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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Whacking the Mole (S01E01)

How do you think I stay so trim?

"How do you think I stay so trim?"

Bob Hearts Abishola (2019)

[laughs]

"[laughs]"

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Doesn't that wake your husband?

"Doesn't that wake your husband?"

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If he woke up, I wouldn't have to dream about sex.

"If he woke up, I wouldn't have to dream about sex."

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Who's the lucky guy?

"Who's the lucky guy?"

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Or girl. In Nigeria, you go to jail for being gay,

"Or girl. In Nigeria, you go to jail for being gay,"

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but here they give you a talk show.

"but here they give you a talk show."

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All right, I'll tell you.

"All right, I'll tell you."

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My dreams have been about Bob.

"My dreams have been about Bob."

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Uh-uh. All the men in the world

"Uh-uh. All the men in the world"

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and that's who you have dreams about?

"and that's who you have dreams about?"

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Ah, I think he's kind of cute.

"Ah, I think he's kind of cute."

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Like a pasty Luther Vandross.

"Like a pasty Luther Vandross."

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[laughs] I would dream about Luther Vandross. Yeah.

"[laughs] I would dream about Luther Vandross. Yeah."

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[laughing]: Yeah.

"[laughing]: Yeah."

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It does not make sense.

"It does not make sense."

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I'm not interested in Bob that way.

"I'm not interested in Bob that way."

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Obviously, you are.

"Obviously, you are."

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At least parts of you are.

"At least parts of you are."

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You know, south of the border.[laughs]

"You know, south of the border.[laughs]"

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I don't care. I don't have time for romantic nonsense.

"I don't care. I don't have time for romantic nonsense."

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You make time when you are sleeping.

"You make time when you are sleeping."

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I need to stop meeting with him,

"I need to stop meeting with him,"

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then the dreams will go away.

"then the dreams will go away."

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Oh, no, no, no. That'll just make it worse.

"Oh, no, no, no. That'll just make it worse."

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Whatever feelings you have for this guy

"Whatever feelings you have for this guy"

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will just pop up somewhere else, like Whack-A-Mole.

"will just pop up somewhere else, like Whack-A-Mole."

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Whack-A-Mole?

"Whack-A-Mole?"

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What is Whack-A-Mole?

"What is Whack-A-Mole?"

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It's a game where you whack a mole

"It's a game where you whack a mole"

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and then another mole pops up.

"and then another mole pops up."

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That is a horrible game.

"That is a horrible game."

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They're not real moles.

"They're not real moles."

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Then why are you whacking them?

"Then why are you whacking them?"

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Okay, let's start over.

"Okay, let's start over."

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Whether you like it or not,

"Whether you like it or not,"

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you got something going on with the sock man.

"you got something going on with the sock man."

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Deal with it.

"Deal with it."

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Or you'll be whacking the mole.

"Or you'll be whacking the mole."

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Ah, now, that's a good way to get back to sleep.

"Ah, now, that's a good way to get back to sleep."

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[both laughing]

"[both laughing]"

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CHRISTINA: So, Douglas and I decided,

"CHRISTINA: So, Douglas and I decided,"

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why pay for an advertising agency

"why pay for an advertising agency"

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when we can come up with our own campaign?

"when we can come up with our own campaign?"

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Okay, taking the initiative; I like it.

"Okay, taking the initiative; I like it."

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But not just another sales pitch,

"But not just another sales pitch,"

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something that separates us from the other manufacturers

"something that separates us from the other manufacturers"

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and maybe does a little good.

"and maybe does a little good."

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Wow, sure, why not?

"Wow, sure, why not?"

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Douglas...

"Douglas..."

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Bob, we want to take out full-page ads

"Bob, we want to take out full-page ads"

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in all the industry trades, major newspapers,

"in all the industry trades, major newspapers,"

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glossy magazines and social media

"glossy magazines and social media"

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with what we think is a bold new approach

"with what we think is a bold new approach"

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to selling compression socks.

"to selling compression socks."

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MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery...

"MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery..."

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BOTH: We're sorry.

"BOTH: We're sorry."

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Okay, you lost me.

"Okay, you lost me."

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Wh-What are we apologizing for?

"Wh-What are we apologizing for?"

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Christina.

"Christina."

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Bob, look around the room.

"Bob, look around the room."

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What do you see?

"What do you see?"

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Yeah, I don't want to do that, just tell me.

"Yeah, I don't want to do that, just tell me."

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White face.

"White face."

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White face, white face.

"White face, white face."

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Everywhere you look, white face.

"Everywhere you look, white face."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Is it okay?

"Is it okay?"

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Or is it systemic, generational racism?

"Or is it systemic, generational racism?"

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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We're a small family business.

"We're a small family business."

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It's not our fault we're white.

"It's not our fault we're white."

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Oh, I think it is.

"Oh, I think it is."

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Hang on a second.

"Hang on a second."

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Half the people on that warehouse floor

"Half the people on that warehouse floor"

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are people of color.

"are people of color."

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Now, what about them?

"Now, what about them?"

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Oh, you mean your field hands?

"Oh, you mean your field hands?"

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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Uncomfortable?

"Uncomfortable?"

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You should be.

"You should be."

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No, I shouldn't.

"No, I shouldn't."

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And how is any of this apologizing

"And how is any of this apologizing"

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gonna help us sell socks?

"gonna help us sell socks?"

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It tells both our industry

"It tells both our industry"

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and the public at large that we get it.

"and the public at large that we get it."

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That we're woke.

"That we're woke."

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That we sell compressionsocks,

"That we sell compressionsocks,"

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not oppressionsocks.

"not oppressionsocks."

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I don't know what to say.

"I don't know what to say."

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We just need $200,000 for the campaign.

"We just need $200,000 for the campaign."

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Now I know what to say.

"Now I know what to say."

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[phone ringing]

"[phone ringing]"

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Excuse me a minute.

"Excuse me a minute."

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Hey. I was just about to head out

"Hey. I was just about to head out"

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and pick up our teas.

"and pick up our teas."

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Bob, I am-- I'm sorry. I cannot see you today.

"Bob, I am-- I'm sorry. I cannot see you today."

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The hospital is very busy.

"The hospital is very busy."

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Oh, that's a shame.

"Oh, that's a shame."

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Yes, it is a shame.

"Yes, it is a shame."

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Uh, in fact, I might not be able to see you

"Uh, in fact, I might not be able to see you"

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for quite a long time.

"for quite a long time."

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Really? Why's that?

"Really? Why's that?"

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I-I have to work double shifts.

"I-I have to work double shifts."

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It's, uh...

"It's, uh..."

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uh, car accident season.

"uh, car accident season."

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What?

"What?"

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Okay, I-I guess I'll see you when I see you.

"Okay, I-I guess I'll see you when I see you."

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Yes. When you see me, you see me.

"Yes. When you see me, you see me."

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But not before then.

"But not before then."

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Smooth.

"Smooth."

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Uh, bye-bye.

"Uh, bye-bye."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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You okay?

"You okay?"

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Not really.

"Not really."

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I think Abishola just dumped me.

"I think Abishola just dumped me."

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What'd you do?

"What'd you do?"

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I didn't do anything.

"I didn't do anything."

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Oh, Bob. You're a rich, middle-aged white man.

"Oh, Bob. You're a rich, middle-aged white man."

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You've done plenty.

"You've done plenty."

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