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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Ninety-Eight (S05E05)

per capita in the entire country?

"per capita in the entire country?"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh.I should move there.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh.I should move there."

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And that single women outnumber single men almost two to one?

"And that single women outnumber single men almost two to one?"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Never mind.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Never mind."

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Those lonely souls need you and your matchmaking skills.

"Those lonely souls need you and your matchmaking skills."

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Oh...Also, New York has the best pizza in the world!

"Oh...Also, New York has the best pizza in the world!"

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Plus, everyone is rude there, and you love being rude.

"Plus, everyone is rude there, and you love being rude."

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And have I mentioned Alexandria Ocasio...?

"And have I mentioned Alexandria Ocasio...?"

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Rogelio, stop.

"Rogelio, stop."

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You do remember I'm from New York, right?

"You do remember I'm from New York, right?"

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I would actually

"I would actually"

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love to move back there.

"love to move back there."

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Really? You would?

"Really? You would?"

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But Esteban. He loves Miami.

"But Esteban. He loves Miami."

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The bozo even thinks Miami pizza's the best in the world.

"The bozo even thinks Miami pizza's the best in the world."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, Esteban.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, Esteban."

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Gonna have to disagree with you.

"Gonna have to disagree with you."

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PATRICIA : Hi, Jane.

"PATRICIA : Hi, Jane."

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Hi, Patricia. Thank you for calling back.

"Hi, Patricia. Thank you for calling back."

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Uh, I didn't mean to bother you,

"Uh, I didn't mean to bother you,"

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but I'm trying to track down Michael.

"but I'm trying to track down Michael."

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Do you know where he is?

"Do you know where he is?"

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I do, actually.

"I do, actually."

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MICHAEL : Hi, Jane.

"MICHAEL : Hi, Jane."

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Oh, uh, Michael, hi.

"Oh, uh, Michael, hi."

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I... I didn't know you were in Florida.

"I... I didn't know you were in Florida."

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Yeah. I am.

"Yeah. I am."

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Uh, anyway, I-I'm sorry to bug you,

"Uh, anyway, I-I'm sorry to bug you,"

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but I wanted to talk to you about my novel.

"but I wanted to talk to you about my novel."

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You probably didn't get it,

"You probably didn't get it,"

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but my agent sent over paperwork for you to sign.

"but my agent sent over paperwork for you to sign."

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Oh, I got it. I just...

"Oh, I got it. I just..."

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didn't sign it. Um...

"didn't sign it. Um..."

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I wanted to talk to you in person.

"I wanted to talk to you in person."

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Which is actually why I'm in town.

"Which is actually why I'm in town."

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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So, what do you think?

"So, what do you think?"

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You have to meet him.

"You have to meet him."

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It's your book.I know, but...

"It's your book.I know, but..."

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He's making the effort to drive all the way down here to see me.

"He's making the effort to drive all the way down here to see me."

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I-I'm worried it's not just about the book.

"I-I'm worried it's not just about the book."

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Well, I obviously don't think it's about the book, either.

"Well, I obviously don't think it's about the book, either."

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I think he wants to try to win you back.

"I think he wants to try to win you back."

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But I'm not worried about that.

"But I'm not worried about that."

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Good.

"Good."

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Because I love you so much.

"Because I love you so much."

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I love you, too.

"I love you, too."

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Now go get those life rights.

"Now go get those life rights."

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Thank you for understanding.

"Thank you for understanding."

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ROGELIO: You're welcome.

"ROGELIO: You're welcome."

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Someone just got you a recurring role

"Someone just got you a recurring role"

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on This Is Mars. You are back, baby!

"on This Is Mars. You are back, baby!"

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Biggest acting opportunity of your life!

"Biggest acting opportunity of your life!"

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No, thanks.

"No, thanks."

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What? Why?

"What? Why?"

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I've decided to quit acting.

"I've decided to quit acting."

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I've gotten really into aromatherapy and Reiki.

"I've gotten really into aromatherapy and Reiki."

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I'm committed to being a spiritual

"I'm committed to being a spiritual"

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and physical healer of bodies and souls.

"and physical healer of bodies and souls."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, so that's why he's dressed like my yoga teacher.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, so that's why he's dressed like my yoga teacher."

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I have a higher calling now.

"I have a higher calling now."

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I truly want to help people.

"I truly want to help people."

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But why help a few scrawny unwashed vegans

"But why help a few scrawny unwashed vegans"

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when you can reach millions of normal people

"when you can reach millions of normal people"

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by entertaining them?

"by entertaining them?"

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I get great satisfaction

"I get great satisfaction"

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out of my one-on-one interactions with my clients.

"out of my one-on-one interactions with my clients."

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Esteban, please, I will have to give up on my dream

"Esteban, please, I will have to give up on my dream"

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if you won't move to New York, because I cannot leave Baby.

"if you won't move to New York, because I cannot leave Baby."

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I wasn't a part of Jane's childhood,

"I wasn't a part of Jane's childhood,"

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and I won't make that mistake again.

"and I won't make that mistake again."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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What a tremendous gesture of love.

"What a tremendous gesture of love."

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Baby is truly blessed to have

"Baby is truly blessed to have"

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a beautiful person for a father.

"a beautiful person for a father."

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It was a beautiful plan, but it backfired.

"It was a beautiful plan, but it backfired."

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I don't know what to do about Esteban now.

"I don't know what to do about Esteban now."

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He's become a completely different person.

"He's become a completely different person."

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Then you have to remind him of who he was,

"Then you have to remind him of who he was,"

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of what inspired him to become a telenovela actor

"of what inspired him to become a telenovela actor"

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in the first place.

"in the first place."

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Just think,

"Just think,"

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what would remind you

"what would remind you"

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of why you love acting?

"of why you love acting?"

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Me.

"Me."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of telenovelas...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of telenovelas..."

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Hi, Jane.

"Hi, Jane."

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It's so nice to see you.

"It's so nice to see you."

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And Bo.

"And Bo."

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Nice to see you, too.

"Nice to see you, too."

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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So, you wanted to talk about the book in person?

"So, you wanted to talk about the book in person?"

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Yeah. Um, we're not totally okay with it.

"Yeah. Um, we're not totally okay with it."

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You and Bo?

"You and Bo?"

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No, uh, me and my fiancée.

"No, uh, me and my fiancée."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: If he's trying to win Jane back,

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: If he's trying to win Jane back,"

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this is a weird way to do it.

"this is a weird way to do it."

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You're marrying Charlie?

"You're marrying Charlie?"

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But she hates you.

"But she hates you."

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Yeah, well, not anymore.

"Yeah, well, not anymore."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Guess it's a shotgun wedding.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Guess it's a shotgun wedding."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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I am so happy for you guys.

"I am so happy for you guys."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Now, let's talk about this book.

"Now, let's talk about this book."

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I read it. I don't like it.

"I read it. I don't like it."

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Uh, okay. Why?

"Uh, okay. Why?"

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Why? 'Cause Michael's all over the damn thing.

"Why? 'Cause Michael's all over the damn thing."

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We live a quiet life. We like our privacy.

"We live a quiet life. We like our privacy."

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And frankly, this little book of yours seems like

"And frankly, this little book of yours seems like"

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it's gonna be a big headache for us.

"it's gonna be a big headache for us."

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So I don't want Michael signing that paperwork.

"So I don't want Michael signing that paperwork."

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Please?

"Please?"

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Th-This book means so much to me,

"Th-This book means so much to me,"

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and I've worked so hard on it-- uh, for years.

"and I've worked so hard on it-- uh, for years."

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Sorry about that.

"Sorry about that."

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You're a writer. Write another one.

"You're a writer. Write another one."

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Michael, please?

"Michael, please?"

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This is a family decision, Jane,

"This is a family decision, Jane,"

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