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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Die Card, or Card Trying (S11E11)

"♪ Candy cane moose ♪"
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"♪ We've had since Tina was born ♪"
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"♪ People think you're a reindeer ♪"
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"♪ But you're not, you're a moose. ♪"
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"With a little red nose."
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"Aw."
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"I still feel like it's too soon to take these down."
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"It's only been a week since Christmas."
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"Eight days, Mom. Which I happen to know"
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"because I've been trying to solve this stupid thing"
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"since Christmas!"
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"Come on, little ball."
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"Get out of your cage. Get out of your cage!"
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"My stocking stuffer brings only joy and peace."
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"‐ ‐Gene? Gene?"
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"- You said you were taking a little break? - What?"
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"I couldn't hear you over my harmonica."
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"Is that hat for your hands? Have I been wearing hats wrong?"
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"No. Santa thought my head was a little smaller,"
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"so I'm just stretching it out."
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"So, you're still putting Christmas stuff away?"
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"Yeah. Say sweet dreams to the clothespin angel."
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"- Sweet dreams, clothespin angel. - Kiss 'em."
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"- What? - Kiss 'em."
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"No. No, thank you."
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"I don't want to kiss any more ornaments, Lin."
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"That's kind of why I went into the kitchen."
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"Also to juice with my antique juicer"
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"that you got me which I love more than life."
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"- That you told me to get you. - Yeah, and I was right"
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"about how good a gift that would be."
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"Just like the perfume that I got you."
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"I love my perfume."
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"Joy by Joy Behar."
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"Just brings so much joy."
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"I miss your old smell of grease and crackers."
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"So, do you need us to keep helping"
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"with this incredibly long taking down the tree process?"
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"No, you guys helped the first three hours."
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"- It's fine. - Well, in that case,"
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"I'd like to intro‐juice you"
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"to Orange Lemon Basil."
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"I can't wait to taste the difference"
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"between this and Orange Lemon Mint."
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"Uh, forget Orange Lemon Mint. I was a different person then."
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"Okay, done with ornaments. Moving on"
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"to holiday cards. Aw, look at 'em."
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"All the beautiful, smiling families"
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"telling me Season's Greetings."
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"All the teenagers going through awkward phases."
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"- Oh, yeah, a bunch of other Tinas. - What?"
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"You know, I don't think we got as many cards as we usually get."
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"Maybe we're being shunned? Because they're all jealous"
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"of our perfect skin and our long, long lashes?"
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"Oh, my God. We are being shunned."
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"We're getting taken off of people's Christmas card lists."
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"Why would we get taken off people's Christmas card lists?"
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"Because of our long, long lashes?"
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"No, because I couldn't get it together this year"
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"to send our card out. Or last year."
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"And that's how it happens."
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"You stop giving, you stop getting."
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"- Like high fives? - Yeah."
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"Right. So, why didn't you send one out?"
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"- Seems easy enough. - Well, excuse me, Miss Missy."
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"Hardest thing of all is getting a good picture of this family."
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"It's like wrangling a bunch of muddy babies."
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"You people probably don't remember"
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"the last picture we sent out, but I do."
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"Tina's eyes were half‐shut, Gene was all blurry,"
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"and Louise was doing a serial killer face."
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"And that was the good picture."
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"You mean this serial killer face?"
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"- Yes. Uh, stop it. - Stop what?"
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"Stop it. Ugh. Look how good these pictures are."
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"Look at my cousin Valerie and her family on that cruise."
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"They were all pointing towards land or a whale"
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"or a dolphin. And ours was in a grocery store."
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"That was the best we could do,"
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"standing in front of that pineapple display."
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"Oh, my God, pineapple."
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"Bob, for a minute, stop with the juice."
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"- Uh, never. - Remember that year"
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"we tried to take our picture in that guy's yard"
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"because he had a nice fountain,"
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"and then he came out and got real mad?"
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"Why have a fountain if you won't let people do a Friends in it?"
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"Lin, I think you're being too hard on yourself."
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"They're just cards. We'll take a good picture next year."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"Not a big deal?!"
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"Um, I‐I mean, isn't that true?"
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"Thin card that gets thrown away?"
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"- Not a big deal? Uh, why is your eye twitching? -"
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"And she's kind of balling up her hands into fists."
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"Linda, breathe. Bob doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"You know what? It's still January, right?"
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"- I mean, yes? - It's January somewhere."
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"So, 'tis still the season, sorta."
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"We're still in the winter. We still have time, right?"
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"- For what? - If we went out somewhere nice"
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"to take a picture today,"
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"we could get cards printed tomorrow,"
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"send them and still be in the holiday card‐giving window."
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"We'd be back in the card‐getting business, baby."
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"Uh, w‐wait, today? I mean..."
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"Come on! You know it's gonna be a slow day at the restaurant."
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"Everyone's still on winter break, winter breaking."
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"I just figured that if it's a slow day in the restaurant,"
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"I could play‐‐ I mean, work‐‐ with the new juicer"
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"that you so thoughtfully got for me,"
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"my great love."
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"Yeah, and this is our last day of freedom"
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"before we have to go back to school."
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"Today, my only plan is to sit on my butt"
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"and solve this fun/infuriating puzzle."
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"Aah! Dang it."
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"I was planning on becoming a harmonica virtuoso today."
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"‐ ‐Gene, buddy?"
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"Please? You're killing me. You are killing me."
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