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Clips from Derry Girls - Halloween (S03E03)

"Let's kick things off with today's phone-in competition."
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"So, with Halloween night less than a week away,"
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"we want to know the festival's original name."
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"What did the ancient Celts call Halloween?"
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"If you think you know the answer, give us a buzz on 418352."
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"I tell you who'd know that."
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"Kitty Reilly."
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"Really? Her son's in the ancient Celts."
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"Her son plays for Celtic."
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"Sure, this is what I'm saying."
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"Anything? This is for Erin."
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"Oh, private and confidential."
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"Will I stick the kettle on and we'll steam it open, Mary?"
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"That's actually a criminal offence, Sarah."
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"Your face should be a criminal offence."
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"Oh, morning, Joe."
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"I'm not going to steam open my daughter's mail."
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"Come on now, Sarah. As if I have time for that."
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"National Insurance card."
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"Is that all?"
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"Honest to God. Is yours any more exciting?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"What?"
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"Jesus Christ! I don't believe this!"
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"What the hell is it?"
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"Is there something you want to tell us, Sarah?"
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"I'm thinking of going blonde."
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"No, Sarah."
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"I know what you're going to say. It'll totally wash me out."
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"Sarah... But with a couple of warm low-lights, I really think..."
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"Are you engaged to Ciaran?"
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"What? What?"
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"12th of November."
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"Why is that date familiar?"
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"Oh, I wonder."
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"I've booked to see Bjorn Again."
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"Have to give this a miss."
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"You're going to give your own engagement party a miss?"
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"Well, now, to be fair, as ABBA tribute acts go,"
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"they're the best in the country. They really are the genuine article."
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"Except, by definition, they're not. They're a tribute act."
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"You're an arsehole act!"
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"Are you engaged to Ciaran, Sarah?"
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"Why do you keep asking that?"
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"Because that's an invitation to your engagement party."
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"Oh, God, aye, so it is."
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"I think I know what's happened there."
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"Do you mind filling the rest of us in?"
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"Well, two Fridays ago, Ciaran came to pick me up from dancercise."
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"I'm gasping, I mean, I've a mouth on me like Gandhi's flip-flop."
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"I tell him you need to stop at the shop and grab me a Calypso,"
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"but he says he has a better idea,"
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"and he pulls over, and he whips out..."
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"Whips out what? What does he whip out?"
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"This ring."
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"And he asks me if I'd do him the honour of accepting it."
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"And you did?"
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"Well, I knew the stone would restrict me"
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"a fair bit, nail polish wise."
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"I mean, red's out for a start."
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"Christ almighty."
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"And I'm wondering if me taking this ring has somehow led Ciaran"
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"to think I'd agreed to marry him."
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"I'd say there's a chance it did, yeah."
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"What a nightmare."
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"I'm not even that into him, to be honest."
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"Not your fault, love."
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"These bloody fellas, they only hear what they want to hear."
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"You have to tell him, Sarah."
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"Do you think? Yes."
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"But I don't have to give the ring back, do I?"
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"Mammy, do you remember you said"
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"we could get an advance on our birthday money,"
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"if we had a good enough reason?"
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"I didn't say that."
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"Mmm-hmm. Orla."
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"RECORDING: All right, all right, I suppose you could get an advance"
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"on your birthday money, if you had a good enough reason."
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"Busted."
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"Jesus, but Home Alone 2 has a lot to answer for."
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"They're flat out recording us on that thing, Mary."
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"That time we were slagging off Deidre Mallon's pelmet,"
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"it's all on there."
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"What's wrong with Deidre Mallon's pelmet?"
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"It doesn't match her tie-backs, Gerry."
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"They're having this massive Halloween concert"
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"in St Columb's Hall."
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"Tickets go on sale today."
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"How much.7 20 quid each."
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"20 quid each?! Who's playing, God?"
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"Oh, he's bigger than God."
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"# Right about now"
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"# The funk soul brother... #"
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"Exciting news for Derry today as tickets go on sale for Fatboy Slim."
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"The world renowned DJ is set to play"
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"the city's famous Halloween festival."
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"# Right about now"
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"# The funk soul brother"
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"# Check it out now"
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"# The funk soul brother... #"
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"Listen, I've played everywhere."
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"New York, London, Paris, Munich,"
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"but it's all been leading to up to this."
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"Derry is the dream."
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"That's right, gang."
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"Fatboy Slim is coming to Derry!"
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"# Right about now"
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"# The funk soul brother"
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"# Check it out now... #"
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"Norman, we are not worthy to receive you."
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"Only say the word and we shall be healed."
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"What if they sell out?"
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"They won't. I asked my ma to light a candle."
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"Ah. I can't believe we're gonna see him play live."
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"I mean, the man's a genius."
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"He's a modern day Beethoven."
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"Except good."
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"I just love Halloween."
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"It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics"
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"set aside their political and religious differences"
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