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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Wolves of Rancho (S06E06)

"- Yeah. - We're not calling you a bitch."
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"We're saying that things you do are that of a bitch."
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"- Right, you have bitch-ish ways about you."
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"- Bitch-ishness. - Yeah, bitchy, bitchy."
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"- Yeah, just a little bit. - Yeah."
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"- Act. Acting. - Okay, that is it."
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"Everybody out now."
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"- That's kind of what we're talking about."
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"- Unless you want to be fired."
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"- No, but how about a transfer to TAC-Van Nuys?"
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"- Yeah, because the boss there is a true leader, unlike you."
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"And he's gonna inspire us to be great men"
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"and true playboy pimps for real."
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"- Okay, so I no longer have to waste valuable time"
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"on stupid shit like this?"
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"- That's right. - Consider it done."
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"You'll start there tomorrow. - Okay."
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"Well, now that we're not working together,"
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"I was hoping that me and you could--"
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"[door slams]"
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"- Hello?"
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"Are you sure this is it?"
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"[telephone ringing]"
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"- Hello?"
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"- Sell me."
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"- Uh, okay, sell you what?"
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"- Sell me on each other."
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"Sell me on why you deserve to work here."
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"- Well, hi."
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"You're here with a guy name Blake Henderson."
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"This guy's good."
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"He could--he could sell sand to Sandra Bullock,"
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"who probably doesn't need sand."
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"She's probably got a beach house in Malibu, right?"
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"- And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it"
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"for your whole life,"
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"and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer,"
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"which is a real thing-- my aunt died from it."
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"She regretted smoking her whole life."
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"- Yeah, yeah."
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"My good friend,"
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"Adam "The Money Boy" DeMamp, is a sales shark."
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"He's a hammerhead."
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"- Oh, no, more like a phone-head shark, because this dude--"
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"it's basically like he has a phone attached to his head,"
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"and he's circling those sales."
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"But actually, I want to move the spotlight"
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"over to my dude Anders Holmvik, okay?"
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"- And I want to move the spotlight back to me"
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"because I didn't like that last one."
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"So let's just do a couple more about me."
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"- Okay, yeah, and I'll get back to you--"
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"- Stop. I've made my decision."
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"And, boys, I'm buying what you're selling."
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"- All right."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Yeah. Right on."
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"- You've got one week"
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"to prove that you belong here permanently."
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"- Congrats, boys. Welcome to TAC-Van Nuys,"
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"or as JP here likes to call it..."
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"- The mother[bleep] Dough Jo."
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"all: Dough Jo. Dough Jo. Dough Jo."
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"- Now, who her wants a Carl's Jr. sausage, egg,"
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"and cheese biscuit coupon?"
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"[all cheering]"
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"- That's mine! - I caught one."
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"- Oh, wow. Gorgeous photos."
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"Herb Ritts shoot these?"
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"- No, my boy Juan Carlos took these."
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"Crazy talented."
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"Shot Brooke Burke for the cover of "Stuff" magazine."
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"- Wow. - I love "Stuff" magazine."
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"- Hey, whoa. You can't go in there."
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"That leads to JP's office."
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"It's off-limits, except for VIPs."
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"- VIPs. - VIPs."
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"- And these are gonna be your offices."
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"- Wait. We get our own offices?"
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"- TAC-Van Nuys, baby."
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"Just call down to Shannon, the office manager."
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"Let her know what decor you prefer,"
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"and she'll make it happen."
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"- I love decor."
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"- Yeah! - All right. Look, my name."
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"- You'll also find new suits as well as the hair gel"
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"and essential oils that JP recommends."
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"Get changed."
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"JP's blasting off a speech in ten."
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"Be there! - Okay!"
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"- So here's what we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna take this week."
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"We're gonna butt-[bleep] it until it dumps Monday!"
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"[all cheering] - [bleep], yes!"
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"- Yes! - [bleep], yes!"
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"- Yes! Whoo! - [bleep], yes."
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"- [bleep], yeah."
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"- If some old man says to you, "No,""
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"because he's broke"
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"because he spent his money on expensive heart medication,"
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"what does that mean?"
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"all: Yes."
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"- Because no means..."
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"all: Yes."
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"- I don't know what you're waiting for."
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"Go, go, go!"
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"- Yeah!"
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"- Sell these [bleep] things!"
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"- * He's insane"
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"- Listen up."
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"You crushed it."
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"200 sales."
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"- Yes! - Okay!"
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"- Whoo! - Yeah, that's right, man."
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"- Van Nuys!"
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"- So here's the big surprise."
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"I want 200 more sales by 8:00 tonight."
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"[all groan] - What? Is he serious, dude?"
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"I'm, like, exhausted. Now he wants us to work late?"
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"If you want to go home and you want to rip farts"
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