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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pilot (S01E01)

"Don't worry. I can print more."
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"Leslie is unique."
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"Government work can beat you down."
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"I would say that I lost my optimism about government in about two months."
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"Leslie's kept hers for six years."
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"I've got a few rules about how to survive and prosper in a government job,"
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"and I think I'm about to break one of those rules."
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"I want you to give Lot 48 to Leslie"
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"so she can try to build a park."
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"Why should I?"
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"You owe me one, remember?"
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"Do you want to cash in for this?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"So this was built in 1935. It's called Pioneer Hall."
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"And a little trivia,"
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"it is one of the first structures in America to ever have locks."
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"Wow!"
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"Oh, yeah. This is our crown jewel."
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"It's one of our best murals."
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"It depicts the very famous battle at Conega Creek."
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"We have a lot of children visit,"
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"so often we have to cover up the more gruesome parts with a poster."
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"That is horrifying."
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"Yes, it is."
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"So, what do you want to see? The DMV? Animal control?"
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"- Or we could... - Leslie!"
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"We did it. Ron's approved our committee."
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"Oh, my God. That's great!"
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"- That's so great. - That's so exciting!"
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"This is huge."
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"I'm barely 34,"
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"and I've already landed a Parks Department exploratory subcommittee."
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"I'm a rocket ship."
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"- Leslie. I just heard the news. - Hey."
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"- Isn't it great? - Congratulations."
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"Thank you. I'm so excited. It's exciting, isn't it?"
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"- It is. - Yeah."
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"Should I call a press conference now, or..."
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"- Yeah, call one. Definitely. - I would."
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"Every now and then we have these little gatherings,"
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"and Leslie gets plastered."
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"One time I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll-Up."
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"She one time made out with the water-delivery guy in her office."
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"On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman."
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"Not Batgirl. Batman."
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"And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside."
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"And it is my favorite thing in the world."
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"You know what? America is awesome."
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"It's so full of hope and small towns"
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"and big cities and real people"
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"and delicious beverages and hot guys."
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"You just never know when opportunity is gonna strike."
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"- Yeah. - You gotta be ready for it."
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"- Yeah. - Are you excited?"
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"Definitely am. Fired up."
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"- Yeah! - I'm really fired up."
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"I... You know they say that democracy or whatever"
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"only works when people get involved? Well, I'm getting involved."
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"So I am gonna make a vow now"
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"that I will do whatever it takes to get this pit filled in."
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"Even if it takes two months."
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"Soul sista, soul sista Gonna get your phone, sista"
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"Yeah. Sweet Lady Marmalard"
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"I've created this office..."
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"as a symbol of how I feel about government."
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"This sawed-off shotgun belonged to a local bootlegger."
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"People who come in here to ask me for things"
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"have to stare right down the barrel."
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"Did you guys get a grant to do this?"
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"This is my basketball court."
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"I don't want to see any double dribble."
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"I don't want to see any three-second violations."
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