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Clips from Galavant - My Cousin Izzy (S01E01)

"Really? 'Cause Galavant's map says we go right."
Galavant
"Well, my husband and I have lived here 40 years,"
Galavant
"but really... tell me more"
Galavant
"about your dead friend's hand-drawn map!"
Galavant
"Apologies for my wife."
Galavant
"We've been in that dungeon a really long time."
Galavant
"Everybody, shh! A guard."
Galavant
"You know what? We'll go your way."
Galavant
"All right, Gareth, I bought us some time."
Galavant
"What's next? What do you think?"
Galavant
"You know what I think?"
Galavant
"I think you should start acting like a man"
Galavant
"and not like a king."
Galavant
"I think you should have fought"
Galavant
"that old geezer of a brother of yours, kicked his ass,"
Galavant
"and we wouldn't be in this position we are right now."
Galavant
"And how does he get this hummus so creamy?"
Galavant
"I mean, when I do it myself, I can't get it this creamy."
Galavant
"And the chickpeas so perfectly blended."
Galavant
"It's yummy."
Galavant
"Bless you."
Galavant
"Thank you."
Galavant
"Bless you."
Galavant
"Enough!"
Galavant
"Well, hurry! Bless me before my soul escapes!"
Galavant
"What the hell is going on?"
Galavant
"It's starting! The poison's working!"
Galavant
"Die, swine!"
Galavant
"Rot in hell!"
Galavant
"How long till they die?"
Galavant
"I couldn't do it."
Galavant
"What?"
Galavant
"I know what you said, but I'm not a killer."
Galavant
"So what's happening?"
Galavant
"I've been feeding these royals my whole life."
Galavant
"I know every single thing they're allergic to."
Galavant
"They won't die, but at the very least,"
Galavant
"we'll get to see them in a great deal of discomfort"
Galavant
"before they kill us."
Galavant
"Well, you've let me down terribly."
Galavant
"But it was nice to be reminded"
Galavant
"there still are good-hearted people in the world."
Galavant
"If this is my last day on earth,"
Galavant
"at least it wasn't a bleak one."
Galavant
"I thank you for that, Vincenzo."
Galavant
"You have a family of spiders in your hair."
Galavant
"Your breath reminds me of the time"
Galavant
"I found my Uncle's body in a well."
Galavant
"The king is scratching."
Galavant
"We may need to clear the throne room."
Galavant
"He's alive."
Galavant
"Galavant!"
Galavant
"This is your moment, Galavant."
Galavant
"Kill the kings. Be the hero."
Galavant
"- What are you doing? - You're allergic to crab."
Galavant
"If you eat that, your throat's gonna get all itchy,"
Galavant
"and you're gonna be making that... sound all night."
Galavant
"I'm sorry we didn't speak earlier."
Galavant
"Speaking to you is one of my favorite things to do."
Galavant
"Perhaps my favorite conversation ever"
Galavant
"was our four-hour analysis of what sid's "thank you" meant."
Galavant
"I meant "thank you.""
Galavant
"- Sid! - So passive-aggressive."
Galavant
"My father was wrong."
Galavant
"You don't have to hide your feelings to be a hero."
Galavant
"If I did, I wouldn't be your type of hero."
Galavant
"And frankly, princess, that's the only type of hero I want to be."
Galavant
"Well, sucks for me."
Galavant
"I better go home, or my mom's gonna be mad."
Galavant
"Have fun changing your name when you get married."
Galavant
"Freak."
Galavant
"Guards!"
Galavant
"Bye, Harry."
Galavant
"Well, would you look at that?"
Galavant
"You didn't have to kill a soul, but you finally got your moment."
Galavant
"No."
Galavant
"Not quite yet."
Galavant
"♪ This is my moment in the sun ♪"
Galavant
"♪ This is my mome-e-e-e-nt ♪"
Galavant
"That's it?"
Galavant
"Yeah, that's all I got."
Galavant
"Well, I say let's execute the chef."
Galavant
"Excuse me!"
Galavant
"He is my chef, and only I can execute him."
Galavant
"Then do something about it, little dicky."
Galavant
"Maybe I will!"
Galavant
"I hereby declare that I shall be the first royal in history"
Galavant
"to fight his own duel!"
Galavant
"Very impressive."
Galavant
"I'm looking forward to the day that Gareth will kill you."
Galavant
"Gareth?"
Galavant
"No, no, no, no. I thought you and I were going to fight."
Galavant
"No."
Galavant
"It'll be fun"
Galavant
"watching your best friend kill you, Dickie."
Galavant
"Oh, I am so turned on right..."
Galavant
"Aah!"
Galavant
"'Scu..."
Galavant
"'Scuse me."
Galavant
"Who knows, sire? Maybe you'll win."
Galavant
"Only one thing is certain."
Galavant
"I'm a dead man?"
Galavant