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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lionel the Playboy (S01E01)

"I GOTTA GET DRESSED AND OPEN THE STORE."
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"WHEN YOU'RE DOWN THERE,"
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"WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR HAT BLOCKED AND LEAVE YOUR HEAD IN IT!"
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"OH, HELLO, JENNY. COME IN. GOOD MORNING, MRS. JEFFERSON."
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"LIONEL, JENNY IS HERE! WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME COFFEE?"
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"NO, THANKS. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS. GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART."
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"LIONEL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRESSED. I FIGURED I'D PASS ON SCHOOL TODAY."
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"WHAT? WELL, WHY? 'CAUSE."
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"BECAUSE HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT BEING THE ♪ LIFE OF THE PARTY ♪♪"
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"YOU REALLY WENT TO THAT PARTY WITHOUT ME, HUH?"
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"I ASKED YOU. YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANNA GO."
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"I COULDN'T. WERE THERE MANY GIRLS THERE?"
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"IT WAS HARD TO TELL. THEY JUST KEPT JUMPING OUT THE CAKE."
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"HOW MANY GIRLS?"
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"NEAR AS I COULD FIGURE THERE WERE SIX GIRLS, FIVE DUDES..."
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"AND ONE THAT COULD'VE GONE EITHER WAY."
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"IT WAS FUN. YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE."
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"YEAH, WELL, I HAD TO HIT MY BOOKS."
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"STAY HOME TODAY. WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE PARTY OF OUR OWN."
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"YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T BE FOOLING AROUND THIS CLOSE TO EXAMS."
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"WHAT BETTER TIME TO FOOL AROUND? IT TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF."
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"I'M SERIOUS. SEE THERE? YOU'RE ALWAYS SERIOUS."
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"WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, HAVE SOME FUN?"
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"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY LIFE, NOT WORRY ABOUT IT."
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"WAIT A MINUTE. I DON'T NEED ANY LECTURES FROM YOU."
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"I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..."
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"ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JENNY A DULL GIRL."
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"AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY... ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES LIONEL A DUMMY."
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"HEY, LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO GO OFF. HEY, JENNY."
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"HONEST, LIONEL, CUTTING CLASS LIKE THIS IS NOT GONNA HELP YOUR GRADES."
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"HEY, GIRL, WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A DRAG? YOU AIN'T MY MOTHER."
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"WELL, I'M YOUR MOTHER..."
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"AND I DON'T WANT YOU SKIPPING SCHOOL TODAY."
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"LOOK, I HAD A LONG NIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MOM?"
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"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DIPLOMA TO GET. IT'S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER."
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"IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER THAT NO JEFFERSON EVER GOT BEFORE, AND YOU ARE GONNA GET ONE."
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"WHO WAS THAT AT THE DOOR? JENNY."
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"OH, JENNY, WITH THE LIGHT, WHITE DAD."
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"- WAS SHE COMING OR GOING? - GOING."
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"- GOOD. THEN I GOTTA GET DOWN TO WORK. - WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM HERE."
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"NOT NOW, WEEZY. I GOTTA GO. BYE."
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"WELL, THAT'S ONE GOOD THING I CAN SAY ABOUT YOUR FATHER."
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"HE'S NEVER TOO BUSY TO SAY GOOD-BYE."
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"MOM, WE AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM. YOUR SON IS SIMPLY GOING UP IN THE WORLD. THAT'S ALL."
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"SO DOES A BAGFUL OF HOT AIR."
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"WHAT YOU GETTING SO MAD ABOUT? I'M ONLY DOING WHAT POP SAID."
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"WHAT'S THE GOOD OF BEING RICH IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT POOR?"
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"GOOD NIGHT, MOM. GOOD NIGHT? WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?"
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"WHAT ABOUT IT? YOU ACT LIKE YOU WANT THAT DEGREE MORE THAN I DO."
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"I GOT A SPACE ON THE WALL ALL PICKED OUT FOR IT."
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"AND WHEN YOU BRING THAT DIPLOMA HOME,"
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"WE ARE GONNA MOUNT IT, WE ARE GONNA FRAME IT,"
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"AND IF WE CAN, WE'LL EVEN STUFF IT."
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"WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT... AND DON'T SAY IT, LIONEL."
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"YOU GOT MY LIFE ALL PLANNED OUT, DON'T YOU?"
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"WHAT? WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH?"
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"MAYBE I DON'T WANNA BE AN ENGINEER."
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"THERE AIN'T NO BIG HURRY TO DECIDE WHAT I DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE."
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"WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, LIONEL? NOTHING. WHY?"
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"YOU'RE FLYING A LITTLE TOO HIGH, MR. JET SET."
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"TIME TO COME DOWN TO EARTH. AND I DON'T WANT YOU SKIPPING SCHOOL ANYMORE EITHER."
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"THAT JUST COULD BE THE PROBLEM. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DROPPING OUT FOR A WHILE."
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"MAYBE INDEFINITELY. WHAT?"
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"AND THROW AWAY YOUR WHOLE FUTURE?"
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"NO, I'M NOT. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS TO DO IN THIS WORLD."
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"WHO KNOWS WHAT I COULD BE? WATCH OUT."
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"YOU MIGHT GO FROM A "COULD BE" TO A "HAS-BEEN"..."
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"WITHOUT EVER BEING AN "IS.""
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"HOW FAR DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET WITHOUT A COLLEGE DEGREE?"
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"WHO KNOWS? THERE'S A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES OUT THERE NOW."
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"I'D JUST LIKE TO TAKE A SHOT AT IT. AT WHAT?"
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"LIONEL, YOU NEED AN EDUCATION OUT THERE. YOU NEED BRAINS."
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"WELL, MAYBE YOU DO AND MAYBE YOU DON'T."
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"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
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"LOOK AT POP. HE MADE IT TO THE TOP WITHOUT AN EDUCATION."
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"MATTER OF FACT, HE MADE IT WITHOUT ANY BRAINS."
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"OH!"
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"WEEZY! OH!"
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"HEY, WEEZY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO CAME..."
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"OH, GOOD. WE'RE HAVING HANDKERCHIEF STEW TONIGHT."
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"WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT DID I DO NOW?"
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"NOTHING. THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
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"MY MOTHER WAS HERE TODAY, HUH?"
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"CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME? THIS SUIT AIN'T DRIP-DRY."
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"LOUISE!"
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"OH, GEORGE, I HIT HIM."
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"I HIT LIONEL. WHAT? WHY?"
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"I DON'T KNOW. ONE MINUTE WE WERE TALKING..."
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"AND THE NEXT MINUTE I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF."
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"OH, GEORGE, I FEEL TERRIBLE."
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"OH, COME ON, WEEZY. YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T HURT A FLY."
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"HE MUST'VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."
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"I'VE NEVER HIT HIM BEFORE. DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD MOTHER?"
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"WELL, DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU HIT HIM WITH."
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"ALL THE TIME HE WAS GROWING UP, I NEVER LAID A HAND ON HIM."
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"NO. YOU ALWAYS MADE ME DO IT."
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"OH, GEORGE, I'LL BET HE HATES ME NOW."
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"KIDS DON'T HATE THEIR PARENTS FOR HITTING THEM. LOOK AT ME."
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"YOU MEAN YOUR MOTHER HIT YOU? NEVER."
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"BUT MY FATHER, NOW, THERE WAS A PUNCHER."
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"'COURSE HE'D ONLY HIT YOU WHEN HE HAD A GOOD REASON."
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"LIKE IF YOU ASKED HIM TO PASS THE BUTTER. WHACK!"
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"IF YOU SAID "HELLO" WHEN HE WASN'T READY FOR IT, THAT WAS GOOD FOR TWO SHOTS."
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"AND ASKING HIM FOR MONEY... HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!"
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"INSTANT BLUE CROSS."
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"AND YOU DIDN'T HOLD IT AGAINST HIM?"
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"NO. ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVED THAT MAN."
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"I WOULDN'T GET WITHIN TEN FEET OF HIM, BUT I LOVED HIM."
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"OH, I STILL SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT LIONEL."
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"BUT HE MADE ME SO MAD WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT QUITTING SCHOOL."
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"QUITTING SCHOOL? AND THAT SUPERIOR ATTITUDE HE..."
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"WAIT. SAY THAT AGAIN. THAT SUPERIOR ATTITUDE..."
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"NO, NO. THE PART ABOUT QUITTING SCHOOL. WHO'S QUITTING SCHOOL?"
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"LIONEL. HE WAS TALKING... I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL TEAR HIM APART!"
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"WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THE IDEA OF QUITTING SCHOOL?"
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"FROM YOU? FROM ME?"
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"I TOLD YOU, GEORGE, IT'S THE MONEY."
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"IT'S MAKING US ALL DO THINGS WE NEVER DID BEFORE."
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"OH, I WISH WE DIDN'T HAVE IT. LOUISE."
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"SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT."
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