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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sexy Dance Fighting (S01E01)

"Jairo says if there's any capoeira inside me..."
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"he'll find it with enough classes."
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"- Jairo knows a lot about life. - Mmm."
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"- Jairo says he can hypnotize animals. - Shh."
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"But only if they want to be hypnotized-"
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"Tina, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"- Which they almost always do. - Tina!"
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"Jairo says toothpaste insults your teeth."
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"[Sighs] Tina, go to bed."
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"-[Snoring] - Jairo only needs two hours of sleep a night..."
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"'cause he regulates his heart."
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"Tina, get out."
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"- Jairo sleeps with his eyes open. - Tina!"
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"[ Jairo] Okay. Just follow my lead."
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"[ Grunts] Brazil!"
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"[ Grunts] Brazil!"
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"[ Jairo] Class is over."
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"We now have an hour of open practice time..."
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"which is completely optional unless you're serious about capoeira."
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Grunting Continues]"
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"Oh, I'm definitely staying."
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"[ Sighs] Tina is supposed to be here to cover the grill."
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"- It's after 4:30. - She's at a kookaburra class."
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"Dad, the grill is doing that thing again."
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"[ Groans]"
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"What is your problem with fire?"
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"You know what? Go. Go away."
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"Go down and collect trash and bring it to the Dumpster."
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"Does it have to be from around here, or can we go anywhere?"
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"- Just go. - Yeah! - Yay!"
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"- Trash! Trash! - Trash time! Trash time!"
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"[ Gene ] Yesterday I found a necklace."
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"It's time for my afternoon meeting, you know, in the bathroom."
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"- Your 4:30 meeting? - Yeah, my 4:30."
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"- So go. -[sighs 1 No."
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"Tina made a commitment to be here at a certain time."
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"I'm going clown there to remind her that she has a job here"
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"Wait. What about your meeting?"
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"- Well, I'm postponing it today. - Bob, you can't do that."
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"I'm gonna set a time for 10:30 tonight."
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"This is why I tell you, Bob..."
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"just have little meetings throughout the day..."
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"instead of one big one. Little poops."
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"Ugh! Oh!"
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"- That is horrible. Wash your feet. - I have an infection."
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"Tina. Tine. Psst, psst, psst."
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"Dad, What are you doing here?"
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"You're supposed to be back at work, Tina..."
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"to cover me for my, uh, 4:30 meeting."
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"Dad!"
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"Oh, I don't want to take off my shoes."
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"I'm just picking up my daughter Tina."
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"Oh, you are Tina's father. Olá."
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"My name is Jairo, like “gyrate.""
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"Oy. Mine- Mine's Bob."
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"Are you sure you don't want to stick around?"
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"I enjoy helping elderly men repair their aging bodies."
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"Thanks, but I got a job I gotta get back to, and so does Tina."
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"- Plus, I don't really dance. - Although capoeira incorporates elements of dance..."
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"it is a highly dangerous form of martial arts."
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"[Chuckling] Right. I'm sure it is."
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"It seems like a great way to stay in shape, like Jazzercise."
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"- Not... like Jazzercise. - Whatever you say."
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"Class, would you like to see a demonstration?"
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"Come on. Tina, let's go right now."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Okay, okay. I saw your movie. it's very cute."
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"- Ponytail! - Hey! You cant do that."
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"You just hit me with your hair."
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"- Ponytail! - Stop that!"
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"-[Groans] - Uh-oh."
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"- [Students Clapping] - Dad, let's go. Come on."
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"- Give me a second here. - What about your meeting?"
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"I just had my meeting."
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"- Right now? - Mm-hmm."
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"Uh- [ Panting]"
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"Don't. Don't."
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"- What do we do? - Grab me that flag."
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"No, Dad. [ Groans]"
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"Tina, we're gonna get out of here"
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"All right? Just let me think. Shh!"
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"All right. I got an idea."
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"- You go into the corner and yell. - What?"
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"Go in the corner and start yelling you're having a heart attack..."
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"- and I'll run out. - Okay."
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"- Go. Go. - Okay."
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"- Fast. Wait. Come back. - I'm having a heart- What?"
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"Don't- Shh! Don't do that."
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"- It's a dumb idea. - Dad!"
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"I'm so embarrassed."
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"Oh! Oh, are you?"
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"I'm sorry 'cause I'm not embarrassed at all because I just pooped my pants."
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"I would do this every day if I could, Tina."
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"[ Linda] No, no. He's in the shower now."
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"Well, sometimes it's hard to feel clean..."
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"after something like that happens. It's very embarrassing."
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"Okay, kids, your father is very tender right now, all right?"
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"Whatever you do, do not mention What happened today at Tina's class."
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"Just act normal."
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"- So you pooped your pants! - Linda, let's not talk about it."
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"Wasn't a fair fight. He's younger, and he's cute and strong."
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"- Linda, this isn't helpful. - Hey, when you got to go, you got to go."
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"Linda, stop. Are you on the phone with Ginger?"
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"No."
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"I got to go. [ Laughs]"
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"I’m sorry!"
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"Bobby, I'm not laughing at you."
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"I was thinking about Ginger's dead cat again."
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"Dad, Dad, Dad."
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"- Yes, Louise? - Dad, hi."
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"Did you know that it only takes two pounds of pressure..."
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"to drive someone's nose bone into their brain?"
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"- That's- What? - Two pounds. That's it, Dad."
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"Why are you telling me this, Louise?"
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"[ Growling] Revenge."
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"- Revengeourine, revengeourine, revengeourine. - Cut it out, Gene."
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"All right, listen, everybody."
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"What happened today is in the past..."
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"and we're never gonna talk about it again, ever"
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