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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Wolves of Rancho (S06E06)

"and watch "The Dome," the door is right there."
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"But if you want to be a phone beast"
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"and you want to be rewarded-- that's right, rewarded."
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"We're gonna have Botox shots flying around the office,"
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"as well as sushi strippers for all you boys and girls."
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"[all cheering] - Whoa!"
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"- Whoo! - Okay. All right."
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"- It's like "Showdown in Little Tokyo.""
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"- Yes. Yes! - Yeah. Heck, yeah."
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"- If you guys get to 200 sales, 400 total for tonight,"
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"you get to wease the juice with the Wease-Man himself."
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"- Oh! Oh, Pauly Shore! Oh, Pauly Shore!"
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"- Encino-- Oh, my God, man."
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"- Hello, TAC."
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"Van Nuys guys."
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"Who's ready to mother[bleep] party?"
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"[all cheering]"
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"- Me. I am, Pauly."
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"- Me and Pauly are old friends, and, uh, he lost a bet."
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"[laughter]"
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"- This makes us even, JP."
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"You son of a bitch. - Yeah."
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"- Well, if you guys start working the phones"
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"and you start making those sales, guess what."
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"I'll get you on TMZ tonight."
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"- Yes! - Yeah!"
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"- Go, go, go, go, go! - Okay."
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"- Yeah. - Sell, sell, sell."
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"- 200 more! - Let's go."
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"- I wish I would have had some beers in here"
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"or maybe some sake bombs or something"
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"or some of that sushi, man,"
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"or one of those hot little stripper bitches."
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"- Of course they're great for kids."
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"How many do you want? Ten? They're yours."
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"- I mean, the real question is,"
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"do you care about the happiness of your children?"
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"And that's a yes!"
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"Whoo! Sold, baby!"
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"- And just so you know, with the purchase of this product,"
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"you do have a three-year warranty."
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"Excellent. You have a nice day too."
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"Hyuh!"
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"Yah."
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"Kyo-tasha!"
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"- Bam, yeah! I love it! Whoo!"
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"We be selling."
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"- I want you to be Sales Team Six!"
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"I want you to be samurai telemarketing [bleep] warriors!"
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"I don't care if your [bleep] mom dies today!"
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"[shoes clapping loudly] - Okay. Ow, that was loud."
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"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear."
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"Sold! Ahhh! I made a sale, girl."
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"- You got three kids. I say you buy three."
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"Great. All right, take care."
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"We got a sale!"
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"- Sir, I'm afraid that's the best offer I can get you."
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"You know what? I'm gonna put you on hold"
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"and let you think about that."
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"Wait, wait. Ho, ho."
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"Ah, yep. How are you?"
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"- I don't want to let go, but I have to"
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"'cause I'm addicted to sales right now."
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"- You got ten minutes till judgment day."
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"Come on, let's move it."
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"- No. Actually, hold on."
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"Yeah."
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"- God damn."
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"[blows raspberry]"
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"- Hang up the phones."
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"Hang 'em up."
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"[exhales sharply through nose]"
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"Feel good?"
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"- Yeah. - Are you sore?"
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"'Cause you should be sore."
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"Because today just butt-[bleep] you up the ass!"
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"- Butt-[bleep]!"
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"- You're 27 units short of expectations."
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"- You kidding me? - Not good enough!"
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"That means that nobody gets to wease the juice with Pauly!"
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"- Wha--Well, can we at least talk to him?"
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"- No!"
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"- Whoa, whoa. JP! JP!"
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"- Well, you heard him. It's over."
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"Go home. - Don't leave me in here!"
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"I'm gonna die!"
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"Ding dong, the Weasel's [bleep] dead."
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"- That means we might never get to party with Pauly Shore"
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"and probably join his crew."
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"- Yeah, well, you know, you heard what JP said."
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"- He said no."
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"And you know what that means, right?"
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"- Halt!"
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"What size are those crystal clappers?"
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"- You're pretty good at that."
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"- Okay, stripper pole is secure."
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"- All right, hang in there, buddy."
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"We're gonna get you out real soon, okay?"
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"- Pauly, I'm gonna spin off this bar,"
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"smash into the cage with my heels,"
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"and free your ass."
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"All right. - You ready? Cool."
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"- Yeah. - Come on."
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"- Whoo! Aaah!"
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"- Oh, are you okay, Pauly? Watch out, Adam!"
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"- Pauly, are you all right? - Pauly, are you all right?"
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"- That was amazing. Whoo!"
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"- What the hell? Who did this? - Yeah, who did this?"
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"- Shut up, Cushing. I just asked that question."
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"- Um, we did."
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"- And why would you ever think that this would be okay?"
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"- Because..."
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"no means yes?"
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"No?"
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"- That right there is why I [bleep] love you guys!"
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"You got guts. - Yeah."
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"- Congratulations."
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"You get to party with Pauly Shore."
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"- That's cool. What's he--"
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"Oh, wow."
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