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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sexy Dance Fighting (S01E01)

"Tina, if you're gonna lay on the floor..."
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"at least roll around so I don't have to mop up later."
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"- What's wrong with Tina? - Puberty."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"She's pubing out right now pretty bad."
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"Jordan Sturman moved away..."
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"and now I'll never play kickball with him again."
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"- Oh, you should kill yourself. - Yeah!"
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"Gene and Louise, be nice. - Oh, you should kill yourself. - Yeah!"
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"Gene and Louise, be nice."
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"You're gonna go through adolescence too, you know."
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"Like that? Oh, sick!"
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"- Is she contagious? - You shut up, Mom!"
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"- Watch it. - You can't hurt me. I'm already dead."
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"- Can I have your mustache, then? - It's only one hair."
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"- It's the beginning of a great thing. - It's a huge hair."
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"I can't cut it. [Linda] it's beautiful."
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"Leave her alone. You're beautiful, Tina."
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"Let me pull it out. Let me put my foot on your chest."
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"Gene, get off. Enough."
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"Come on, Gene. Let's go have a childhood."
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"My heart."
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"- My heart. - Shh, sweetie."
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"I'm on the phone. Ginger is very upset."
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"[ Laughs] Go on, Ginger."
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"What? [ Laughs]"
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"- No! - Come on, Tina. Get up."
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"- You're on the grill. - Why?"
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"Come on. Cheer up, you know? We're having fun."
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"- We are? - Yeah."
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"Plus, it's father-daughter time."
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"Why don't Gene and Louise have to have fun like this?"
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"Tina, you're the oldest, and you have added responsibilities here."
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"Like on Saturday mornings, for example, you're on the grill."
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"I can't trust them on the grill. You know that."
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"I mean, fire comes out of it."
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"[ Laughs] I know. it's awful."
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"All right. Bye."
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"Ginger's cat died, but in a really funny way."
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"[Laughing]"
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"-[Bell Rings] - Tina!"
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"We just saw the most amazing thing ever"
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"This might be the best day of my life..."
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"besides the day you kids were born."
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"Words can't explain this. You just have to see it."
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"Come with us. Come on, Tina!"
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"I can't. Dad won’t let me leave work- I mean, fun."
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"He won’t let me leave fun father-daughter time."
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"You fell for that?"
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"That's not a real thing."
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"- Come with us. - Aw, Bob, let her go."
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"All right, fine, but you're gonna miss when I scrape off the grill."
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"It's the best part of the clay, although today has been pretty slow"
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"so there's not gonna be as much gunk as there-"
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"-[Bell Rings] - Oh. Everyone's gone."
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"Oh."
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"Ow"
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"Oh!"
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"Aren't you supposed to lead someone who's blindfolded?"
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"It would ruin the surprise."
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"- Where are we going? - At first, we thought it was a break dancing class..."
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"and then we thought it was a special-needs class."
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"Now we think it might be a special-needs break dancing class."
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"- Also, it's Brazilian- - Slash, hilarious."
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"- Sounds interesting. - Stupid?"
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"Oh, it's even more stupid than you could possibly imagine."
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"Just wait till we get near it."
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"They take off their shoes..."
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"so when they open the door, the whole block smells like feet."
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"Feet that have been cooked in feet."
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"Yes!"
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"[ Gene] Still funny. [Laughs]"
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"Oh! Ooh. Ooh."
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"Can you smell that? That's just what's coming through the walls."
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"[Sniffs]"
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"It smells exotic, like ranch dressing."
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"Whoa! He's beautiful."
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"That's a man?"
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"- Where are you going? - I'm signing up for that class."
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"- What? Why? - Ow."
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"Don't open the door!"
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"The smell will kill us all!"
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"-[Grunting] - Let me go."
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"- Let go of me. - No! - No!"
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"Oh! The feet smell."
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"The feet smell."
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"- It's capoeira. - Capo-what'?"
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"Tina, are you really sure you want to do this?"
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"Yes, Dad. [ Grunts]"
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"Wait till you see it. Jairo is amazing. I have a DVD."
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"Oh, by the way, I need 14.95 for the DVD."
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"Wait. What? What's “gyro”?"
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"[ Grunts]"
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"Olá. My name is Jairo."
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"Welcome to the world of capoeira."
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"Capoeira is the most seductive form of self-defense."
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"It combines peacefulness, fighting and cardio in perfect harmony"
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"Capoeira is breathtaking..."
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"but it is also breath-giving."
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"[Blows]"
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"You can advance through the stages..."
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"by earning different colored cords at the troca de cordoes."
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"Wow, I thought maybe you were doing it Wrong..."
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"but that's actually What it looks like."
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"They're bringing the tambourine back."
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"That's a pandeiro, a Brazilian frame drum."
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"It's a tambourine. I'm gonna get mine."
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"Those guys don't know how to shake it."
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"I don't get it. I mean, What am I looking at here?"
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"What is it? ls it some kind of dancing?"
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"- What is it? - Jairo says it's not dancing."
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"- It's a deadly form of street fighting. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, you don't need some male model to teach you how to fight."
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"That's What dads are for."
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"Come on. I'll show you some stuff. Box with your old man, huh?"
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"Tambourine! Tambourine!"
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"There you go. Just got to-"
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"- There it is. -[Groans]"
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"Whoa, Tina."
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"Good fight. Good fight. That was fun to Watch."
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