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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Hamburger Dinner Theater (S01E01)

"Next performance?"
Bob's Burgers
"Wasn't tonight's debacle the end of dinner theater?"
Bob's Burgers
"I just need to tweak some stuff for tomorrow's show,"
Bob's Burgers
"maybe tone down the blood a smidge. What?"
Bob's Burgers
"I've been thinking."
Bob's Burgers
"I want to get over this stage fright."
Bob's Burgers
"I think I'd like to have a line."
Bob's Burgers
"Aw, Bob, our tree is growing up and sprouting words."
Bob's Burgers
"Let's write you a speech for tomorrow night's performance."
Bob's Burgers
"Can I say, "no. Don't"?"
Bob's Burgers
"That's exactly what a tree would say."
Bob's Burgers
"I'll have it memorized by tomorrow night."
Bob's Burgers
"Lin, you lived out your dream on stage"
Bob's Burgers
"for a couple minutes, and since there were no charges filed,"
Bob's Burgers
"they can never take that away from you, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"Bob, my dream has not been... ♪ satisfied ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"The show must go on, dad. Yeah."
Bob's Burgers
"Did you give up after you made your first burger?"
Bob's Burgers
"It ain't over till it's over."
Bob's Burgers
"No. You added garlic powder."
Bob's Burgers
"Luck is 90% preparation and..."
Bob's Burgers
"gene, enough."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, two more shows."
Bob's Burgers
"This tastes nothing like real blood."
Bob's Burgers
"Flowers for a lonely morgue owner."
Bob's Burgers
"♪ That's me ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, God! That feels like a sharp knife in my belly."
Bob's Burgers
"Ohh! Aagh!"
Bob's Burgers
"Aagh! Arrgh!"
Bob's Burgers
"Psst, gene."
Bob's Burgers
"Aagh! Agh! Agh!"
Bob's Burgers
"Gene. Gene."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah? Uh-huh?"
Bob's Burgers
"Are you done?"
Bob's Burgers
"No."
Bob's Burgers
"I need you to serve this to table 3."
Bob's Burgers
"Linda: Bob, shh! He's dying."
Bob's Burgers
"Stop. I'm sorry."
Bob's Burgers
"Come on... ahem."
Bob's Burgers
"Come on, Butler. Let's go out into the garden."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh..."
Bob's Burgers
"Tina. Tina, it's your big line."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh..."
Bob's Burgers
"Go. No. Don't."
Bob's Burgers
"The tree, it's been murdered."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, Butler, who is committing all these murders?"
Bob's Burgers
"Beats me. Oh, there's my knife."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, I sure don't know whodunit."
Bob's Burgers
"Do you?"
Bob's Burgers
"Is the tree the murderer,"
Bob's Burgers
"or is the flower delivery man the murderer,"
Bob's Burgers
"or perhaps the suspicious Butler."
Bob's Burgers
"[Applause]"
Bob's Burgers
"Well, you're all wrong."
Bob's Burgers
"♪ The murderer was me ♪ ha ha!"
Bob's Burgers
"What? You explicitly told us at the beginning of the show"
Bob's Burgers
"you weren't the murderer."
Bob's Burgers
"That's right. It's a twist."
Bob's Burgers
"No. It's a lie. A lie is not a twist."
Bob's Burgers
"Don't be nervous. You do this all the time."
Bob's Burgers
"The cast will be signing autographs"
Bob's Burgers
"if anyone would like one."
Bob's Burgers
"Everyone back in their seat! Now!"
Bob's Burgers
"This is a robbery. [Plays chord]"
Bob's Burgers
"A robbery. Now, that's a twist."
Bob's Burgers
"This is not part of the show, people."
Bob's Burgers
"This is a real robbery. Kids, get behind the counter."
Bob's Burgers
"We can take this guy. I go high. You go low."
Bob's Burgers
"Wait. What? Never mind. Never mind."
Bob's Burgers
"Wait. You blew it. You blew it, Tina."
Bob's Burgers
"All right. Stay where you are."
Bob's Burgers
"Give me everything in the register. Yeah. Fine."
Bob's Burgers
"Listen. There are kids here, so don't do anything stupid...Er"
Bob's Burgers
"than rob this place."
Bob's Burgers
"Shut up, greaseball. Don't call me greaseball..."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh, mask face."
Bob's Burgers
"[Laughter]"
Bob's Burgers
"It's not part of the show."
Bob's Burgers
"Show? [Organ playing chords]"
Bob's Burgers
"Gene, stop."
Bob's Burgers
"Just take it easy."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, I'll take it...Easy."
Bob's Burgers
"Hmm, they added a robbery element to the show."
Bob's Burgers
"That's clever. The ski mask is a little cheesy."
Bob's Burgers
"I think it looks pretty good."
Bob's Burgers
"Ok. That's all of it."
Bob's Burgers
"You've got your money. Now be on your way."
Bob's Burgers
"Give me a little music."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, come on. Just go."
Bob's Burgers
"♪ Ooh da eh ooh ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ do your last line again ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ go ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"You've got your money. Now be on your way."
Bob's Burgers
"♪ Maybe I'll leave, and maybe I'll stay ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ maybe it's the limelight ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ could be the singing ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ 911 should be a-ringing ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ but I can't stop ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ and neither can I ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"[Applause]"
Bob's Burgers
"Sit down. Sit down!"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm kidding. Everyone up. Come on."
Bob's Burgers
"It's not part of the show."
Bob's Burgers
"Play me out."
Bob's Burgers
"[Playing upbeat music]"
Bob's Burgers
"Can you break a 5? I'd love to tip out the cast."
Bob's Burgers
"No! I can't break a 5, lady!"
Bob's Burgers
"I was just robbed! Did you not just see that?"
Bob's Burgers
"You were standing right here, idiot!"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, you people commit. Get out!"
Bob's Burgers
"We feel terrible we didn't stop that robbery last night."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, that robbery was horrible. Ohh!"
Bob's Burgers
"Though I have to admit, it felt so good"
Bob's Burgers
"to hear the audience applaud."
Bob's Burgers
"Are you guys talking about that show last night?"
Bob's Burgers
"I thought it was dazzling."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, yeah? You saw "dreamatorium"?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah. I caught the end of it."
Bob's Burgers
"I thought the guy who played the robber really stole the show."
Bob's Burgers
"Is that why you guys are here?"
Bob's Burgers
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