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Clips from The Resort - The Disappointment of Time (S01E01)

"[grunts]"
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"[Bridget St. John's "Song to Keep You Company"]"
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"* *"
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"- * Days dissolving through my mind *"
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"* I feel around and find you are *"
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"* No longer where you used to be *"
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"* Escaping *"
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"* In the mist of memories *"
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"* *"
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"* Remembering what was before *"
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"* You blistered words and whispered lies *"
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"* For anyone *"
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"* *"
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"* They're dead and gone *"
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"* I'm moving on to you *"
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"* *"
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"* Images of you appear and though you leave today *"
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"* It seems you're nearer now *"
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"* More real *"
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"* You are part of me *"
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"* *"
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"* I'll count the days and keep their songs *"
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"* Accept the love you offer to-- *"
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"- Oh, I knew that we would be friends"
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"when I saw you at the pool."
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"[laughter]"
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"- Does it ever get weird with,"
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"like, both of your names being Ted?"
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"- Well, our friends call him Young Ted."
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"They call me Gray Ted. - No."
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"They used to call me Young Ted."
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"Now I have more gray than Gray Ted."
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"- Well, except around my pubes."
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"- [laughs] Oh, wow!"
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"- Too much, too much. Sorry, we went, just went."
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"- Wow, so how many years is this?"
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"- So every seven years, we'll pick a vacation spot"
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"we've never been to."
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"- So the first time, we went to Laos."
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"- Uh-huh."
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"- You know, by Thailand, Southeast Asia."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- And then the next seven years was Memphis"
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"because Ted is a big Elvis fan."
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"- Guilty, so anyway, this year,"
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"what we're doing is, we always have a good time,"
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"but we also spend the week reevaluating our marriage"
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"to see if we want to stay married."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"- Okay, that sounds absolutely terrifying."
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"- Marriage is technically a contract."
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"- That's right. People change, love changes."
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"Yin and yang, so why not plan for these things"
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"by really asking ourselves,"
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"do we still make each other happy?"
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"- Oh, and do we still surprise each other?"
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"- You know, if we make it through this trip,"
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"we will be at 21 years."
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"- Wow, okay, and like, what if you don't?"
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"- Oh, we separate and life goes on."
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"- Yeah, no biggie."
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"I get to keep the dog though."
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"- No, no, no, no, Beans comes with me."
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"- Is the air even on? - Full blast."
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"How much did you have to drink last night?"
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"- Hey, I have some water. Here."
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"- Oh, okay, thank you. - Oh, is she all right?"
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"- Yeah, she gets a little carsick."
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"She'll be fine."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- You good? You're gonna do great."
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"Just always keep your eyes ahead."
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"- Keep close! - Let's roll out!"
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"* *"
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"- Whoo!"
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"- [retching]"
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"* *"
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"- [laughs]"
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"[grunts]"
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"- Noah!"
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"- Come on!"
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"- Ah, ah! [laughs]"
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"* *"
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"- [chuckling]"
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Whoo!"
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"- Ah! [laughs]"
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"Ah!"
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"[laughing]"
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"Holy shit."
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"[grunting]"
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"[gasping]"
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"[panting]"
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"[soft music]"
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"* *"
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"[gasps]"
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"* *"
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"- Emma?"
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"Emma!"
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"Emma, oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God, stay there!"
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"Stay there, stay there. Don't move."
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"- [singing in Spanish]"
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"- [singing in Spanish]"
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"- Pretty good, huh?"
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"* *"
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"Gracias."
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"* *"
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"- God, that's so sweet. Is there alcohol in that?"
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"- No, because you're on pain meds,"
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"and you have a head injury."
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"- I can handle one drink."
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"- You sure that's a good idea? - I can handle one drink."
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"- Yeah, you said that before now,"
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"so your repeating yourself might be a sign"
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"of a more serious brain injury."
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"- You got to stop treating me like a baby,"
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"or I'm gonna get a fucking face tattoo."
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"- Wow, okay. Um, you know what?"
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"Here, knock yourself out."
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