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Clips from The Great North - You've Got Math Adventure (S02E02)

"ten hours to drive. What speed should he go"
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"in order to make it to his next stop?"
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"I don't know. Nine million miles per hour?"
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"I told you I'm bad at math."
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"Or you just need an in-- your way of connecting to math"
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"that helps you understand it. For me, it was when"
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"I needed to figure out how long it would take me to watch"
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"every episode of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper"
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"so I'd be caught up before the movie came out."
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"I'm all caught up, but I'm still waiting."
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"We just got to figure out that in for you."
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"No, we need to find my dad. On to the next."
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"Be sure to check back in with us tonight so you know the weather"
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"for tomorrow when your head hits that "pellow.""
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"This weatherman, really?"
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"Yep. Harry Hotfog, Diondra Tundra's rival."
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"Why would this guy be your dad?"
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"Everyone in my family says "pillow,""
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"but I say "pellow," like Harry. Pretty freaky, huh?"
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"Mm, sounds like a fairly reasonable coincidence."
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"- Ooh! There he is. - Yoo-hoo!"
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"- Harry! - Uh-oh."
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"cloudy with a chance of superfans."
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"You want autographs? Five bucks."
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"Two bucks extra if you want me to draw a little storm cloud."
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"Sir, how long have you lived in Lone Moose?"
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"My whole life. 23 glorious years."
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"- You're only 23? - Yes. I dye my hair gray"
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"so people will take me seriously."
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"Normally I'm a beautiful blonde."
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"He's way too young. This can't be the guy."
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"- Bye, Harry. - Good talking to you."
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"Hotfog rolling out."
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"Well, there's only one guy left"
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"on my possible paternity list. And since the other two"
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"random people weren't my dad, it's definitely him."
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"Pete,"
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"- the Val- - U-Buy cashier?"
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"You gave me $40. Your groceries were $31,"
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"so I give you, two, uh..."
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"$22 back."
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"That's correct."
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"- Oh, I see. - He's notoriously bad at math."
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"Mom used to only get in his line. In six months,"
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"she got enough money from him to buy"
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"- the new refrigerator we needed. - Wow."
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"I mean, she used the money"
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"to get her Camaro windows tinted, but you see my point."
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"All right, let's buy these and meet Pete."
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"- Hello, Pete. - Good afternoon. How are you?"
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"Well, I'm annoyed at these headlines about Jennifer Aniston"
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"wondering if she's pregnant again."
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"Leave that sexy, single freebird alone."
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"- You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Any kids yourself, Pete? - Me?"
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"Ha, not that I know of."
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"No, but really, I am a virgin. There's no way."
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"- And here's your change: $111. - Pete, no!"
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"You sure you don't want some ice cream?"
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"Yeah, most adults don't have a huge ice cream sundae"
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"- as an afternoon snack. - Suit yourself."
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"Well, now that we know Beef is your real pop,"
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"we can get home and get studying."
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"Hey, is this seat taken, son?"
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"- Nope. All yours, Mr. Mailman. - What'll it be, Reggie?"
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"I'll have the Big Boy Ice Cream Sundae with Sauce. You know me--"
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"I love a huge ice cream sundae in the afternoon."
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"Are you seeing this? Called me son."
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"Eating a huge ice cream in the afternoon."
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"Short stature. Dark hair."
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"It's him. He's it."
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"This is who we've been looking for."
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"My real father is the mailman."
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"Okay, so you're saying you want to be a mailman one day?"
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"Oh, yeah. I think it's in my blood."
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"Couple of questions for you."
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"How long have you lived in Lone Moose?"
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"Ever been in a relationship? Also,"
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"how do you say this word: P-I-L-L-O-W?"
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"Lived here 30 years. Yes, I've had"
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"my fair share of relationships."
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"A few I thought would go the distance,"
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"but I guess they didn't have enough postage."
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"And, to answer your last question, "pellow.""
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"Are you saying pillow or "pellow"?"
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"- Pillow. - What?"
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"- "Pellow." - One more time."
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"Thanks for bringing your cars, Kyle."
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"No problem. They deserve some attention now and again."
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"Let's seduce a moose."
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"Let's see if he wants to get hot and heavy with a Chevy."
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"Or take it nice and slow with a Peugeot."
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"How about a hug from a VW Bug?"
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"Man, she's got some fun car rhymes."
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"Put your moose lips on this Mitsubishi Eclipse."
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"Out of options, Beef."
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"Good thing I ran out to Costume Castle before it closed."
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"Mademoiselle Moose will be ready for her big debut."
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"It's no use, Wolf. Looks like we'll be the ones"
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"saying au revoir to our beautiful van."
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"Au revoir."
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"So, uh,"
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"you deliver the mail"
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"no matter what, rain or shine?"
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"Yup, I've seen it all--"
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"snowstorms, fires, earthquakes."
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"I've even delivered a package during a hostage situation."
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"The handcuffs made the signature a little funky, but it worked."
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"Here you go, Reggie. And I pre-calculated the tip for you"
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"since you hate math."
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"- Uh-oh. - Whoa. - Thank you, Leslie."
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"All right, time for me to make some cheddar"
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"delivering letters."
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"Um, could we tag along? You know,"
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"so I could see what the mailman life really entails?"
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"All righty. I, uh, hope"
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"you really love being outdoors like I do."
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"You know what? A ride-along on a boring, routine mail route"
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"might be just the thing to prove that you're not actually"
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"Moon's da... ream job."
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