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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Gayborhood (S05E05)

"(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)"
Workaholics (2011)
"Wow. You guys look like you had a little too much fun last night."
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"No we don't. You do."
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"You ready to get your butts handed to you?"
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"No, all right?"
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"'Cause our butts are our own. Nobody else handles them. So just shut up."
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"All right, TelAmericans! Yeah!"
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"Whoo!"
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"When I say "Tela," you say "mericans.""
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"- Tela! - Mericans."
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"Yeah! Boom! That's what I'm talking about."
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"I hope you people all brought your hard hats,"
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"because today, we are gonna be building some teams."
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"- Oh. That's funny. - Boom!"
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"- I'm Teddy. I will be your foreman. - ALICE: Ugh."
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"And that will be the end of the building metaphors."
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"All right, let's break some ground!"
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"- Ugh. - Okay. That was the last one."
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"Here we go. Stage dive. Whoa!"
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"Palm springs! Get some!"
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"- Get it! - Okay, Jillian."
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"- Get it hard! - Chill out."
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"There is no way we're gonna win this stupid thing with Gary on our team."
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"I was a spy in Hong Kong."
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"Team Yellow, where are we? Here we go."
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"Boom! The green team, here we go. Yeah, there you are."
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"And since you boys couldn't decide on one color,"
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"I had these made up for you special."
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"You're my rainbow warriors!"
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"- Of course we are. - Yeah, let's do this!"
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"- Okay. - Whichever team gets the most eggs"
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"in their basket in a minute is gonna get a 20-second"
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"head start for the final event, the obstacle race."
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"- All right, everybody. On your marks. - (AIRHORN BLOWS)"
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"BLAKE: Adam, go."
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"- I'm going. - Back up."
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"I'm where I'm at."
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"TEDDY: Just like the shell of an egg,"
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"a group is fragile and needs to be handled with care."
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"- Careful - Goddamn it."
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"Rainbow warriors, don't be afraid to touch, rainbow warriors."
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"That's it. Use each other's bodies to balance. Yes."
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"- Mm-hmm. - All right, quit looking at me."
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"I'm looking at the egg. I'm looking up into the sky."
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"Mmm. Okay? Was it that hard?"
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"I wasn't looking at you."
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"- Come here. - (GRUNTS)"
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"- Don't touch me. - What are you doing, man?"
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"You just flinched. I'm not gonna hit you."
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"Dawg, back up off of me."
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"You're in my space, and I don't feel safe with that."
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"- You didn't feel safe? - No."
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"You don't feel safe? You think I felt safe..."
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"When you parked your car in my garage last night? You didn't even ask."
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"You probably wanted my sport wagon up in your garage, okay?"
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"- You probably begged for it. - You guys are both sickos,"
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"'cause you guys frickin' smashed your cars into my very tender, very tight little garage,"
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"and then one of you hosed me down right on the chest with freaking wiper fluid."
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"Maybe it was both of you. It seemed to be a lot."
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"See, Adam I understand."
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"He'll park his little Mini in any old garage."
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"I have a very, very medium-sized sedan."
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"I left my garage door open, and you parked your car"
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"and left me with a leaky tailpipe."
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"BLAKE: Leaky tail... That's disgusting. What does that even mean?"
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"Was your butthole leaking today? That's gross."
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"ALICE: Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?"
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"TEDDY: Alice, Alice, I got this."
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"- Guys, you're on the same team. Stop! - This team's over."
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"Come on, rainbow warriors. Bring it in."
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"Let's go talk this out."
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"- Bring it in, come on. - BLAKE: Yeah, stop, please."
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"All right. What's the problem?"
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"- You know what, Teddy? - What?"
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"We have... Some friends, right?"
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"And they live together, and they work together,"
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"and they used to be best friends until last night..."
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"What happened to these friends of yours last night?"
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"Oh."
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"The three friends hooked up with each other hard."
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"- Yeah. - Once."
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"Just one time, but a lot of butt stuff and mouth stuff."
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"Okay, well, I would tell, uh..."
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"I would tell your friends to get tested."
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"I would also tell your friends to have an honest, mature,"
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"adult conversation about what happened."
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"Hey, listen, if your friends want any more advice,"
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"just tell them to swing by my office."
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"ANDERS: Teddy..."
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"We're talking about us."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I'm tweeting that."
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"I am tweeting that."
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"Whatever, maybe he's right."
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"Maybe we should have an adult, mature conversation about it."
Workaholics (2011)
"Guys, bad news, but that..."
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"That tweet is gonna be too many characters, so, uh..."
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"I'm just gonna throw it into drafts and then circle back to it later."
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"(AIRHORN BLOWS)"
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"(BEATBOXING)"
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"(MAN RAPPING) What"
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"As weird he is, maybe he's right. Maybe we should talk about it."
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"I know we don't like to, like, freaking talk about, like,"
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"- real stuff, like secrets. - Yeah."
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"- We're dudes. - But now we have a huge secret."
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"Yeah, yeah. And, I mean, this is a secret that we'll never tell anybody else, right?"
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"Nope, no."
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"I'm gonna freakin' take this one to my deathbed."
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"Until we write our tell-alls."
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"Yeah, or maybe it's just a tell-some."
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"All right, I'm gonna tell a secret."
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"Okay, remember that night when we were watching Shallow Hal,"
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"and, like, I just wouldn't stop crying?"
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"- that movie is both hilarious and touching. - It is."
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"My uncle Howie died that night, and, you know, we were really close."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I really miss him, still."
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"I know you guys didn't know, but just having you there,"
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"it really helped me get through it."
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"I think I might be the son of my parents' gardener."
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