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Clips from Love, Death & Robots - Three Robots (S01E01)

"[eerie ethereal music plays]"
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"[metallic rattling]"
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"[gears whirring and clanking]"
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"[in a male voice] Uh... we are fucking lost, aren't we?"
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"[in a male voice]  Lost? Okay, that's rich."
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"Let's see, we just passed the ravaged church."
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"There is the blood pit."
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"[laughs] This way. Here we go."
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"[In a female voice]  Breathtaking."
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"-It's more beautiful than the brochures. -[camera clicks]"
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"[robot 2] Come on. Giddy up, guys! We've got so much to see."
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"[robot 1] You've seen  one post-apocalyptic city,"
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"you've seen 'em all."
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"[jazzy music plays]"
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"[robot 3] You're looking good, girl.  Say "terabyte"."
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"[chanting] Go, team."
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"[robot 2] Hey, guys, stop goofing around and check this out."
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"-Behold the entertainment sphere! -[drum roll]"
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"[robot 3] It's called a ball."
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"I know it's called a ball, but I'm trying to get into the whole"
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""we're experiencing these human things for the first time" vibe."
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"And what did humans do with these things?"
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"Oh, man, what didn't they do? They'd bounce them."
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"-That's it? -Yeah. That's pretty much it."
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"These were humans."
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"Bouncing things was close to maxing out their cognitive range."
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"No, but also sometimes they would take the ball and hit it with, like, a stick."
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"What? When they misbehaved?"
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"Bad ball. Think about what you've done."
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"Come on, here. Try."
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"What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?"
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"You know, boing-boing."
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"No way."
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"Stop being a whiny pussy and fucking bounce it."
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"-Please. -Jeez, calm down your motherboard."
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"-Okay. -Oh, man, this is so exciting."
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"Oh! That was amazing! How was it for you? Tell me everything."
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"It was pretty anticlimactic."
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"[robot 3] Yeah, well, welcome to humans."
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"[robot 3] Show me what you've got,  big boy."
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"-[electric crackling] -[country ballad plays]"
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"♪ Oh, won't you help pick up the pieces ♪"
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"♪ Of a broken heart ♪"
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"Now, I'm not certain, but my understanding is that they would shove these"
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"into their intake orifices to generate power."
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"Why would you need an entire orifice for that?"
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"Who knows? They had all sorts of orifices."
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"Things were coming in, things were going out. It was crazy!"
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"I mean, I have a fusion battery for power."
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"[robot 3] We all have fusion batteries,  dummy."
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"That's my point. What more do you need, right?"
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"So, let me get this straight."
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"They would shove these into their intake orifice,"
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"and then what? Somebody help me out here."
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"[robot 3] Their intake orifices  had rocky pegs"
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"that would crush them into paste,"
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"and then the paste would be forced into an internal vat of acid."
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"Well, of course.  That makes perfect sense."
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"They could have just dumped this thing into an exterior vat of acid to begin with"
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"and then they wouldn't need the rocky pegs. I mean, duh!"
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"Expecting logic from beings who have internal vats of acid"
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"-is a little much. -It's crazy. Who even designed them?"
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"It's unclear. We checked their code -  no creator signature."
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"That's because they were made by an unfathomable deity that created them"
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"for no apparent reason, out of dust."
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"Just kidding. They came from a very warm soup."
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"Sorry for the wait, champ."
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"♪ And then somebody new set the... ♪"
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"What's the point of this thing?"
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"Apparently, there's no point. They just had them."
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"Well, that's underselling their influence."
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"They had an entire network that was devoted to dissemination of pictures"
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"of these things."
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"[cat growls]"
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"[robot 1] Oh, look, it's doing something."
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"It's coming this way."
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"-[cat meows] -What the fuck does it think it's doing?"
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"-Dude, what do I do? -Okay, easy. No sudden moves."
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"Let's just wait until it decides to get up again, okay, bud?"
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"-We're gonna get through this. -How long will that take?"
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"Hours. Perhaps years."
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"I don't have hours or perhaps years for this."
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"What if you try to irritate it by moving your digits across its keratinous fibers?"
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"-Maybe that'll make it move. -What? Why?"
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"-I don't know. It couldn't hurt. -You don't have any idea, do you?"
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"I do not. It is my first time seeing one of these live!"
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"Hey, just try it, though."
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"-Okay, fine. -[cat purrs]"
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"[robot 3] Is it working?"
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"- Uhh... -What?"
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"There's a strange, rhythmic kind of noise that's emanating from it now."
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"-Uh-oh. -What do you mean, "uh-oh?""
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"I don't want you to panic or anything, but I think you've activated it."
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"[robot 1] What does that mean?"
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"As I said, I am no expert,"
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"but if the noise ever stops, it's gonna explode on you."
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"[laughs] It is not. Is it?"
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"Cursory historical research shows"
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"that humans had a card game called Exploding Kittens."
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"So, yes, this checks out."
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"-Oh, you're gonna die now. Bummer. -[robot 1] What?"
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"Why did humans even consort with these hairy murder machines?"
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"-Kindred spirits? -Also checks out."
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"No, seriously. Now what?"
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"Say "terabyte"."
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"[camera clicks]"
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"Wait, it's called what now?"
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"It's an X Bot Three, an early computer entertainment system for humans."
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"-Any relation? -To me? Come on. No way."
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"You sure? 'Cause numerically, it suggests that this is your ancestor"
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"maybe a few thousand generations back."
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"Numerically, I'm sure it's just a coincidence."
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"We are robots. We don't do coincidence."
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"Go on, call it Daddy."
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"-Okay, stop. Just stop. -Or Mommy."
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"Either is equally applicable in as much as we don't have genitalia."
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"Do you have an off button?"
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"[mimicking mother] Son, you're skin  and bones. Are you recharging properly?"
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"-I will disintegrate you! -Not with that cat with you, you aren't."
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"[cat meows]"
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