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Clips from The Office - Moroccan Christmas (S05E05)

"You can say it as loudly as you want,"
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"but we're not going to believe you."
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"I was waiting until later to hand out this year's gifts from corporate."
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"I don't think they're appropriate anymore."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"Sorry, it's your job."
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"You never showed me mercy when you were in charge."
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"I lost it."
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"but you know what, Meredith?"
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"What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?"
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"I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick."
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"But mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore."
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"to the other people of the office. Okay."
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"I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well-ventilated area."
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"Yeah, but you're going to need a permit for that."
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"STANLEY: I agree."
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"It's Christmas, and we are turning our back"
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"You know what the only thing I want for Christmas?"
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"If she wasrt an alcoholic before, she is now."
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"They serve it during Ramadan."
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"STANLEY: Mmm. Chewy."
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"(STRUMMING NOISILY)"
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"What's up? Do you take requests?"
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"Sure. Please stop,"
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"I'll be down in a minute."
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"of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned?"
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"(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)"
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)"
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"We just missed Poor Richard's."
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"I thought we were going out for a drink. Oh, shoot."
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"Oh, well, we'll have to go someplace else, then, I guess."
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"The Bog."
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"Yeah. Cooper's."
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"Sure. Brixx's."
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"Yeah, recently."
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"Yeah. All right. All right."
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) Yeah, there you go."
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"That's good."
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"Hey, Sasha, it's Daddy."
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"Have you ever heard of this doll Princess Unicorn?"
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"SASHA: (SCREAMING) Daddy, Daddy, Daddy... Nope, no, no."
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"(CHUCKLING) No. I'm just curious if you heard of it."
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"This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed."
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"Oh, no."
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"I need the doll. I need the doll."
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"(STAMMERING) I'm begging you. I just..."
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"I need it more than anything in the world. I need this doll."
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"I'll let you get it for $400."
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"You can owe me."
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"Thank you. I know, right? Merry Christmas."
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"Something wrong with the doll?"
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"No, it's..."
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"(STAMMERING) It's even better than the one I wanted."
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"MEREDITH: Sunrise Rehab? No! No!"
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"No! I told you no! Yes."
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"There is no way! No. It's okay."
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"MICHAEL: It's all right. No way! There is no way!"
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"Meredith, we're doing this for your own good."
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"Okay, come on. No way!"
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"It's going to be... No way! I told you."
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"Here we go. No, no way!"
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"No! There is no way! No!"
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"No! I am not going in there! All right. Here we go."
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"Yes, you are. I am not going in there!"
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"Yes, you are!"
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"wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait. Calm down, calm down."
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"(PANTING) Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"MEREDITH: No! No!"
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"(MEREDITH BABBLING)"
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"Come on! No! No!"
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"There is no way! Here we go."
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"There is no way! Almost at the door."
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"Here's the door. There is no way! There is no way!"
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"No! Hello."
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"This man is crazy! How are you?"
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"I have a deposit, alcoholic. No! No! No!"
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"So do I sign? (SCREAMING) No!"
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"It's outside."
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"I didn't ask you where it was."
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"I told you where it needs to be."
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"Excuse me?"
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"The only power you have over me"
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"is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell."
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"Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore."
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"So you move the tree."
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"Okay."
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"Angela's having sex with Dwight."
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"I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party."
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"I knew some of it. Everyone knew some of it."
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"So I think I know what I need to do at this point."
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"I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom."
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"Um, I think I can do it. I did it with Jan."
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"All right, everybody's still here, perfect!"
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"'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la"
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"Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la, la la la"
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I think I'd like to go home now."
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"Sure."
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"Tough room."
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""Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.""
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"You're so pathetic. How long did this take you, three hours?"
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"They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid."
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"Well, I hope it was won'th it,"
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"Really. If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes,"
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"I ought to be able to cut my..."
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"The theme is Nights in Morocco."
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"It's not on theme."
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"It's the Nativity scene."
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"PHYLLIS: Oh, I don't think it's blackmail."
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"it would have to be a formal letter."
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"These are commodities, same as gold or oil."
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"which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season."
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"That's the Christmas spirit."
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"I am simply punishing those parents"
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"and such a genetically improbable one."
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"The king has sex with a unicorn?"
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