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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Misty Mountain Hop (S05E05)

"- What's Belgian about 'em? - They crumble at the hands of the Nazis."
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"This bacon is so amazing."
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"Makes me regret calling girls pigs all my life."
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"Why is the loud one eating my breakfast?"
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"Well, her father's in prison and her mother's in Mexico."
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"See, this is what I don't get about your dad."
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"If you're arrested for bribery, can't you just bribe your way out?"
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"I mean, you're a briber. That's what you do."
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"My dad is broke. I mean, in fact, the bank foreclosed on our ski cabin."
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"Everything's gotta be moved out this weekend..."
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"and it's all up to me."
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"And I'm just so very small."
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"Well, I'd like to help, but... not as much as I'd like not to."
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"Too late. Already packed an overnight bag."
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"Kitty, why is it we always do what you wanna do and never do what I wanna do?"
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"It's in the Bible. (Laughs)"
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"Well, have a fun weekend, Pops."
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"Oh, you're coming too, pal. And there's gonna be heavy lifting."
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"You better bring Donna."
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"Jackie, why can't Hyde help?"
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"Oh, that's right. He's your boyfriend."
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"I... guess that's punishment enough."
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"Now, I've been with Steven long enough to know..."
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"the best way to keep our relationship going smoothly..."
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"is by never asking him to do stuff."
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"So instead I told him I'd be out of town this weekend for a big doll expo."
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"Oh, there's a doll expo?"
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"Man, I've been lookin' for Jungle-fightin' G.I.Joe."
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"He's got vine grip and poisoned darts."
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""Poison not included." (Chuckles)"
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"- Okay, so you got plans this weekend? - Yes, I do."
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"- No, you don't. - No, I don't."
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"All right, good, 'causeJackie's at a doll expo..."
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"so I'm thinkin' you, me, Kelso sneak up to her cabin..."
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"drink beer till we all look pretty."
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"Great. Let me get rid of this customer."
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"Next!"
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"- Read the top letter, please. - It's an "E.""
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"No!"
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"Fail. Move along."
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"Wh-What are you talkin' about, man? That's an "E.""
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"'Kay, I'll give you one more chance."
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"Read the top letter, please."
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"- "E." - No! Double fail!"
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"Double fail? You made that up."
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"This, my blind friend, is a capital "E.""
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"The double fail stands."
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"Hey, wait a second. Aren't you the guy..."
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"that got caught in the school shower with the lotion and the Playboy?"
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"Pass, pass. Double pass. (Chuckles)"
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"- Now, stay with me. - Yeah. I'll be right on your bumper."
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"- Don't tailgate. - I'll keep a safe distance."
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"Don't lollygag."
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"- What do I even say? - Just... smile and nod."
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"Don't smile and nod. You look like an idiot."
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"- You know, I'm kind of excited about this road trip. - (Van Door Opens)"
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"We've been talkin' about fooling around in some place new and different-"
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"- (Engine Starts) - you and me alone in a car on a country road after dark?"
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"Yeah. And hey, if I don't get lucky with you, we're bound to run into a farmer's daughter."
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"Hmm."
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"This is great: no broads, just us guys."
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"Fez, you try and lure me in the hot tub, and I'm kickin' your ass."
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"I'm just saying, we're all so tense."
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"Well, we won't be for long."
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"Last time I was here, I hid a stash."
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"Just gotta remember where I put it."
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"I know it was someplace I could fit my hand."
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"- Well, that rules out your face. - What?"
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"Ow!"
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"Am I distracting you, my big, strong driver man?"
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"Not at all, my... lonely hitchhiker."
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"Well, how did you get your foot all the way over here?"
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"You can thank my dad for the ballet lessons."
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"I will be sure to send him a fruit basket."
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"turn into an ice cream truck?"
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"- Oh- Oh, man. We lost Red. - No. Wait, we can't be that far off-trail."
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"- (Paper Rustling) - Let's look atJackie's directions."
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"Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60."
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"Head east when it gets different.""
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"- "When it gets different." What the hell does that mean? - Wait. Let me see that."
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""Go a ways past the... fancy thing..."
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"and turn left at the ugly house.""
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"Oh. Well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there."
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"Hey, Kelso, did you find the stash yet?"
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"No, there's nothin' in the kitchen I can fit my hand in..."
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"you know, except for the garbage disposal. (Screams)"
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"(Laughs)"
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"Well, I'm going to the corner to buy some beer."
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"Do not get in the hot tub without me."
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"- (Door Opens) - Man, it's like-"
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"Oh! Ha!"
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"Yeah. It wasn't someplace I could fit my hand."
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"- It was someplace that could eat my hand. - (Vehicle Approaching)"
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"- Hey. There's a truck pullin' up to the cabin. - (Brakes Squeak)"
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"- Oh, it's Red! - Is it a fire truck?"
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"The truck's not red. The guy is Red, man. It's Red Forman."
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"- Not it. - (Vehicle Doors Closing)"
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"What? No, I said, "Not it." If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy."
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"Okay.Jackie's directions say, "Pass the place I bought a green sweater."
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"Don't stop. The cotton has polyester in it.""
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"This is great. We're lost."
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"No, we're not lost. We just need to find our bearings."
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"(Sighs) Where would she go around here to find a green sweater?"
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"Why, the green sweater store, Donna. Good thinking."
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"Hey, why are you mad at me?"
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"If you'd have kept your big foot outta my bean bags, we wouldn't be in this mess."
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"Well, excuse me for reading Cosmo and trying a little somethin'."
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"If you think you're gettin' the topless nachos now, you're crazy."
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"Whatever. Ah, man, now I'm hungry. I want my Twinkie."
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"- You packed Twinkies? - I packed a Twinkie."
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"There's only one left, and it's mine. Whoever packed it, snacked it."
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"- I've been lookin' forward to it all day. - Oh, you have?"
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"That's nice. That's- That's very ladylike."
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"- (Gibberish) - Eh."
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"Jackie and the Formans are here."
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"And we're not supposed to be here."
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"And this is illegal. We're busted."
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"No, you're busted. I'm out the bathroom window."
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"What? Get off of me."
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"(Voice Cracking) Welcome to the cabin."
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