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Clips from Central Park - Hot Oven (S01E01)

"No, we get it! We smell the burning! Did something go wrong with the pizza?"
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"-Should I order some chicken? -No!"
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"-This is fun. -Hold on, baby. Hold on, baby."
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"-I love when you call me "baby." -I was talking to the-- Never mind."
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"Comin' through!"
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"Okay, sometimes a dog can feel intimidated that you're so much bigger than they are."
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"Or slightly bigger."
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"So, what I'd like you to do is crouch down to Shampagne's level."
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"I haven't crouched since the '80s. Helen, put me on the floor."
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"He looks a little aggressive to me. Does he look aggressive to you, Augustus?"
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"I mean, he's licking himself aggressively."
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"Come on, phone. Why do dogs bite? Why do dogs bite?"
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""Fear, stress, feel threatened." Great."
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"It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O"
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"-Helen, what are you doing? -Wasn't me. It was him."
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"Augustus, stop it."
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"I think everyone's a little distracted. How 'bout this? Bitsy, can you sit?"
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"You want me to crouch and sit in the same day?"
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"What is this, the Olympics?"
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"Is this sitting? It hurts."
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"Stay there. Stay there. We're gonna get him on your lap."
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"I don't know if that's a good idea. He seems agitated."
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"No, he's fine. He's perfectly fine."
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"-Does he have a favorite toy? -He has an ivory chew."
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"-Elephant ivory? -No."
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"Terrible storm coming through. Hope we don't lose power."
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"Yep, there it is."
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"-Ow! -Oh, my God. What happened?"
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"Power's back on."
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"Shampagne bit me. I can't believe it."
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"TOSGANO, TOSGANO!"
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"Augustus, bag the dog. Let's get him outta here."
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"Hold on. Let me see your hand."
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"That's not a dog bite. That's a human bite."
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"What?"
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"-Augustus, did you bite Bitsy? -No."
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"-Why on earth would you bite me? -I didn't. Why would I bite you?"
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"He told me earlier he wanted to bite you."
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"-You probably bit her! -Why would I bite Bitsy?"
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"All right. I'm going to bite her other hand,"
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"and we'll compare the two bite marks."
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"All right. Both of you, out of the room."
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"Shampagne and I want to be alone. You're creeping us out."
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"-There's my baby. -Okay."
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"Look at that bonding."
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"Seems like we made a huge bark-through. That's a breakthrough for dogs."
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"-I'm gonna bite you. -What?"
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"I said I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. No reason."
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"So, that's it. Your basic everyday faux castle/horse bone place"
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"turned into a house."
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"I'm sad there's no drawbridge, but other than that, five stars."
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"-Remember what you promised Mommy. -Ask questions. Yes."
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"Here's a list. Try to get through them all, but focus on the character ones."
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""If you saw a turtle on its back, would you flip it over?" Really, Mom?"
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"Yes, go. Ask, but make it natural."
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"-Hey, Brendan. You into turtles? -Turtles?"
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"-Never mind. -Okay."
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"-Cole! -All right. I'll ask him a question."
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"What's taking my dad so long?"
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"It's a question. It counts. Good job, Cole."
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"You wanna put a pizza in the forge?"
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"I wanna put a pizza in the forge."
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"I turned it off an hour ago. It's probably 900 degrees."
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"-Hey, can I play with your sword? -That's what it's there for."
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"Nine hundred degrees is the perfect temperature."
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"You know there's, like, bits of metal scrap in there?"
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"There's stuff everywhere. It just has to go in for a minute."
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"Okay, I'm putting your pizza in the forge."
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"Probably okay as long as you don't eat it. You know, you can always just buy a pizza."
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"-You could just buy a sword. -Touché."
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"So, any idea where I can get some knobs for an oven?"
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"I can make you some iron knobs."
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"You want them to get really hot when you bake?"
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"I guess maybe not. It's done."
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"It's beautiful."
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"-Jimmy, I... love you? -I love you too?"
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"-I gotta go. -This was broken when I picked it up."
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"So, anyway, yeah. That's the entire plot of the Harry Potter series."
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"Great. Great job."
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"-That was long. -Yeah, did I mention that I read it?"
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"I feel like I said that. Also, sorry I fell asleep."
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"-Ask a question. -"What school do you go to?""
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"Unless you're homeschooled, which you seem kinda like you are"
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"just 'cause you make a lot of eye contact with grown-ups."
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"-Oh, I go to the Hickory Oak Pine School. -Fancy."
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"Who wants to see me do a somersault?"
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"I wonder how many you can do in a row."
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"Pizza guy. I'm a pizza guy."
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"Yeah, you are! You're my little pepperoni!"
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"Look who made a perfect pi-- No! God, no!"
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"No, no, no, no! No! Hot, hot, hot."
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"-Dinner! -What a great normal meal we're having."
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"It's fine if no one wants to eat it. Just know this."
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"Up until the moment I dropped it on the floor, it was the best pizza I ever made."
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"-This pizza's delicious. -Would you say it's "noice"?"
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"-No. -Correct."
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"That's very sweet of you, Brendan, but we all know it's not."
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"No, really. Try it."
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"Dad. It's crunchy. It's chewy. It looks gross, but it tastes perfect."
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"I never doubted you."
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"Guys, sympathy compliments are just making it worse."
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"That's a good pizza. That's a good pizza!"
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"This is the greatest day of my life!"
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"Does anyone want another clump?"
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"Nope. I guess that means that's technically the end of dinner."
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"So much fun. So informative. Should we call it? Let's call it."
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"-I'll walk Brendan out. -It feels early."
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"Nope. Perfect time to stop."
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"Brendan, I can't let you go without knowing something."
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"Your last name, your age, something! Are you 30? A mother needs to know!"
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"I'm not 30, I'm 13,"
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"-and my last name is Brandenham. -No, no, no--"
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"Sorry. I can't hear you 'cause Molly's screaming."
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"It's funny 'cause I thought I heard you say Brandenham."
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"-I did. -What?"
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"-Oh, boy. -Well, Brendan, it's been a great ride."
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"Sorry. Brandenham? As in Bitsy Brandenham?"
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"Yeah, she's my great-aunt. Sounds like you're not a fan."
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"Sorry, I don't know if that's the right time to do that."
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"Also, not sure what to do right now."
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