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Clips from The Office - Moroccan Christmas (S05E05)

"(SINGING) My horn can pierce the sky!"
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"I will grant you one wish."
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"(SINGING) There's a place in France Where the naked ladies dance"
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"I call it an "orange vodjuiceka.""
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"I can't believe no one's thought of that. I know!"
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"Belly dancing."
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"All right."
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"Oh, thank you so much. My daughter is going to love this."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(STRUMMING)"
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"Soft teeth."
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"Would you want to do it on Groundhog Day?"
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"Well, what if we can't do it quickly?"
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"Hey, shut up."
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"but, really, it's a coming together."
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"It's a surprise party for people who have addictions."
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"Michael, we're only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance."
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"I'm not an alcoholic."
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"Yeah, obviously you are."
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"Aye. The ayes have it."
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"All right, well,"
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"It was totally awesome. I got straight Bs. They called me "Buzz.""
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""a special occasion or mark a holiday?""
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""Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol,"
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"Michael, we should contact some experts."
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"Hey, are you texting?"
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"Yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag."
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"I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith"
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"Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you?"
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"Come on, people. If we don't say anything,"
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"Yes, Kevin."
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"so you gave them to me, and that was really cool."
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"That's... You didn't... You werert hurt by that."
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"Yeah, you said "affected" by it."
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"No. I like Meredith."
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"Actually, I don't care for Meredith,"
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"but I don't believe in this kind of thing."
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"But it's the season of mercy."
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"Fine."
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"Okay. Nice."
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"I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do."
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"To porn."
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"(ALL GROANING) MICHAEL: All right, no, no, no, no."
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"but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."
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"Everyone in this room loves you."
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"we are not going to help put you out."
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"Oh, as fire marshal, I would have to."
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"Dwight. She is a hazard"
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"Right. That'll take a couple weeks."
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"I can get you one in an hour."
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"DWIGHT: Really? Okay, you know, this is over."
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"Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler."
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"on somebody who is asking for help."
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"But you know what? My wishes never come true."
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"I know."
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"Hey."
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"because we're having a Christmas party."
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"Could you write down the number"
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"We could go there. Kelly's."
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"Yes. Yes. Carmers."
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"Fort, Andy Gavirs. I have a new place."
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"It must have just opened up."
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"Let's just get some party music. Yeah!"
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"Yeah, that's better. Party girl."
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"(CHUCKLING) For once, Daddy's going to be a hero."
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"Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls."
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"(STAMMERING) No, no. I was going to buy that doll."
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"Thanks, man."
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"Not my problem. But I..."
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"I promised my daughter. Darryl, look, hey..."
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"Darryl, man, I need this doll."
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"Okay, all right, man. Don't cry. It's cool."
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"I only have two."
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"Oh, thanks. She's going to..."
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"There is no way! Here we go. This is going to be good."
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"We talked about this!"
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"(SHUSHING) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,"
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"No! No! Let's start meeting..."
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"This man is crazy! Can I help you?"
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"I knew it. You did not know it."
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"It's Christmas."
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"You knew it. Thank you."
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"I knew it. She knew it."
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"They have to do it voluntarily."
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"I've got a little surprise I've been working on."
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"Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know"
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"that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu,"
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"Come on, I just learned it."
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"I need you to get rid of the tree."
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"I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks."
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"I thought they were all sold out."
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"(MOROCCAN MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"And you get in their face and you scream at them,"
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"Okay, you know what I thought we should do"
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"I don't care what everyone thinks."
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"That's how your drinking affected me."
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"Thanks again, Meredith. You're welcome."
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"I'm not an alcoholic!"
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"Why aren't you wearing the hairnet?"
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"That is... The image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting,"
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"I want Meredith to get better. That's my only wish."
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"We did? Yeah."
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"All right, enough of this Christmas crap."
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"Open the door. There is absolutely no way!"
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"I'm not moving the tree. Face it."
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"Well, don't look so surprised."
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"(SINGING) Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la"
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"Just so you know, protocol is a little round of applause, but..."
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"Five minutes, actually. I'm a black belt in gift wrapping."
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"Oh."
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"I was going to get the doll."
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"(GROANS COMICALLY)"
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"Yeah!"
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"One more time around the block."
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"I will always be there to bring you some Christmas cheer."
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"Oh, and you want to know how I know that?"
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"Where did you get this? I got it on a website. That's not important."
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"That's a halwa shebakia cookie."
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"What is this?"
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