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Clips from Below Deck - There's No Crying in Yachting (S08E08)

Mushrooms, cilantro, this one's ready to roll.

"Mushrooms, cilantro, this one's ready to roll."

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Matt, here's your breakfast.

"Matt, here's your breakfast."

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Oh, perfect.

"Oh, perfect."

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-How is it? -Good.

"-How is it? -Good."

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Espresso martini.

"Espresso martini."

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Oh, thank you, love.

"Oh, thank you, love."

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And is this keto friendly toast?

"And is this keto friendly toast?"

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Yes, it is.

"Yes, it is."

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By the way, my avocado toast is amazing, so thank you.

"By the way, my avocado toast is amazing, so thank you."

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-Is it really good? -Yay!

"-Is it really good? -Yay!"

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Ah fantastic, I will let rachel know.

"Ah fantastic, I will let rachel know."

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Hey guys, are we able to do things soon?

"Hey guys, are we able to do things soon?"

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Yes, absolutely.

"Yes, absolutely."

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We're going to grab this jet ski is about to be ready right now.

"We're going to grab this jet ski is about to be ready right now."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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We have the sea bob's about to be ready right now.

"We have the sea bob's about to be ready right now."

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Awesome.

"Awesome."

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-How are you? -Good, how are you?

"-How are you? -Good, how are you?"

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Good, did you get some sleep?

"Good, did you get some sleep?"

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I did, I got a little bit more sleep, which is good.

"I did, I got a little bit more sleep, which is good."

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Good, glad to hear it.

"Good, glad to hear it."

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Should we talk about tonight, quick?

"Should we talk about tonight, quick?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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-Um, so for alexi's birthday. -We'll set up the blacklights.

"-Um, so for alexi's birthday. -We'll set up the blacklights."

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Yep.

"Yep."

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You guys come to dinner with your neon paint.

"You guys come to dinner with your neon paint."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Um, she also has a crush on james.

"Um, she also has a crush on james."

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Maybe we do like, some body shots.

"Maybe we do like, some body shots."

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[laughing]

"[laughing]"

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if he's willing.

"if he's willing."

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I didn't come on this vacation

"I didn't come on this vacation"

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to get ----ing tan lines on my hands.

"to get ----ing tan lines on my hands."

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Birthday dinner and james for dessert.

"Birthday dinner and james for dessert."

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Oh my god, that's hilarious.

"Oh my god, that's hilarious."

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Should I wear these on the beach, or these?

"Should I wear these on the beach, or these?"

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Oh my god, these!

"Oh my god, these!"

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I think you should wear those on the beach.

"I think you should wear those on the beach."

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Okay, perfect.

"Okay, perfect."

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So, tonight, so they would like mr. James

"So, tonight, so they would like mr. James"

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to come out and do a body shot for lexi.

"to come out and do a body shot for lexi."

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Hey james, guest request.

"Hey james, guest request."

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You are 100% allowed to say no to this.

"You are 100% allowed to say no to this."

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Speedo, and so lexi can take a body shot off you.

"Speedo, and so lexi can take a body shot off you."

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So you're going to be touched.

"So you're going to be touched."

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Oh, I'm game for that.

"Oh, I'm game for that."

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-Really? -Oh yeah.

"-Really? -Oh yeah."

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-[laughing] -----ing fantastic.

"-[laughing] -----ing fantastic."

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That's a team player right there.

"That's a team player right there."

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That's how we get the tip money.

"That's how we get the tip money."

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Clearly been thrown in the deep end with this task.

"Clearly been thrown in the deep end with this task."

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Lime goes in the mouth. Salt goes on the nips.

"Lime goes in the mouth. Salt goes on the nips."

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And then you pour the shot into the belly button.

"And then you pour the shot into the belly button."

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But at the same time...

"But at the same time..."

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This could be a lot of fun.

"This could be a lot of fun."

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He-he.

"He-he."

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[laughing]

"[laughing]"

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I have never broken down before on charter.

"I have never broken down before on charter."

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Never.

"Never."

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I think these guests are bitchy.

"I think these guests are bitchy."

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That's fine. This is fine.

"That's fine. This is fine."

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But you know what? I'm a perfectionist.

"But you know what? I'm a perfectionist."

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I'm my hardest critic, I can do better.

"I'm my hardest critic, I can do better."

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It's all good.

"It's all good."

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Izzy, francesca, I've got cooler bags,

"Izzy, francesca, I've got cooler bags,"

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I'll bring them up.

"I'll bring them up."

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We're going to pack them and then you're going to

"We're going to pack them and then you're going to"

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go to the beach with eddie.

"go to the beach with eddie."

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No worries, copy.

"No worries, copy."

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So I know this is going to be really hard,

"So I know this is going to be really hard,"

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but you're going to have to get behind james on a jet ski

"but you're going to have to get behind james on a jet ski"

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and grab him like this, and he's going to take you for a ride.

"and grab him like this, and he's going to take you for a ride."

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Fine, pull my hair.

"Fine, pull my hair."

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I meant to say leg, but hair works.

"I meant to say leg, but hair works."

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Keep the drinks in the coolers.

"Keep the drinks in the coolers."

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-Mm-hmm. -And then serve from there.

"-Mm-hmm. -And then serve from there."

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Lexi, I have your first birthday present.

"Lexi, I have your first birthday present."

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James is going to drive you to the beach.

"James is going to drive you to the beach."

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Brilliant.

"Brilliant."

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I just need to throw a life jacket on you.

"I just need to throw a life jacket on you."

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Okay, go ahead, I'll wait for you.

"Okay, go ahead, I'll wait for you."

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Shane, shane, eddie.

"Shane, shane, eddie."

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You stay on the yacht while james and I

"You stay on the yacht while james and I"

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head to the beach picnic.

"head to the beach picnic."

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-You coming with me? -I am.

"-You coming with me? -I am."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Nice job.

"Nice job."

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I wish I would have just rode the jet ski.

"I wish I would have just rode the jet ski."

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What is that?

"What is that?"

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They look like they're having a blast.

"They look like they're having a blast."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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She's the one driving.

"She's the one driving."

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I don't like it.

"I don't like it."

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I think lexi and james are really bonding out there.

"I think lexi and james are really bonding out there."

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That's like an ultimate birthday present for her.

"That's like an ultimate birthday present for her."

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She loves jet skiing?

"She loves jet skiing?"

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-Or loves james? -She loves james.

"-Or loves james? -She loves james."

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All of them have a crush on james.

"All of them have a crush on james."

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It's the accent and the eyelashes.

"It's the accent and the eyelashes."

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And the body.

"And the body."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Yachting is so me.

"Yachting is so me."

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I'm blown away with the view.

"I'm blown away with the view."

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I got my biodegradable sunscreen,

"I got my biodegradable sunscreen,"

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I got my reef safe shampoo,

"I got my reef safe shampoo,"

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and I can see a beautiful mountain with like,

"and I can see a beautiful mountain with like,"

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listerine seas, I'm like, all right, hell yeah.

"listerine seas, I'm like, all right, hell yeah."

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Like this is it, this is life!

"Like this is it, this is life!"

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Guys, look at this beach behind you.

"Guys, look at this beach behind you."

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Look at our own private island.

"Look at our own private island."

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[screams]

"[screams]"

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-thank you. -No problem.

"-thank you. -No problem."

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You concentrate on this bar, and the pantry, and downstairs.

"You concentrate on this bar, and the pantry, and downstairs."

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And galley.

"And galley."

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Yeah, that's the thing,

"Yeah, that's the thing,"

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it's like there's four spots... -I know, I know, I know.

"it's like there's four spots... -I know, I know, I know."

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And laundry.

"And laundry."

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I'm not complaining, it's just like,

"I'm not complaining, it's just like,"

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I'm kind of like, flabbergasted.

"I'm kind of like, flabbergasted."

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I know.

"I know."

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