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Clips from The Great North - You've Got Math Adventure (S02E02)

"Dream job. Let's do this."
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"All right, here we go!"
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"Hop in and hold on to something,"
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"but not to any of the handles. They're taped on!"
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"I'm in a mailin' mood ♪"
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"I'm gonna mail it to ya ♪"
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"I'm gonna fire away ♪"
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"♪ I'm a delivery machine and it is freakin' insane ♪"
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"I'll put that package on your stoop ♪"
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"If it's the last thing I do ♪"
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"I'll walk through ice and through rain ♪"
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"And step in mountains of poo ♪"
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"I'll get your grandma her checks ♪"
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"And her prescription, too ♪"
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"Ah...! ♪"
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"Oh, is it Bring Your Son To Work Day?"
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"My kid hates that day. I'm a nude model."
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"Mail it to you! ♪"
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"I guess we can walk to school"
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"every day from now on."
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"I mean, upside: our legs and our butts"
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"are gonna be ripped."
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"Aw, look. Now the moose is giving the van some branches"
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"for their one-day dating anniversary."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Those branches aren't for romance."
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"The moose is trying to hide the van"
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"to protect it from predators."
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"It has adopted it as its child."
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"Aw. Should we offer to babysit--"
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"let the moose have a night out on its own?"
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"Uh, isn't it typically only female moose"
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"that care for their young?"
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"We don't know this moose's life."
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"Maybe he just likes being a dad. Or-or maybe"
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"he had to take over jobs as both mother and father"
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"because the van's mother moved to Pennsylvania"
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"to be with her moose lover Marcus."
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"Aw, I didn't even think to ask."
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"This is serious. The moose would not be happy"
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"if we opened his child's door and then sat in his child's body"
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"and drove his child around."
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"Yeah, I don't have kids, but I imagine"
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"I'll feel the same way one day."
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"I might have an idea that could mean everybody wins."
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"I love it when everybody wins."
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"I also love it when everybody loses."
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"I just love playing."
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"So, I set this zip line up years ago,"
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"or else Mrs. Johnston would never get her weekly"
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"bags of mail-order meal worms to feed her hedgehogs"
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"Jessica and Kelsey. You want to come with, kid?"
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"Oh, no. I-I mean, I'd love to, but I know that rope."
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"It's a Renegade. There's usually about a 200-pound weight limit"
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"on there, and estimating your weight at 150 pounds,"
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"- adding my 75 would break the system. - Moon!"
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"Good call, little man. You got great instincts."
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"Um, and great math-stincts."
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"I think you would make an excellent mailman one day, Moon,"
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"- uh... What'd you say your last name was? - Tobin."
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"I know that name. Yeah."
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"I used to deliver to your family before I switched over"
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"to the northern route."
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"Wait, you did?"
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"Oh, yeah. Your mom was a riot!"
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"Yeah, she'd love to distract me and then steal packages"
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"off the back of my Jeep. It was a felony but, man,"
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"it made me laugh."
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"Wait, you actually knew my mom?"
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"Of course, man-- Leeny."
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"You called her Leeny?"
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"Oh, yeah, sure, yeah."
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"You know, she was always home during the day"
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"and she was constantly offering me a beer"
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"and inviting me in. Constantly."
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"Oh. Oh, no..."
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"Maybe we should stop talking about this."
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"Yeah, last time I saw her"
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"was about ten years ago. She said she had"
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"something real important to tell me that would change my life,"
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"but then they transferred me"
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"to a new route and I never delivered mail"
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"to your family again."
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"Anyway, off I go."
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"Holy stamps, this is dad news."
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"- You okay there, Moon? - Yep, yep."
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"- Yep, yep, yep. - Look, just because Reggie"
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"knew your mom and drank with her"
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"and went in your house a bunch"
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"and has a lot in common with you,"
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"it doesn't mean that he's your..."
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"Reggie is definitely my real dad."
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"No. I mean, maybe not."
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"I mean, Moon, sweetie,"
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"I don't totally know what to say."
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"I really wanted to help you with math,"
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"but now I feel like the worst big sister in the world."
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"It's not your fault my mom was a real mom-about-town."
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"And if I was gonna be with somebody when I found out"
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"this life-changing information that I thought I wanted"
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"but now feel like barfing about, I'm glad it was with you."
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"Whee!"
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"Reggie, uh, this was fun, but I think we got to go."
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"Could you drop us off at our car?"
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"Moon's dad is probably wondering where we've been."
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"Oh, of course, of course. I bet I wouldn't like"
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"waiting for my kids if I had them."
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"But I guess I'll never be sure, because I can't have kids."
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"- Really? - Wait, you can't?"
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"Nah, it wasn't possible after the accident."
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"I'll spare you the gory details, but it was a bowling ball"
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"straight to my nuts when I was 18"
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"and they cracked open like eggs on Sunday morning."
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"So, you definitely have no kids?"
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"Nope. Oh, and while I was zippin',"
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"I remembered that your mom did tell me that thing"
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"that she thought was so important."
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"She had made earrings out of beer cans."
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"She called them beerings."
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"And then she got mad at me when I wouldn't buy them"
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