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Clips from Mars Needs Moms

"Yeah."
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"See, all these Martians care about is order and discipline."
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"What was that one about?"
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"Just tell me what they're gonna do to my mom."
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"All right."
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"Right up there."
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"You see, they have this memory extraction machine."
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"It takes the discipline out of the mom"
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"and it puts it into the Nanny-bots."
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"It works on some kind of solar-wind focusing system."
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"And when the sun rises..."
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"...they extract what they need to program the Nanny-bots, and that's it."
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"OK? That's it."
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"Wait. So my mom is gonna lose all her memories?"
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"Yeah, something like that."
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"No, that... that can't happen."
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"- We've gotta save her! - Well, that's impossible,"
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"- so, like, get over it and move on. - But we've gotta try."
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"- We've gotta try! - This, my friend,"
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"is a Martian wristwatch."
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"You see the bars here? Counts down to sunrise."
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"So you must have about 6.93 Earth hours left."
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"Less than seven hours? That's all?"
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"Let's say that, for the sake of argument,"
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"that we do, we disguise you."
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"And we use all this awesome spy gear"
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"to guide you up to the surface."
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"Those Martians, man, they... They're gonna spot you."
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"They're gonna chase you and shoot at you and... and... and..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I think it's a brilliant idea."
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"But you just said they're gonna shoot at me."
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"What? Oh, hey. What you talking about, "shoot"? "Shoot"? That's crazy talk."
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"- That's what you said. - Who said that?"
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"Someone say he's gonna shoot at him? What are you talking about, brother?"
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"No one's shooting at anybody. Don't even sweat it."
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"You trust me. This is gonna be great."
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"No, you know what?"
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"As a matter of fact, this is gonna be..."
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"...Gribbletastic. Yeah!"
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"I don't know, Gribble. Are you sure this is gonna work?"
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"Yeah, dude. It's gonna be awesome."
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"That disguise totally rocks. Trust me, you're gonna blend right in."
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"Even the SISS won't spot you."
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"The SISS? What's the SISS?"
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"Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention them."
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"They're the Supervisor's Secret Security."
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"They're the ones in the black uniforms."
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"But I'll take care of them, man. Don't worry about it."
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"Anything else you "forgot to mention"?"
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"What? No. What're you... Me?"
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"Dude, honest Injun, man. We're in this together."
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"Once he gets up top, he's gonna give himself away."
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"They're gonna chase him halfway around Mars,"
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"and I'm gonna save his butt."
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"And he's gonna be so totally grateful. It's gonna be so cool."
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"Give me a break."
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"OK, OK. So, it's a... it's a fib,"
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"but it's for his own good, man."
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"After this, he'll stay down here, where it's safe."
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"OK, go ahead."
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"Dude, you march like a girl! Which is kind of perfect."
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"There's that bleached-prune lady again. Who is that?"
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"That's the Supervisor. She's like the school lunch lady,"
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"only with the power to execute you on sight."
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"Man, Mars needs Botox."
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"Don't mess with her. She runs everything around here."
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"Gribble, are you seeing this?"
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"Yeah, man. Those tags are so cool."
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"I don't know who does 'em, but the Supervisor hates 'em."
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"Oh, hey, look sharp, man."
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"You see that tall building up ahead? That's the Citadel."
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"Your mom's up at the top."
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"You get up there and get your mom."
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"I am gonna program the ship"
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"and make it repeat its last Earth mission, and then, boom!"
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"You're through the wormhole and home in time for Pop-Tarts. OK? Easy."
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"TwoCat, this is it, man. They're gonna spot him here for sure."
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"Stop it. Don't look at me like that."
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"I'm gonna take care of him."
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"Check it out, all right?"
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"When he gets to the checkpoint gate, he's gonna trigger the alarm,"
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"the guards'll close in, I'm gonna press this button."
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"The cleaning hatch is gonna open, gonna drop down to the maintenance floor,"
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"where he can escape down the trash chute. See? It's very simple."
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"OK. It'll all be fine."
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"But if anything, you know, weird or unexpected happens,"
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"just run like crazy, OK?"
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"You see?"
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"Totally in my control."
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"I pushed the wrong one. Oh, my gosh!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"Gribble, where are they taking me?"
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"OK, just give me a minute."
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"Don't have an aneurysm."
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"Oh, man, OK, you're going up, and that's not good."
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"I thought I wanted to go up?"
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"Well, yes and no."
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"This is a very, very bad up."
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"OK, OK, OK... don't panic."
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"- Get ready. - For what?"
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"How about running, for starters? Go, go, go, go!"
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"And he's off! Yes! Finally."
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"Gribble! Which way now?"
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"- Dang, I'm good! - Gribble!"
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"I'm a tie-dye, superfly Catch me on the other side"
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"Tart-choppin', body-poppin'..."
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"Gribble! Stop being such an idiot and tell me which way!"
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"Did you just call me an idiot?"
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"Which way? I'm lost here!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"I think that you have to apologise now."
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"Gribble!"
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"I'm waiting."
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"All right, all right, I'm sorry!"
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"Apology accepted. Go left."
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"No, no, no, no, not that left! Not that left, not that left!"
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"Back up, man!"
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"- Turn it down, Gribble! - TwoCat, turn off your alarm!"
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"What is going on here? TwoCat?"
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