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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Winner Winner Turkey Dinner (S09E09)

"- _ - Does everyone have a glass?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just giving my Thanksgiving toast."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Makes the rest of us feel like... - It's you, Claire."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah! I knew it!"
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"And you, Phil, and you, Mitchell. Actually, it's all of you."
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"I know I get a hard time for stirring up competition in the family,"
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"but look at the results."
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"Phil, scoring with his new magic shop."
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"Cam, winning the big game."
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"Claire, winning the race."
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"And Mitchell scaring away that burglar."
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"And you are a winner, too, Jay."
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"He wanted to spend more time with Joe,"
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"so he's dropping him off and picking him up from school every day."
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"Dad, what is wrong with her?"
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"I challenged her to get to 100,000 steps in a week."
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"- That's easy. - That's so easy."
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"Without shopping."
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"- Oh. - I get... I get the challenge."
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"Like the rest of you, she was motivated by my stingy praise."
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"As I look around the room, I see nothing but winners,"
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"and I couldn't be prouder."
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"To us! Everyone here is a winner."
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"- _ - Oh, you knew I was nervous"
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"about the big game, so you set out my... Okay."
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"Sprinkles are for heroes."
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"Here, Daddy. Thank you for protecting us."
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"We're all so proud of Mitchell about what happened the other day."
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"What I was thinking was, we could..."
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"- Oh, my gosh! - Was there a break-in?"
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"Yeah, yeah. It was... It was crazy."
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"I just started yelling at him, and I guess I scared him away, so..."
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"Oh, my gosh, sweetie. Are you okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"- You're so brave. - Oh, honey."
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"So proud."
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"If the robber comes back when Brave Daddy isn't here,"
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"- we can use these. - Okay, no, no, no, no."
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"I had to confiscate those at school. They're very dangerous,"
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"Confiscating contraband is part of my new job at school."
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"I was recently promoted to acting vice principal."
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"Which has nothing to do with acting. That was made very clear to me."
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"Hey. Hey. Y-You seem a little nervous."
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"Are you... Are you worried about the big game?"
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"Yeah. I'm a little nervous."
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"The Rattlesnakes have beat us the last six years, and we cannot lose."
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"Is any of this because their coach is a woman?"
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"I mean, shouldn't we be rooting for her, because..."
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"Oh, what, because she's another straight person coaching football?"
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"- Well, good luck. - Thank you, sweetie."
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"You know, I can't promise that I'll make you as proud"
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"as your daddy who fought off a burglar, but I will try."
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"You know, there's murmurs that the booster club"
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"is gonna divert some of our money to the science program"
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"because that's what made the Kennedys cool, you know,"
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"playing science on the lawn."
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"Ow! The first person who figures out"
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"how to stick these numbers right on is gonna be rich."
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"You could just pin it to your shirt before you put it on."
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"Have you shared this idea with anyone else?"
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"When Alex was a baby, I used to throw her in a jogging stroller,"
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"and she was my running buddy."
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"This week, when she found out I was doing a 10K,"
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"she insisted on coming."
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"Snore."
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"I'm using my mom as a subject for my stupid psych paper"
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"because I started too late to sign out a monkey."
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"It's about positive versus negative reinforcement."
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"First half of the race... "You can do it, Mom!""
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"Second half... "It's not your day, lady!""
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"Thankfully, after it's done,"
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"I'll still be able to give out the banana I bought."
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"Thank you so much for taking care of Joe."
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"I still have to get some things from the store for dinner."
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"It's no problem."
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"I got a lot of knowledge to pass on."
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"You been practicing your burping drills?"
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"Yes!"
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"- Better. - Okay, enough chitchat."
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"Give me the V.I.P. pass for the sale."
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"Everybody's heard of the H. Bronfman Clothiers"
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"Black Friday sale where the hoi polloi fight over tuxedos like animals."
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"But on Thanksgiving Day,"
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"a select few are invited to get first crack."
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"If I get everything I want,"
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"that tux will be 80% off in Tammy Bosworth's dorm room."
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"Black gold."
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"I got it as a tip from some club members"
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"who had me "deal" with some geese."
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"You will not taint this experience."
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"Claire, why do you have that number?"
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"Are you in a pageant?"
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"She's running a 10K. And she is going to do great."
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"I know that you're gonna make us oh-so proud!"
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"Obviously, this was meant to be a group hug,"
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"and my invitation got lost in the mail."
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"Phil... that crazy phone booth"
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"that you ordered for your magic trick..."
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"It's already at my house."
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"It's here two days early?! I can shoot my how-to video today!"
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"Haley! Showtime!"
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"It goes without saying that the greatest trick"
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"to come out of World War II is the Normandy Phone Booth."
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"Over the years, its reputation has ebbed and flowed."
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"It was famously booed"
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"at the 1969 Narragansett Magic Festival."
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"Of course, this is a time when most people are into protest magic."
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"So naturally, they would thumb their nose at a classic trick"
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"where a heroic soldier dashes into a phone booth"
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"to make a world-saving call"
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"while it slowly fills with water!"
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"Come on, hippies!"
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"God!"
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"All right, buddy. Run outside and play real quick."
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"I'm gonna take care of something upstairs."
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"I had to update my profile pic"
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"on this new social media app called Inseam."
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"It's super cool. No one knows about it."
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"Some old guys were using it for home tailoring,"
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"but then two Brooklyn DJs"
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