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Clips from Family Guy - Cootie & The Blowhard (S20E20)

"I've been played!"
Family Guy
"Can I have a chocolate milk with my snack today, please?"
Family Guy
"What? Honey, the chocolate milk is the snack."
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings)"
Family Guy
"Hey, Bonnie. Is Joe around?"
Family Guy
"No, he's on his stakeout."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's too bad."
Family Guy
"Tomorrow's Chris's Career Day,"
Family Guy
"and Joe's hat is a key element of what I do."
Family Guy
"So that's how I became Quahog's first ninja cop."
Family Guy
"‐Questions? ‐Yes."
Family Guy
"‐Mister‐‐ ‐Officer Hi‐yah."
Family Guy
"Did you park in the handicapped spot?"
Family Guy
"Ninjas don't have cars."
Family Guy
"Well, it's gettin' towed."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! My Chevy Cruze!"
Family Guy
"Thank you. Thank you."
Family Guy
"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
Family Guy
"(running footsteps)"
Family Guy
"Man, something smells good in here."
Family Guy
"You cooking brussels sprouts?"
Family Guy
"No, I just farted."
Family Guy
"That checks out."
Family Guy
"Anyway, somethin' else smells good."
Family Guy
"I think dinner's ready."
Family Guy
"I didn't hear a ding."
Family Guy
"That's how I always know to run into the kitchen,"
Family Guy
"shove a napkin in my shirt"
Family Guy
"and hold my utensils upright at the table."
Family Guy
"Well, I made it in the oven, not the microwave."
Family Guy
"You want a little taste?"
Family Guy
"Holy crap."
Family Guy
"That's the best thing I've ever had."
Family Guy
"You know, I usually cook for one‐and‐a‐half,"
Family Guy
"but Joe's still on his stakeout."
Family Guy
"You want to stay for dinner?"
Family Guy
"Ah, man, I'd love to, but it'd be wrong."
Family Guy
"I always eat dinner with Lois."
Family Guy
"Aw, you sure?"
Family Guy
"You can sit in Joe's dining harness if you like."
Family Guy
"How's he get into that thing?"
Family Guy
"We have a large array of medical‐grade cranes"
Family Guy
"and pulleys that lift him."
Family Guy
"‐Man, that must make the house ugly. ‐It does."
Family Guy
"(sighs) All right, I guess I could text Lois."
Family Guy
"But just this once."
Family Guy
"Okay, we're good."
Family Guy
"So, how long have you had Invisalign?"
Family Guy
"‐You can see it? ‐Yeah, I mean,"
Family Guy
"it's just a name, not a fact."
Family Guy
"Okay, Stewie, think positive."
Family Guy
"The test results will be negative."
Family Guy
"Chin up, bud."
Family Guy
"Incontinence is really not that uncommon at your age."
Family Guy
"What underwear do you recommend?"
Family Guy
"Depends. (laughs)"
Family Guy
"Sorry, old joke."
Family Guy
"Now, get out of here and go have some fun."
Family Guy
"Make some fake skin out of dried glue, would ya?"
Family Guy
"All right, who's next?"
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"Stewie. Come in."
Family Guy
"Okay, I just want to verify some medical history here."
Family Guy
"Any recent boo‐boos?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Any ouchies or uh‐ohs?"
Family Guy
"No, nothing like that. God."
Family Guy
"Good, good."
Family Guy
"And how many boogies would you say"
Family Guy
"‐you consume in a week? ‐Oh, God, maybe, like... one."
Family Guy
"Maybe two during the holidays. Maybe."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I'm your doctor."
Family Guy
"I can tell just by looking at you"
Family Guy
"that you're eating more than that."
Family Guy
"I'm thinking you had one just on the way here."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I did! I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I've just been so nervous about these test results."
Family Guy
"Well, that's understandable,"
Family Guy
"seeing as how you did test positive for cooties."
Family Guy
"What? That's terrible!"
Family Guy
"I think you need to get your affairs in order."
Family Guy
"I don't have any affairs! I'm one!"
Family Guy
"Well, then you're ready to die."
Family Guy
"(humming)"
Family Guy
"‐Did you say something? ‐Me?"
Family Guy
"No, just humming."
Family Guy
"It's part of my alternative cooties therapy."
Family Guy
"Did you know you can literally vibrate disease"
Family Guy
"out of the body?"
Family Guy
"No, I know the opposite of that."
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian. You'll see."
Family Guy
"When you get this close to death,"
Family Guy
"your whole perspective changes."
Family Guy
"I got your meds, honey."
Family Guy
"My father never loved me,"
Family Guy
"but Stewie‐‐ he take good care of me."
Family Guy
"‐Who was that? ‐That's my 20‐year‐old nurse."
Family Guy
"He's wearing homemade sandals."
Family Guy
"Yeah, he has no medical training."
Family Guy
"Stewie, aren't you being a little dramatic"
Family Guy
"about this cooties thing?"
Family Guy
"Brian, this is the Flintstones cocktail"
Family Guy
"I have to take every day."
Family Guy
"17 Barneys. 18 Wilmas."
Family Guy
"I have to take the Bam‐Bams just to keep things moving."
Family Guy
"Does this seem dramatic to you?"
Family Guy
"Yes, incredibly."
Family Guy
"NURSE: Stewie, I found one! Come look!"
Family Guy
"(sighs) He likes to find frogs in the garden"
Family Guy
"and then show them to me."
Family Guy
"His simplicity keeps me young."
Family Guy
"Peter, what's wrong?"
Family Guy
"You don't have an appetite."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get one, just give me a minute."
Family Guy
"You've barely touched your dinner."
Family Guy
"Lois, the more you talk about it,"
Family Guy
"the more it's gonna be a whole thing."
Family Guy
"Just let me focus here."
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, that's working."
Family Guy
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