A lie can be a twist."
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"Since you did that, I'm gonna do this."
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"Register. Oh, great. Again."
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"Good luck tonight without me."
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"We forgot to give this to you..."
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"a little "sorry we let the robber get away" bundt cake."
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"You're doing it again. He just ran right past you."
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"Hold that thought, Bob."
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"The guy who robbed us just robbed us again."
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"Hold on. Can you repeat that, dispatch?"
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"He's saying what I'm saying."
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"The guy who robbed us, he just left."
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"We got to go, Bob."
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"The guy who robbed you was just spotted in the area."
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"Don't catch him. Don't catch him. Don't catch him."
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"Don't catch him. Ah, they got him."
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"Bob: Jeez, that Julia packs a wallop."
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"Ah, you couldn't just let me have my dream, could you?"
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"What? You mean, because I called the police?"
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"The guy committed armed robbery, lin, twice."
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"But you committed murder, Bob."
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"You blew my dream's head off."
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"That's a little dramatic, lin."
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