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Clips from Family Guy - The Peanut Butter Kid (S14E14)

"This could be the beginning of a nice career for him."
Family Guy
"You sure about this, Lois?"
Family Guy
"I mean... I mean, the world of child acting"
Family Guy
"can be a pretty bad environment for a kid."
Family Guy
"Maybe we should just let Stewie's childhood"
Family Guy
"be about being a child."
Family Guy
"Wasn't your kid an actor, you jagoff?"
Family Guy
"Didn't your father hate your guts and die?"
Family Guy
"Whoa!"
Family Guy
"Bring a gun to a knife fight."
Family Guy
"Look, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"All I'm saying is,"
Family Guy
"just try to keep Stewie's best interests in mind."
Family Guy
"Relax, Brian."
Family Guy
"Stewie's fine. I mean, look at him."
Family Guy
"He's happier than a sunny-side-up egg."
Family Guy
"What a great way to start the day."
Family Guy
"What a pan, what a grill."
Family Guy
"Oh no, I'm at Denny's."
Family Guy
"Hey, I'm a drug addict and it's midnight--"
Family Guy
"where's my breakfast?!"
Family Guy
"Help, he's only gonna eat the toast"
Family Guy
"and put a cigarette out on me."
Family Guy
"Okay, Stewie, you booked the last commercial"
Family Guy
"without even trying, so this one should be a piece of cake."
Family Guy
"Oh, I guess there are other people auditioning, too."
Family Guy
"Oh, is your child up for the cough syrup commercial, too?"
Family Guy
"You'd have no way of knowing this,"
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"but the moms tend to dress up."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank you."
Family Guy
"And you'd have no way of knowing"
Family Guy
"that my son is the Scooter's Peanut Butter Kid."
Family Guy
"That's cute."
Family Guy
"My son had a gun waved in his face in a Dexter episode."
Family Guy
"Are you guys talking about your kids?"
Family Guy
"My daughter is the American Apparel slut baby."
Family Guy
"My son got crapped on in the last Jackass movie."
Family Guy
"God, everyone here is so talented."
Family Guy
"Hi, everybody, we're a little crunched for time,"
Family Guy
"so we're gonna have to audition people"
Family Guy
"right here in the hallway."
Family Guy
"You, do something exceptional."
Family Guy
"Uh, okay."
Family Guy
"Ow! Ow."
Family Guy
"Oh, my grundle."
Family Guy
"It's bruised."
Family Guy
"It's bruised bad."
Family Guy
"Oh, okay, I'm out, I'm out."
Family Guy
"Tappin' out."
Family Guy
"Well, that was a disaster."
Family Guy
"It was humiliating is what it was."
Family Guy
"That woman just smiled"
Family Guy
"when Stewie banged his balls on the floor."
Family Guy
"A damn disaster."
Family Guy
"Num-num-num-num-num- num-num-num-num?"
Family Guy
"Shut up, that's over!"
Family Guy
"Did you see those other kids?"
Family Guy
"They were amazing."
Family Guy
"One of them was texting"
Family Guy
"with the funny-dumb kid from Modern Family."
Family Guy
"I want to text with that kid."
Family Guy
"Holy Christmas, there were a lot of hot moms"
Family Guy
"in yoga pants in there though."
Family Guy
"Dear me, they're really disappointed in me, Rupert."
Family Guy
"I haven't seen the fat man this upset"
Family Guy
"since he went to the 9/11 museum."
Family Guy
"Lois made us do this,"
Family Guy
"but I wanted to go to the Central Park merry-go-round."
Family Guy
"We had time to do both!"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
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"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Okay, that's great, that's great, that's great."
Family Guy
"Just one question, Stewie--"
Family Guy
"do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, is there some kind of sick joy in it?"
Family Guy
"Why can't he just be Pierce Brosnan?"
Family Guy
"Pierce Brosnan would've got this."
Family Guy
"In a heartbeat!"
Family Guy
"It's 3:00 in the morning."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you guys doing?"
Family Guy
"What does it look like? We're practicing."
Family Guy
"Stewie has another audition tomorrow,"
Family Guy
"and we're not gonna be embarrassed like we were today."
Family Guy
"See, this is the kind of thing I was talking about."
Family Guy
"And look at him, he can barely stand up."
Family Guy
"That's why I made this-- I call it 8 Hour Energy."
Family Guy
"It's one part 5-Hour Energy, and the other three hours are"
Family Guy
"espresso, Scotts Turf Builder,"
Family Guy
"and a tiny, tiny super-small amount of cocaine."
Family Guy
"Just a little bit."
Family Guy
"I can't stress the littleness of it enough."
Family Guy
"Whoa, mama, there's a kick like a mule!"
Family Guy
"♪ Who will buy this wonderful morning ♪"
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"♪ Such a sky you never did see. ♪"
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"There he is, there's the magic."
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"Peter, you're giving your baby drugs"
Family Guy
"to improve his acting career?"
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"Oh, he's fine with it."
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"Stewie, if you're fine with it,"
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"bleed from the nose."
Family Guy
"I think that's pretty close."
Family Guy
"All right, Stewie, now remember what we practiced last night."
Family Guy
"And here's a trick to keep that confidence up."
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"You go in that room"
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"and imagine everyone in it wants you sexually."
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"I'm doing it right now, and I feel powerful."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"And don't forget-- if you screw this up,"
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"Mommy's gonna kill all of your toys."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"All right, now I'm gonna go psych out these other kids."
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"Hey, little guy."
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"Nervous?"
Family Guy
"Sure you are."
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"Here's something that might help you."
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"Hey, little guy."
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"Stewie Griffin?"
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"Oh, right here."
Family Guy
"Peter, he needs a boost."
Family Guy
"Give him some of the acting soup."
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