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Clips from Weeds - The Two Mrs. Scottsons (S03E03)

"until those who put him here are brought to justice."
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"Dear Lord,"
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"we sadly send you another son in blue."
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"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen."
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"Amen."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Hello? - What are you wearing?"
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"You gave me the day off, boss."
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"Oh, come on. Indulge a pervert."
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"Black dress, black shoes, black everything."
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"- I bet you look better in red. - Not appropriate for faking grief."
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"Don't know what that means. Don't care."
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"- I bought you a gift. - No, you should take it back."
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"Don't you want to know what it is?"
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"It's my day off."
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"When are we gonna have sex again?"
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"When I'm feeling desperate again."
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"And when do you think that might be?"
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"You get lost on your way to Forest Lawn?"
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"Never knew the man."
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"- Is Conrad around? - Do you see Conrad?"
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"How about one time, just for laughs, I'll ask you a question,"
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"and you maybe answer me, you know, like a human?"
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"What can I say? You bring out the "fuck you" in me."
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"Fine. Moving on. Bringing good news. You're free."
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"Abe Lincoln beat you to it. What else you got?"
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"I took care of your debt. You don't owe Marvin anything."
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"You're gonna have trouble moving your shit on the streets, but you still have me."
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"I have a new territory opening up three times the size of Agrestic, so..."
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"You're welcome."
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"No thanks necessary, since I assume"
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"none are coming."
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"- What's that? - I'm making a buy."
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"Little Miss Nancy Do-good."
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"Burying her boyfriend and back to dealing dime bags."
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"All things in their proper place."
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"Yeah, praise Jesus, blah, blah, blah."
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"Oh, am I boring you?"
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"Well, I will stop wasting your precious time."
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"We're a bulk business now,"
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"so you can take your little milk money down to the corner."
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"- Can I talk to Conrad? - He's over with the pot clubs."
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"Large customers with large money."
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"Now, you come back with five figures, and we'll do business."
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"Hell,"
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"I'll even throw in a fountain."
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"Oh, hey, Nance."
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"Doug, you're cooking in my kitchen."
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"- There's a reason for that? - Andy's on set. I'm helping him out."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Oh, that's from the tall one. Leif Garretty, Blue Lagoon-ish?"
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"- Silas? - Yeah. Said you were out of weed,"
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"then he took off with a blonde. Tiny tits, big cross?"
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"- Tara. - And your other one,"
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"- Big vocab, creepy eyes? - Shane."
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"He's outside with what's-her-name."
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"- Celia's dyke. - Isabelle."
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"- Hey, Mrs. Botwin. - Hello, Isabelle, Shane."
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"- An unlikely duo. - We've bonded through sin."
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"And school suspension."
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"- As in... - Don't come back until you love Jesus."
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"- They call it reflection. - And we got three days of it."
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"And how are we going to reflect?"
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"Wii tournament."
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"Oh, my first pay check!"
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"Ha!"
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"My son's bringing in more money than I am."
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"Any chance I could borrow $10,000?"
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"How fast can you turn it around?"
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"Seriously? Turn it around in a month. You got 10 grand?"
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"If you could form a dummy corp. And I form a dummy corp."
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"You find a supplier to accept the check, I know an accountant/councilman"
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"- With access to a civic investment portfolio... - Can you do it?"
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"- Have before. - Do it."
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"Make it $50,000."
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""Aguatecture. " What is that, a colonic spa?"
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"- Shane, where's your karate contact sheet? - Drawer by the coffee maker."
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"All right, Lex, come on, baby. Big finish. Big finish."
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"Let's show them how they do it in Jersey, baby."
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"Oh, yes! Lovely, people."
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"- Cut! Cut! - Is there any more?"
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"Let's take a break. Everybody, rinse out. We'll be back in 10."
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"Wow, Paul. Great scene. You're really an artist."
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"Well, thanks. We don't hear that enough in this business."
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"And that's a tragedy. I mean, the genre's been hijacked"
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"by amateurs, sure, but when I see your attention to detail,"
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"the framing, the risks you take, it makes this viewer..."
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"I guess you should know, I've always wanted to..."
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"Be in porn? Every caterer does."
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"Well, I think I could be great."
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"Look, I respect your ambition,"
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"and I'd love to make it happen for you,"
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"but I work with gods."
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"Jessica, she comes like a fountain."
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"Lex is packing a fucking Buick."
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"It's all about that something special in this business."
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"What makes you special, Andy?"
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"Footfuckers, scene one. "A" camera, mark."
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"And action."
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"Coming!"
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"Hello."
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"I have a package for Mrs. Dowling. Are you authorised to sign for it?"
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"Your feet must be aching from all the walking around that you do."
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"Well, it is a lot of walking."
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"Well, why don't you come inside and take your shoes off?"
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"That's right. Use your something special, kid. Show me what you got."
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"Use that big toe! That's fucking great!"
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"Footfuckers 2: Viva Las Vegas. Scene one. "A" camera, mark."
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"And action."
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"Coming!"
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"Room service."
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"I ordered that about two hours ago."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. The elevator got stuck. I had to climb all 43 floors to get here."
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"Well, your feet must be killing you."
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"There's a huge market for fetish videos in Eastern Europe."
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"You're gonna be a huge star in Belarus."
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"- I mean, huge! - Oh, yeah!"
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"Good! Good! Get dirty, Andy! Get dirty!"
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"I finish with the backyard, Mrs. Dowling."
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"- OK, OK, thrust, thrust! - Oh, cramping, cramping!"
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