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Clips from Never Have I Ever (2020) - ...felt super Indian (S01E01)

"You want to go check out the vending machines? My treat?"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, so basically, I'm the Hester Prynne of the Indian community"
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"in the San Fernando Valley."
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"I wish I had a less ninth-grade-book analogy for it,"
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"but it's accurate."
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"So you're ultimately very happy with your decision"
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"even though you got divorced?"
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"Of course not."
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"[sighs] No."
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"I mean look at me."
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"My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago."
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"No. I wish I had just listened to my family"
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"and married the guy that they chose."
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"Then maybe I wouldn't be divorced."
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"You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,"
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"and... [sighs] I don't know what to tell them."
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"Maybe they'll get over it."
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"Do you have a sibling, who could have a drug problem"
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"or go to community college? That would help."
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"No, I got two brothers, both neurosurgeons,"
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"had a double-arranged wedding with millionaire Hindu sisters."
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"Oh. [laughs]"
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"As my cousin would say, "That sucks a fat one.""
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"[chuckes] Yeah, I agree."
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"[sighs] Anyway, I think I'm going to head out."
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"You know, these things aren't really that fun"
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"when everyone is whispering about you."
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"But hey, good luck on your engagement..."
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"and don't screw it up, yeah?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Devi?"
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"Paxton! What are you doing here?"
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"Swim practice. What are you doing here?"
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"Just... Ganesh Puja."
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"It's a weird Indian thing."
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"Oh."
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"What do you do for it?"
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"We eat and pray to Ganesh."
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"[sighs] He's the elephant god."
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"He's sort of a big deal to Indians."
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"I mean Hindus."
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"'Cause, you know, there are Muslim Indians, Sikh Indians, Jains, and--"
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"-Honestly-- -You don't have to give me"
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"the Wikipedia page on India."
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"Sorry."
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"So is part of Ganesh Puja kicking lockers in anger?"
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"No, that was unrelated. That didn't have..."
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"[chuckles] You were joking."
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"No, I just got mad, which is something I'm working on."
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"You do have kind of a temper, huh?"
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"It's not my fault."
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"Some old loser was telling me that I'm too Indian,"
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"and some other people think I'm not Indian enough."
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"And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,"
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"but I'm stuck here."
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"Eh. Who cares what other people think?"
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"You do you, Vishwakumar."
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"Also, you look cool in that outfit."
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"[McEnroe] Did he just say she looked good?"
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"Holy shit. Maybe she wasn't as friendzoned as she thought."
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"Okay. I've had my fill of socializing."
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"-Are you ready to head home? -Yeah."
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"-You see Devi anywhere? -I do not."
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"Perhaps she's gotten her arms stuck"
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"in the vending machine trying to steal chips."
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"It's happened before."
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"I'll go check."
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"-Nalini. -Yes?"
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"Are you leaving?"
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"Ah, yes. I think it's that time."
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"It was so great to see you out of the house"
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"-and Devi back on her feet. -Thank you."
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"Let me know if she stops walking again,"
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"because I have a cousin in medical sales"
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"who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap."
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"Hello, ladies."
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"-Namaste, Pandit Raj. -Hello, Pandit-ji"
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"Would one of you be able to give me a ride?"
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"[McEnroe] The day had been a long one for Nalini,"
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"and she needed a win, even if it was a small one."
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"I can."
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"Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?"
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"It would be my pleasure."
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"Great. There's a beautiful fountain I've had my eye on."
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"[Pandit] This is very kind of you."
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"I could've taken an Uber."
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"Our Pandit in an Uber?"
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"What's next? Prime Minister Modi on Postmates?"
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"Over my dead body."
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"I really enjoyed puja today."
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"I like the incense you used."
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"It was like we were in a cannabis store."
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"Thank you. You can buy it on my website..."
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"coolhindude.com"
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"Anyhow, I hope you all found some clarity in your prayers today."
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"For sure. One hundred percent."
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"Very much so, Pandit-ji."
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"[Pandit] Wonderful."
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"Thanks for the ride."
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"I found the car very comfortable."
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"Our pleasure, Pandit-ji."
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"Though there is pain,"
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"the pain will subside because you are a good family."
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"And god will always see that."
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"[recites blessing in Sanskrit]"
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"Where do you want to go to college?"
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"-[sighs] Princeton. -I will bring it up to god personally."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Thanks for the ride. Go, Lakers!"
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"["Waking Up" by Sorry Girls playing]"
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"♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪"
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"♪ To see the ways that I’ve been blinded ♪"
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"♪ By the lovelight in my eyes ♪"
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"♪ I wanna send it all crashing down ♪"
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"♪ Down to the ground ♪"
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"♪ Down, down ♪"
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"♪ Down to where it all went wrong ♪"
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"♪ Down, down to the ground ♪"
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"♪ Down, down ♪"
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