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Clips from Seinfeld - The Hamptons (S05E05)

"The thing about birthday parties..."
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"...is that the first and last party you have are quite similar."
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"You just kind of sit there."
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"You're the least excited person at the party."
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"You don't even realize that there is a party."
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"You don't know what's going on."
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"Both birthday parties, people have to help you..."
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"...blow out the candles. You don't even know why you're doing it."
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"What is this ritual? What is going on?"
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"It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather..."
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"...your friends together for you."
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"Sometimes they're not your friends. They make the judgment."
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"They bring them in, and they tell you, "These are your friends."
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"Tell them, 'Thank you for coming to my birthday party. "'"
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"These are great. Just great."
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"Really great. Really, really great. Don't you think so, Elaine?"
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"Yeah. Really great."
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"A coffee table book about coffee tables."
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"How did you come up with this idea?"
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"It was there."
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"Look at this one. It's saying, "I'm a coffee table."
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"Put some coffee on me. The hotter the better. That's what I'm here for.""
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"You know, actually, I've got some work I've got to do."
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"How about if the book came with these little foldout legs..."
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"...so the book itself becomes a coffee table?"
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"That is a great idea."
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"Really, really great."
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"And that coffee table is saying, "Put some coffee on me.""
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"I'd like to put some coffee on her. Hot, scalding coffee..."
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"...right in her face. I swear, this is like working with a contestant..."
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"...from The Price Is Right."
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"Yeah, that's real interesting."
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"Listen, tell me if you think this is funny."
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""Men definitely hit the remote more than women."
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"Men don't care what's on TV. Men only care what else is on TV."
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"Women wanna see what the show is before they change the channel..."
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"...because men hunt and women nest.""
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"Yeah, it's funny. I don't know."
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"You don't know? Come on, that's gold."
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"- Well, I don't know about gold. - Oh, that's gold, baby."
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"- "Baby"? Are you doing George now? - I was saying " baby" before George."
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"Don't ask me any more questions..."
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"...about jokes. It puts pressure on me."
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"Leonard Christian's gonna be there."
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"Yeah? Who's he?"
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"A writer from Entertainment Weekly. I would like to have a good show."
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"- Danke schön, my little dumplings. - Hi."
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"- Hey, how about that Toby? - Yeah, how about her?"
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"She's a package full of energy."
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"- She's a package full of something. - And that something is life."
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"You got to meet her. She's brimming with positivity."
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"- Oh, please. - Hey."
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"- Are you performing tomorrow? - Yeah."
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"Great. I'm gonna bring Toby."
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"You better laugh. I'm being reviewed."
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"- Leonard Christian's gonna be there. - She's a great laugher."
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"Yeah. She's a great laugher, Jerry."
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""Really, really great.""
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"Want to sit with George? He's coming with Robin."
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"- Is that the waitress from the club? - Yeah."
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"- Is she bringing her kid too? - She's got a kid?"
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"You should see George get along with this kid."
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"What are you doing under there? Stop that."
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"Don't eat that. That's not food."
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"- He's sucking down Equal packets. - Do you think 25 kids is too much?"
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"Twenty-five kids for his birthday party?"
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"Don't put your tongue on the floor. He's putting his tongue on the floor."
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"Here, here. Have some more sugar packets."
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"So, what about entertainment?"
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"- Should I get Barney? - No Barney."
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"- Maybe a clown. - How about Bozo?"
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"Who's Bozo?"
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"Who's Bozo? Bozo the Clown. That's who Bozo is."
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"When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none."
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"- George. - With the orange hair..."
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"- ...the big clown shirt with the ruffles. - George."
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"- A TV show, he had cartoons. - George!"
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"Forget Bozo, George. Bozo's out."
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"He's finished. It's over for Bozo."
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"When I was a kid, we didn't have these parties..."
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"...with catered food and entertainment."
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"I remember my seventh birthday party."
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"Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles!"
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"I said blow out the damn candles!"
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"- Stop it, Frank! You're killing him! - Blow out the candles!"
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"Well, this time, you can blow out the candles."
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"No, I have asthma. Ben. Ben!"
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"Hi."
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"- Hi, Toby. - How are you doing today?"
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"Fine."
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"- How are you? - Oh, I'm great. Just great."
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"Really great."
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"- Hey, did you hear about Bob Rosen? - No."
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"He's going to Knopf. He's going to be a vice president."
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"Knopf? Really?"
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"Boy, that means there's an opening here for..."
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"...senior editor. Has Lippman hired anyone?"
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"No. I hear he wants to promote someone in-house."
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"- Really? - Maybe it'll be you."
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"- Well- - You really deserve it."
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"- Well- - I mean, you have experience..."
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"...seniority, Lippman really respects your opinion."
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"Well..."
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"- Hey, it could be you. - No."
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"- No, really. - Really? You think so?"
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"- Sure. - Boy, wouldn't that be exciting?"
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"- Stranger things have happened. - Me, a senior editor. I'd like that."
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"You shouldn't get your hopes up."
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"Well, it's a possibility. Like you said..."
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"...stranger things have happened. Thank you, Elaine. Thank you."
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"- Hey, Ronnie. - Hey."
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"Can I have a club soda?"
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"- Going on tonight? - Yeah."
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"- You? - Yeah."
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"- You know, Leonard Christian's here. - I know."
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"Can I ask you something? Are my nostrils getting bigger?"
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"- I don't think so. - Are you sure?"
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"Take a look. Do they seem a little bigger?"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"Is it possible for nostrils to expand?"
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