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Clips from The Sword in the Stone

"Now to start off, I want you to read these books."
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"- All of them? - That, my boy, is a mountain of knowledge."
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"But I, but I can't read."
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"What, what? What? Then I don't suppose you know how to write?"
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"- No, sir. - What do you know?"
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"- Well, I... - Well, never mind. Never mind."
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"We'll start at the bottom. The ABC's."
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"First the A, and now the B."
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"Loop and around and there's the C."
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"Merlin. Look. I can write."
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"Oh. Yes, yes. That's very good, boy. Very..."
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"Henscratch, that's all. Henscratch. Now, come on."
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"D, E, F, and now the G."
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"You see, it's as simple as... No, no, no! No, boy!"
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"Now, use your head. Use your head, will you? How do you ever expect to learn anything?"
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"Archimedes! Have you seen that, uh..."
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"flying machine model?"
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"I have nothing to do with your futuristic fiddle-faddle, you know that."
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"- What's that thing up there? - Hmm? Oh, yes, of course."
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"- Here we are. - You mean man will fly in one of those someday?"
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"If man were meant to fly, he'd have been born with wings."
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"I am about to prove otherwise, Archimedes..."
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"if you care to watch."
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"Here she goes."
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"No, no, no, no, no..."
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"Man'll fly all right. Just like a rock."
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"It would have worked if, if, if, if it weren't for..."
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"this infernal beard!"
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"I never, never in my whole..."
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"Man will fly someday, I tell you."
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"I have been there. I have seen it."
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"Oh, I do hope so. I've always dreamed about flying..."
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"that I was a bird and that I could go sailing all over the sky high above everything."
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"Prestidigitonium."
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"It's my favourite dream."
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"Oh, but then I suppose everybody dreams about flying."
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"I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird!"
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"Hold it, boy. Not so fast. Not so fast."
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"First, I... I'd better explain the mechanics of a bird's wing."
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"Now, these large feathers..."
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"are called the primaries."
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"- And, uh... - And, uh, since when..."
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"do you know all about birds' wings?"
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"I have made an extensive study of birds in flight. And I..."
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"And if you don't mind, I happen to be a bird."
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"All right, Mr Know-It-All, he's your pupil."
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"- Ouch! - Now, boy..."
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"flying is not merely some crude mechanical process."
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"It is a delicate art. Purely aesthetic."
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"Poetry of motion."
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"And the best way to learn it is to do it."
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"Now, since we're pretty far up, we'll start with a glide."
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"Spread your wings way out, way out. That's it. That's it."
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"Now, fan your tail."
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"Tippity-toe, tippity-toe, and off we go."
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"Now, tuck your feet under, like me. That's it. That's the idea!"
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"- Whoa! What? Oh! - And don't fight the air currents."
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"Use them."
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"Well, say, boy!"
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"That's pretty good."
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"Well, boy, you're a natural!"
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"Are you sure this is the first time that you've..."
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"Wart! Wart! Hawk! Hawk!"
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"Look out, boy! Heads up! Wart!"
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"Archimedes! Help!"
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"Wart! Wart!"
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"Whoa! What? Oh!"
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"Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely."
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"I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful."
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"Oh, bat gizzards. It's nothing but..."
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"a scrawny little sparrow with a beak full of soot."
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"Oh, I-I'm not really a sparrow. I'm a boy."
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"- A boy? - Merlin changed me with his magic."
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"He's the world's most powerful wizard."
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"Merlin. Ho-ho!"
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"Merlin, the world's most powerful bungler."
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"Why, boy, I've got more magic in one little finger."
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"Now, don't tell me you've never heard of the marvellous Madam Mim?"
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"Well, no, I don't guess so."
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"Madam Mim? Oh! Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens!"
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"Why, boy, I'm the greatest. I'm truly marvellous!"
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"With only a touch I have the power"
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"Zim zab rim bim To whither a flower"
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"I find delight in the gruesome and grim"
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"- Oh, that's terrible. - Thank you, my boy."
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"But that's nothing, nothing for me."
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"No! 'Cause I'm the magnificent..."
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"marvellous, mad Madam Mim."
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"You know what? I can even change size."
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"I can be huge! Ooh! Fill the whole house."
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"I can be teeny Small as a mouse"
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"Black sorcery is my dish of tea"
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"Uh, it comes easy to me. 'Cause I'm the magnificent..."
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"marvellous, mad Madam Mim."
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"Marvellous, boy! Marvellous, I'm marvellous!"
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"Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?"
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"Well, that would be some trick. Er, um, ah, I mean, uh..."
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"Want to bet? Boo!"
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"You see? I win, I win!"
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"Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?"
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"- Well, uh, yes, ma'am. - But you ain't seen nothin' yet."
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"Watch this."
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"I can be beautiful lovely and fair"
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"Silvery voice long purple hair"
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"But it's only skin deep for zim zaberim zim"
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"I'm an ugly, old creep! The magnificent, marvellous..."
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"mad, mad, mad, mad Madam Mim."
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"Now what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?"
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"Well, uh, Merlin's magic is always, um, well, useful..."
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"uh, for something good."
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"- And he must see something good in you. - Oh, I suppose so."
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"Yes, and in my book, that's bad!"
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"So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you."
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"De-Destroy me?"
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"Yeah, I-I'll give you a sporting chance."
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"I'm mad about games, you know."
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"Yeah, well, come on, get going, boy."
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"You gotta keep on your toes in this game."
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"I win, I win!"
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"Oh, the game's over."
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