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Clips from God's Favorite Idiot (2022) - B-Minus (S01E01)

"I'd love it if you two would stop screaming obscenities at each other."
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"Frisbee, look directly at Tom and tell him to fuck off."
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"No, I'm not-- I'm not gonna do that."
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"Yes. Don't walk away!"
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"I am late for a budget call."
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"That's a lie. That's not true!"
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"God, he runs like a giant toddler. Why doesn't he move his arms?"
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"I don't know. [laughs]"
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"Um…"
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"[quietly] You know, this is probably not a good time, but I just wanted to--"
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"-I cannot hear a word you're saying. -Oh. I was trying to keep my volume low"
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"because other people were hearing and… [whispers] Alexa's listening."
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"Your volume was internal. It was not audible."
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"Got it. This is more of a personal, um… thing."
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"I just was wondering, um, if you'd like to go out sometime?"
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"But with-- but with me, though? Um… I--"
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"I ask because I think you're really nice, and you're, um…"
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"you're very… you're very lovely,"
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"um, and you're-- you're very bold."
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"And also, in a non-harassment way,"
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"in the workplace, I wanted just to say that I think you're not ugly."
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"-Oh. -Phew. In an attractiveness way."
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"Ooh, that's not it. That is not it."
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"You basically just called me a dude."
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"And an ugly dude."
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"Perhaps we could imagine I'm doing this better."
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"Could we pretend, perhaps, that I'm a Brad Pitt? I don't know him."
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"I should call him Bradley Pitt. Could we pretend I'm Bradley Pitt"
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"doing this how he would do it, like Bradley Pitt is inside my body?"
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"Oh, that's… Okay."
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"-Nope. No. No, Bradley-- -It's a different visual."
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"He's not… Yeah, he's not there, and, uh…"
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"Just, let's wipe our slate clean of that."
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"I feel that if I keep talking, I can dig my way out of this."
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"I don't think there's a shovel on the planet that can facilitate"
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"the amount of digging you need."
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"You know what this makes me think of, or reminds me of,"
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"is kind of like… like a quiet meteor, just kind of screaming towards the Earth."
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"And you know it's gonna hit. It's definite. Death is coming."
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"But it's not gonna happen for, like, 18 months,"
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"so just that torture is dragged out,"
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"uh, almost forever, it feels like."
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"That's-- that's what it makes me think of."
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"I'm so deeply sorry."
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"So, 7:00 tonight?"
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"Oh, what? You wanna go?"
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"Yeah, sounds fun."
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"Cool!"
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"[elevator dings]"
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"Cheeky Clark. I can't believe that he finally asked you out."
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"Nobody believes I saw him glow, but I did, and I'm gonna get some answers."
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"Plus, he's got a great can."
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"-Does he? -Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Whoa, we gotta pump the brakes. "Can," uh, is short for buttocks."
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"And "buttocks" is not allowed. It's inappropriate work conversation."
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"I didn't say "buttocks." You said "buttocks." You took it weird."
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"-Uh, you-- -Did you tell Tom to fuck off yet?"
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"[scoffs] If we can't say "can," we can't say F-word, so no."
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"Can you tell Tom's buttocks to fuck off?"
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"-Frisbee? -You know what? I, uh…"
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"-I can't hear you, because I'm too far-- -[loud crash]"
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"-[yelps] Oh! -[clattering]"
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"[Frisbee] Oh no! Oh no!"
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"It's okay. I have… I have drop foot 'cause I have a damaged femoral tendon."
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"I'm in physical therapy, so it's fine."
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"-[wails] -You okay, Frisbee?"
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"I don't even think it's that. I think it's my ACL."
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"No, no, it's my foot."
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"Ooh, she's cramping up!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"-What are you gonna wear? -[Frisbee groaning]"
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"I'm gonna try a middle part."
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"-That'll be cute. -Yeah."
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"-I love that for you. -We're good. We're good."
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"Whew! Whew!"
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"I still can't believe you don't drink at all."
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"[laughs] Me neither."
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"That was such a weird thing to say. I'm sorry. I don't--"
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"That made no sense. I think I'm just a little nervous."
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"Anyway, I wanted to say early, if it's okay,"
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"uh, just in case at some point in the evening, you wanna flee or anything…"
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"-Okay. -…that I appreciate you going out with me."
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"I know it's not a favor, but I'm just super--"
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"I'm super glad that you said yes and that we're here."
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"I like that you say shit that should embarrass you but it doesn't."
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"Thank you. I… You know…"
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"I think I just say what's on my mind."
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"Maybe that's just, like, a product of having no game."
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"No, your game is that you have no game."
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"Oh, thank you for that. I'll take it. Thank you."
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"And who knows? I mean, maybe you did us a favor."
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"Maybe if you had asked me out, you know, back then and we would have gone out,"
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"it could've gone terribly."
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"We could've been, like, violently murdered,"
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"or stabbed, or like, you know,"
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"-drowned, like, bound, gagged… -Whoa."
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"Assaulted, thrown in a lake, pegged."
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"So maybe you changed our destiny for the better."
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"So, I guess, thank you."
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"Well, I'm just happy that, uh… that didn't happen…"
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"-Yeah. -And that we're here tonight."
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"Hi. Do you guys have any questions at all, or ready to order?"
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"Uh, I will have the tuna tartare,"
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"and I would love three more of the little tiny, uh, tequila drinks, please."
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"So three tequila shots?"
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"No. No, no, no, no. Not tequila shots."
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"I want, um, these little drinking vessels"
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"to have tequila put inside of them, making a tequila drink."
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"Or if this were "Bar-thelona," I would thay, uh…"
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""Treth bambinoth.""
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"The three babies."
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"The three babies. Treth bambinoth, por favor-th."
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"I'll have those simultaneously."
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"And it's fine, 'cause I'm not on a beta blocker tonight."
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"-Oh good. -Yeah."
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"-Wait, what? -Hmm?"
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"-You ready? -[Clark] Yes, absolutely."
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"I think I'll order the chicken, but I have a question,"
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"which is, is it on a rotisserie overnight, or is it just for a few hours?"
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"There's a question behind the question before you even answer the first question."
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