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Clips from Domino

"A ferret on crystal meth."
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"You don't speak... you don't speak Spanish?"
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"- No. - No?"
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"This is LA, man. You should speak Spanish, you know?"
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"OK, everybody has water..."
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"God, he should be here any second. Here he is."
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"- Sophie. - Hello."
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"Sorry, guys, about the wait. I'm having font issues."
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"Let me cut to the chase 'cause I have to take this call."
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"We want to follow you around with a camera crew for a week."
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"The last thing we did... the pilot episode... is not testing well."
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"We got too many rednecks."
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"It's too much like Cops."
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"We need... Go ahead."
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"We need..."
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"something sexy!"
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"Something different."
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"We need Domino."
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"We need Domino."
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"Listen, friend..."
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"we ain't gonna do this thing"
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"unless the whole team gets equal coverage."
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"You're not her father, Ed. No one cares what you think."
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"Well, with all due respect, Mom,"
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"I'm her boss, and she's on my team. OK?"
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"And unless we all get equal coverage,"
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"we're all gonna walk the fuck out of here together?"
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"Equal coverage, or we all walk."
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"Done! OK."
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"The whole team... We follow it."
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"What guarantee can you give us that Domino's name won't be tarnished?"
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"Sophie, this is reality television."
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"What you see is what you get."
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"You will be exploited, your story won't be told truthfully,"
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"and your life will never be the same."
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"I beg you."
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"I beg you not to get involved with this..."
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"this drivel!"
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"No offence, Mark, but we both know that this is drivel."
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"No offence taken."
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"Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything, she should be in the centre."
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"Sure, OK."
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"But..."
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"Done!"
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"Talk it over. I have to take this call."
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"Cynthia, you changed the fucking font on the promo! Why?"
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"I felt like a hypocrite, given my hatred of all things Hollywood,"
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"but I'll admit..."
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"I wanted my story told."
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"I wanted everyone to know the things I'd done."
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"I wanted some recognition in the world."
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"We'll do it."
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"We'll do it."
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"God help us. God help us all."
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"It was the beginning of the end."
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"Jerry! Jerry!"
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"Welcome back. We're here in LA with mixed race single mothers."
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"Our next guest takes pride in the fact"
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"that she's in the Guinness Book of World Records"
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"for being America's youngest grandmother."
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"And... she's only 28."
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"Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez!"
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"Lateesha was our prime contact at the DMV."
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"Most of our bond certificates came from Claremont through her."
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"- Hey, Jerry! - Hey, Lateesha. How are you?"
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"- I'm fine. - What's going on?"
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"I'm here today to speak for all people of mixed race in America."
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"Now, as a blactino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category"
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"to forge an identity, Jerry. That's how I feel."
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"Did you just say "blactino"?"
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"Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American."
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"First of all..."
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"first of all, you don't even look Latino."
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"You look black. You're... You're black."
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"Second of all, I'm of mixed race, and I've struggled my whole life"
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"as to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black."
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"Chinegro! What you are is chinegro!"
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"- Chinegro? - Chinegro! There you go!"
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"- Chinegro? - You are a chinegro!"
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"- What the is chinegro? - That's what you are! Chinegro is you!"
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"That's some bulls..."
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"OK, as I understand it, you brought a mixed-race flow chart with you."
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"Why don't we bring that out?"
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"How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later."
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"All right."
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"Take a look at this..."
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"Blactino, black Asian, hispasian, OK?"
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"Now, for the Asian subcategories, I got you, sister."
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"We have chinegro right here. That's you. Chinegro."
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"That's not a word! That's not a word!"
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"Yes, it is, sister. We have koreagro. Japegro, OK?"
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"Chispanic, koreaspanic, and last but not least,"
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"check this out, y'all... japanic."
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"That's how I flow with it!"
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"Do you believe the government should recognise these racial subgroups?"
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"Yes, Jerry, I do."
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"Hey, wait!"
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"First of all, first of all, honey, let me tell you,"
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"from one, blactino woman to another..."
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"- Right on. - Our concern is education!"
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"You ever hear of that?! Here you are, a 28-year-old grandmother!"
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"Yes, I am."
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"You need to add another category to your flow chart."
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"It's called birth control, bitch!"
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"OK, yeah. Check this out."
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"I am educated, you blactino bitch!"
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"What?!"
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"I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes, my daughter might be a single mother..."
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"- I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass! - Bring it, bitch!"
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"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
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"- Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late. - Dude, it's fucking Map quest."
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"I told you, never again with that piece of shit."
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"Guys."
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"Come meet Domino."
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"Domino, I want you to meet the co-hosts of Bounty Squad."
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"Fucking... fucking... fucking..."
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"fucking 90210. I couldn't get away from it."
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"It wasn't until later on that I realised"
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"Mum had gotten to Heiss and pulled some strings."
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"Ian Ziering."
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