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Clips from The Office - Moroccan Christmas (S05E05)

"Happy holidays, Dwight."
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"But do not open it till Christmas."
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"Yeah, no such thing."
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"I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that."
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"I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have."
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"I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat."
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"This is the first Christmas party"
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"I'm throwing as head of the Party Planning Committee."
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"This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party."
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"Unless of course she's from Morocco,"
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"in which case it's very accurate."
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"Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get into the party?"
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"Angela, you're going to move this for the party, right?"
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"All right."
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"You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant... Hey."
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"And the North African king can stay."
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"Everything else goes in the drawer."
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"I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas."
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"There is one person who will, though,"
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"and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer."
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"But... But... Thank you."
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"Angela just does what I ask her to do"
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"so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight."
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"I think for it to be blackmail,"
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"Ah, you brought in your doll collection."
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"These are not dolls, Jim."
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"This year, it's a doll. Half-girl, half-unicorn."
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"Catchphrase, "My horn can pierce the sky!""
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"Pathetic."
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"And as lazy parents become more desperate,"
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"Isn't that right, princess?"
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"that would wait till the last minute to give their child a gift,"
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"Look at that. How does that happen?"
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"Man with a horn has sex with a royal horse?"
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"Yes. Hey, is that Princess Unicorn?"
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"They are now. Cool."
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"This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin,"
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"vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hit me again! All right."
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"I wish you would stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way."
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"Stupid. Everybody knows to ask for 100 more wishes."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(STRING INSTRUMENT PLAYING)"
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"Hey, hey, Ang, check it out."
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"Really, Andy? It's Christmas,"
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"and you're singing about nudity and France."
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"There's a hole in the wall Where the men can see it all"
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"Jim, check that out. What is it?"
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"That is vodka, and I mixed it with orange juice."
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"Wow, that is delicious. Yeah."
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"$120, $180, $200."
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"Oh. So glad I could help. Thanks."
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"Merry Christmas. You, too."
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"(SINGING) Fa la la la, la la, ka-ching"
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"Oh. So this is what every day would be like if you hadrt left India?"
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"STANLEY: She's burning."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING) PAM: Oh, my God!"
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"MICHAEL: We got a live one! On fire!"
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"I'm all right. I'm all right."
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"Sorry."
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"Cannot do it then, monthly dental appointment."
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"No. No. I celebrate privately. That's right."
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"Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly."
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"Now? It's our Christmas party. We'll do it quickly."
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"(IN MOCKING TONE) "What if we can't do it quickly?"
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""What if we can't do it?""
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"Do you know how to do an intervention?"
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"An intervention, it's sort of hard to describe,"
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"And then they stop."
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"It looks like we're going to be here for a while,"
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"so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone?"
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"Little triangles of pita, toasted on both side,"
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"fanned so you can easily grab them."
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"I know... And napkins, fanned."
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"Little better. I threw up."
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"TMI. Fire girl."
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"Too soon. Yeah."
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"is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party."
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"We cannot ask her to stop drinking."
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"I am not asking her to stop drinking."
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"I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic."
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"Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic,"
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"I know I am not an alcoholic."
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"let's look at this a little bit closer, then, shall we?"
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"When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered."
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"My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co,"
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"sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties,"
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"some brewskies, some Jell-O shots,"
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"pass out, wake up the next morning,"
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"boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class."
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"Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades,"
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"but I aced all my courses. They called me "Ace.""
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""or deliberately change your state of mind?""
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"Obviously."
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""questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?""
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"You don't know what you're doing."
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"and I wish, for just once,"
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"you would take my side on this."
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"I'm doing your job, man."
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"Alcohol is a drag, yes. Here's what I'd like to do."
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"how her alcoholism has affected us."
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"I'll begin. This Christmas party"
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"is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to."
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"But then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this."
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"Well, Meredith, there was that one time"
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"that you bought movie tickets"
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"and then you got too drunk to go,"
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"It bothers me, right? How does it bother you?"
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"Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching."
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"Who's going to tell us the latest dirty joke?"
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"Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night?"
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"I am fine."
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"Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine?"
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"Hey, come here."
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"If anything ever happened to you,"
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"I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do."
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"I know I drink. I like to party."
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"I want you to say, "I'm an alcoholic.""
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