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Clips from Central Park - Hot Oven (S01E01)

"Use cool-kid talk though, so no one will know they're old-person questions."
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"-Word. -Nope."
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"We're almost out of time."
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"So, total TOSGANO situation, or what are we thinking?"
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"Not quite. Thank you, Helen."
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"Bitsy, let's finish up with a little bonding exercise."
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"I call this "Tongue Talk.""
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"-No. -Okay."
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"Wait, what's Tongue Talk?"
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"Shampagne's telling you how he feels with his pee-pee messages."
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"You're going to tell Shampagne how much you love him by licking the air."
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"Let's pretend for a moment that I'm going to do that"
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"and that I have any moisture left on my tongue. What would that look like?"
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"Oh, for heaven's sake. Helen, moisten my tongue."
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"-Vodka or gin? -Never mind. I think I can do it."
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"Is it like this?"
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"-Oh, dear God. -Yes, very much like that."
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"Do it again without any sound. Also, I'm going to look away."
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"Oh, that's louder."
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"And that's our time. I have to get to my next appointment."
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"No! We need to fix this now."
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"I'm so sorry. I have an Oscar winner, a senator,"
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"and someone whose name rhymes with Shmady Shmaga this afternoon."
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"All of their pets need attention."
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"I'll pay you double what they're paying-- no, triple!"
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"Look at that. My schedule just suddenly opened up."
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"It won't kill Smokey to eat his own poops for another day, unless it does."
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"You could've just given me directions to your house."
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"I know my way around the city pretty well."
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"I don't really live on a street or in a house."
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"-Is this a riddle? -Kind of. You know that castle over there?"
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"Where they used to store horse bones?"
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"Yup, that's a myth about the horse bones,"
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"-but yeah. -All right."
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"Okay, there was one horse bone. Anyway, I live there."
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"-Behind the castle? -More in it."
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"-Really? Why? -Yeah."
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"My dad's the manager of Central Park, so that's where we live."
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"But we're not, like, rich jerks or anything."
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"-People stick gum on our house. -Right."
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"Right. Why are we saying "right" like that?"
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"It's just, I guess I should tell you, my family is kind of rich."
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"-Oh. -Yeah."
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"It's fine. Totally okay."
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"I mean, there's rich, and then there's crazy rich."
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"You don't live on the top two floors"
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"of one of those super-snobby apartment buildings along the park, right?"
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"Top three floors."
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"Well, I mean, you don't, like, fly on private planes"
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"to ski in Aspen and stuff, right, or have a private island?"
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"It's not totally private."
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"The horse trainer lives there, and sometimes Bono."
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"When I said rich jerks, I meant it as a compliment."
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"No, it's okay. I'm sorry I didn't tell you."
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"It's just, it can be kind of embarrassing."
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"People sometimes get weirded out when I tell them I'm a Brandenham."
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"Brandenham? Your last name is Brandenham? Brendan Brandenham? Brandenham?"
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"So you're not weirded out at all. That's good."
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"Remember when I was foreshadowing?"
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"This is the shadow that I was fore-ing. Back to scene."
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"No, not weirded out. It's just, I'm thinking about..."
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"Hey, can you wait here for a sec?"
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"I just wanna make sure the house isn't on fire."
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"Okay."
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"So I'll be right back. You just stay wealthy."
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"-We have to cancel dinner. -What?"
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"-Why do you wanna cancel dinner? -I have to poop."
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"Honey, if I canceled dinner every time I had to poop, I'd never have dinner."
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"Wait, isn't that Brendan standing right outside?"
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"Yes. Thank you, Cole. That's why we need to cancel now,"
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"because asking him to leave after he's inside is just plain rude."
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"I know you're nervous, Molly, but you can't cancel now."
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"He's already here. And he's adorable! I love him!"
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"No face tattoos. That's good."
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"He's waving at us. Should we wave back or just keep staring?"
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"-I'm gonna wave. -I'm waving too. Now we're all waving."
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"Molly, what are we doing here?"
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"All right, fine. Dinner's uncanceled, okay?"
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"Just nobody talk about anything at all, but not in a weird way."
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"Just don't be weird."
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"Hi!"
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"Hi."
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"I found out something terrible about Brendan."
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"-What is it? Does he say "noice"? -No. He's a Brandenham."
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"What? That is not noice."
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"Mom and Dad can't know. They'll freak out."
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"They were drawing on Bitsy Brandenham's face this morning."
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"We gotta find that and get rid of it. And also, everything's ruined!"
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"Brendan, here's a fun game."
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"I'll say some simple declarative sentences about me,"
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"and maybe you respond with some simple declarative sentences about you."
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"-Are you okay? -Yeah, just a tickle."
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"Oh, so, Brendan, you like this?"
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"I like it."
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"Who wants a house tour? Let's start with the basement."
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"Good. I'm sure it's clean."
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"And that's where we keep all our best stuff."
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"Do you like indoor puddles?"
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"Speaking of indoor puddles, Owen, you wanna get started on your pizza?"
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"My pizza's not an indoor puddle, Brendan. You'll see! You'll all see!"
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"Tension. So much tension and yeast."
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"Let's see how this pizza turns out-- Oh, God!"
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"-Birdie? -Owen."
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"-What are you doing? -Nothing."
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"Just passing by your window. Smells good. What you makin'? Food?"
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"Pizza."
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"-See? -Oh, it looks good."
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"Toppings on top. Bottoms on the bottom like the best of us."
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"-Something burning? -That's my oven."
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"I tricked it into going up to about 800 or 900 degrees."
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"Oh, no! Oh, that's not good!"
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"That might be too hot. Fire, fire, fire."
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"Put it out, put it out, put it out, or-- I mean, not to tell you how to cook."
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"So that's gonna stay like that."
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"I'm so sorry, oven. We'll get you new knobs, beautiful knobs."
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"How am I gonna make this pizza?"
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"By buying one? At a pizza store?"
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"They would love that, wouldn't they?"
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"I need a hot oven. Oh, my gosh!"
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"Paige! I gotta run out for a sec! I know that sounds weird!"
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