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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Party Gawds (S07E07)

"It's dead fingernails or something like fingernails..."
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"Like, but on your head, like a horn,"
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"like a rhino's horn, which is also hair, I think..."
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"- Don't say that. - No, dude."
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"Okay, no. All right, you need to see this."
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"- No. - What are you doing?"
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"It's just hair, man. It doesn't..."
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"mean anything. It's not who I am, all right?"
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"- No, no! - Please, hey, dude!"
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"- [all screaming] - I'm doing it!"
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"- Don't! No, no, no! - It's just hair."
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"- Shut up! I'm doing it! - Please!"
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"[all screaming]"
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"- [somber music] - No!"
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"Why?"
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"It's not me. It's just hair."
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"[clippers whirring]"
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"Ahh! All right."
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"Now that that's gone, whom is your party gawd now?"
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"You still look incredible."
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"Hey. Losers."
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"- I'll be your god. - Ahah! Please don't."
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"Oh, fine, fine! Take it!"
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"Dude, there's no booze anywhere on set."
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"Okay, this stuff? This stuff, I was like,"
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""Oh, here we go, let's party. Nope, nonalcoholic.""
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"It's all fake. It's all fake! Nothing's real!"
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"I don't know what's real anymore."
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"- Oh, Jesus Christ. - Okay, Ders will be fine."
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"We'll get him some water, some rest, I'll take care..."
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"What happened to your goddamn hair?"
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"- It's gone, okay? I'm sorry. - Ohh..."
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"No, no, no, no, 'cause I'm sick of being used, all right?"
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"I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure!"
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"- Step back! - Action figure?"
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"I like the sound of that."
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"Isaac, let's do action figures, right?"
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"- Done. - Instead of DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit."
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"Yeah, which was, by the way, a terrible idea."
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"- I still like it, though. - Yeah."
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"And that's why we're still doing it."
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"Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake?"
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"Turkey bacon shakin', baby doggy."
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"Thank you, baby doggy."
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"Kurt, I got great news, okay? Contract is signed."
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"That means my boy Adam is ready to crush"
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"this opening stunt, all right?"
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"Only deal is, he's gotta be in Slim Jim."
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"All right, everything Slim Jim, Kurt."
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"Top to bottom, it's gotta be Slim Jim, okay?"
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"Blake's doing the stunt."
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"You backstabbing, hairy asshole."
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"Adam, I'm not doing the stunt, all right?"
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"[gasps] Your brand!"
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"I don't care about the brands, Adam, stop."
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"After all the exposure that I've given us"
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"with my SoCal Helpful Honda center radio spot audition,"
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"- potential forthcoming callback? - Okay, the what?"
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"All right, I'm doing the stunt."
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"Excuse me. It's my show."
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"You're not doing the stunt."
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"Well, newsflash, sir. Neither am I."
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"- Fine! - I'm doing it!"
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"- I'll do the stunt. - No, I want to."
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"- I ain't afraid to die. - No one asked him."
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"- He doesn't even have a brand. - Jager!"
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"He doesn't even have a brand..."
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"- [electricity crackles] - Whoa!"
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"- Oh, shit! - That wasn't the stunt."
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"There's a whole thing with a Vespa and some Silly String."
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"Oh, my God, Ders!"
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"Did you do this to spite me?"
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"I was just trying to kill myself."
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"So then that's yes? Oh, it's a PR move."
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"- What? - You're trying to out-brand me?"
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"Is that what... you don't even have a brand, Ders."
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"At least Blake had a brand til he shaved it off."
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"He doesn't even have a brand! You know what?"
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"You're a nice guy, and I plan on speaking at your wedding,"
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"but we are done professionally, mate."
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"Okay, look, these Bango guys, they got us all twisted up,"
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"but you... we don't have to act like this, Adam."
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"I don't have to do a lot of things, okay?"
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"- Like be your guys's friend. - What?"
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"Another one of those things that I don't have to do"
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"is wipe properly because I have a guy for that now."
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"That' strange. That's odd."
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"Yes, he wipes my ass for me, Blake."
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"It's part of having an assistant!"
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"Good for you, Adam, but, you know, I have followers."
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"That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me."
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"- That's pretty cool. - All right, that's it."
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"That's it. You guys... You think you're so cool."
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"You think you're so cool 'cause you got swag and followers."
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"Wow, great. You know what I got?"
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"- Nothing, really? - You do not know karate."
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"- I don't know karate. - You do not know karate."
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"I never claimed to know karate ever."
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"Yeah, I don't think you know karate."
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"I'm not saying I do. I'm saying you don't."
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"Hey boys, come on, Let's party this puppy off."
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"Or pretend. Let's make some cash."
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"You know what?"
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"- [bleep] this, right? - Yeah!"
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"'Cause I'm done, so I will see you guys..."
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"- but I don't wanna be you guys. - [both laughing]"
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"Laugh harder. Laugh harder."
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"- That was... - Oh!"
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"Catchphrase!"
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"[soft rock music]"
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"Yeah, this right here, I don't understand."
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"Why am I not the guy in the chair, right?"
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"Oh, no, Adam, that's not how a bar mitzvah works."
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"I thought I was DJing at a sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz."
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"It's a bar mitt and there's fuzz in it."
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"- Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy! - Don't do that."
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"- Please, stop baby-dogging. - Hey."
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"Wod it kill you to play another song?"
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"Why, you don't like this one?"
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"I think Asher Roth is tight butthole."
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